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George Melons - Nox


As luck would have it, the blades did in fact hit George Melons right across the midsection, practically disembowling him. Before he could even scream, his whole body was set alight. Burning and dripping guts wasn't a good look for anybody, not even George Melons...

Fortunately, however, the Adminazine had not yet left his system. As if by magic, the contents of his intestines and stomach made their way back inside of him, and the fire slowly burned out. The only truly lasting damage would likely be the several years that the drugs had taken off his lifespan in return.

"Okay, you Exodus-bound FREAK, now I'm unhappy! And an unhappy George Melons is a dangerous George Melons. Probably!" He reached into his pocket again and produced a dinky little remote control. "You know what's great about multidimensional travel? Pretty much nothing!" and with that, he pressed down on the remote, enveloping himself and the other three in a bright purple light... And then they were gone.

Sir Frederick Selous - The Ice Moon


Sir Frederick could barely believe the past minute of his life had transpired. Attacked by a drugged up spaceman, bearing witness to a fight between said spaceman and the cat woman, and now... Wherever they were, it was damnably cold. And it most certainly was not Nox. Oh hell, the mission had gone south!

"Where the devil are we?" his voice had a chatter to it. This was far colder than Frederick was used to. He took a look around... Ice and snow as far as the eye could see, several horrifyingly deep ravines, twisted metal wreckage and... In the distance was a single light, coming from what looked like some sort of bunker. "Is this Antarctica?"
You wanna talk about surviving shit?
George Melons confirmed injuries list:
Two point blank revolver shots to the head, several bludgeonings with a toolbox, being lightsabered in the legs, unprotected jogs through space, plasma explosions within five feet of him, maulings by yetis, bears... And while they haven't really made him stronger, he has survived every single one.
Well if we're going based on canonical durability... Oh boy, you're in for a treat.
Yes but... In no reality is a groin kick lethal. It just hurts like hell. So I'm not really sure what your point is.
Only thing I'll say about that is, of COURSE the only lethal shots were ones where she died and you had to restart. That's... LITERALLY how lethality works.
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Does have padding, though, which is a great way to keep it from being incapacitatingly painful.


I mean, when I said sonic speed, I mean SONIC SPEED. Hyperzine is basically ultra-meth, gives you speed like a train.
Well, it is to the groin, which would, even with armor (perhaps ESPECIALLY with armor) have a certain painful effect, and I'm pretty sure that not liking using thu'ums doesn't exactly mesh with immediately resorting to them in combat. Also, where are you getting the "just to keep people from spamming them"?

Sorry this all sounds really hostile. I don't mean to be, I just sometimes get frustrated when I get confused.
gonna make a god, power 5, and a tribe, power2
@Belwicket

1) A kick to the groin, female or not, isn't that quickly recovered from. Lotta nerve endings.

2) Thu'um, when used with all three words, have a significant cooldown. Whirlwind sprint would take 35 whole seconds, which is actually a rather long time in combat.
@Earnest Evans
And? I like the remake's Dante a lot, that being the main reason I chose "Donte" over Dante. He's different. I know who I'm playing, I realize he's not the most liked from the series, but I like him.
@VitaVitaAR
And yes, he's not fitting to who he is in the original games, and that's what I like. There's originality to him. He's not like the Dante from the original. Sure, there are things I like about the original Dante that DmC's Dante doesn't have, but there are plenty of things that DmC's Dante has that the original does not.


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