If I make a second character, it's gonna be Radon, and it's gonna be Rad Dan's younger brother, Rad Don.
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Ytterbium probably
Dark and edgy? Nah, Dan is RADICAL and KICK-ASS
Respond to the two HORRIBLE backstories you just heard.
Dan had a... Hard life.
RULES OF NATUUUUURE
RULES OF NATUUUUURE
What a terrible life he has.
GG Dan.
"Wow. That's, uh, that's some tough shit theyah, man. Musta been tough, havin' ta cope with... All that. I, on the othah hand, am one lucky son of a bitch. I nevah knew my fathah!Left me, my foah brothahs, and my mothah all by ouahselves. Best thing that evah happened ta me, I tell ya. Nevah had ta waste time with playin' catch, oah showin' him my repoaht cahd. I got ta skip straight ta bein' my own man!" Dan puffed out his chest, completely oblivious to the connotation of what he had just said.
It was clear Dan was either willfully ignorant or else completely oblivious to just how terrible his life had been. "In fact, I've been livin' worry free foah pretty much my whole life. Straight C student, teachahs nevah believed in me, so I nevah had expectations to live up to. Mothah drank herself ta death when I was twelve, so me and my brothahs got to move into a sweet fostah home. All I had ta do in retoin was get the shit beaten' outta me twice weekly. Sweet deal, if ya ask me. Then, aftah my fostah parents got busted foah sellin' crack, my brothahs and I got separated. Didn't have ta get picked on by 'em no moah, so that was a plus. It all toined out swell foah Rad Dan, ya know." Dan smiled a wide, toothy smile.
It was clear Dan was either willfully ignorant or else completely oblivious to just how terrible his life had been. "In fact, I've been livin' worry free foah pretty much my whole life. Straight C student, teachahs nevah believed in me, so I nevah had expectations to live up to. Mothah drank herself ta death when I was twelve, so me and my brothahs got to move into a sweet fostah home. All I had ta do in retoin was get the shit beaten' outta me twice weekly. Sweet deal, if ya ask me. Then, aftah my fostah parents got busted foah sellin' crack, my brothahs and I got separated. Didn't have ta get picked on by 'em no moah, so that was a plus. It all toined out swell foah Rad Dan, ya know." Dan smiled a wide, toothy smile.
Do I even need to say it
Dan took Jordan's hand and gave it a firm shake. "I'm, uh, I'm Dan Radkowski. Rad Dan's just a, er, pseudonym I use ta feel bettah about myself. It woiks miracles, I tell ya. Look, I'm sorry foah goin' off atcha befoah. I ain't used ta havin' friends. Oah acquaintances. Oah people I vaguely know. I'm not populah." he bowed his head. To be honest, this was probably the longest he'd ever interacted with a specific group of people that hadn't been a robbery of some sort. "And, you'ah roit. We, er uh, 'Elementos' gotta stick togethah ta survoive, huh? Loik that? I just came up with it now. I think it's pretty clevah." Dan did, in fact, think it was pretty clever.
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