YabssorSuperion

Let me introduce myself: I'm a man of hate and disgust.

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Hm, well is it for 12-year-olds that play Until Dawn, watch Saw: Behind the Scenes and enjoy Deadpool?

@Wade Wilson

I would assume that if they enjoy those, then they could tolerate my RP.

Let me introduce myself: I'm a man of hate and disgust.

@YabssorSuperion Can I just say you are the epitome of what I want in a roleplayer. Like, seriously. You are a perfect specimen.

@Wade Wilson

Really...? Well, shit. Thanks! I already have an open, 1x1, crossover, first-come, first-serve RP that you might be interested in. Check it out if you want, it's exclusively for awesome people, but definitely not 12-year-olds - however I might make an exception.

Let me introduce myself: I'm a man of hate and disgust.

For the record, it was a reference to a video game; I myself am a man of love and joy! Yep, always happy and always have compassion to share, this guy!

Canon 1x1 crossover RP: Hatred

Your time is up and you've nowhere to hide
I fucking hate you
Every bone in my body will ache
'til I destroy everything you love
The only cure for your sickness lies within your grave

~From the Hatebreed song "A Call For Blood" off their 2002 album Perseverance



"You reek of weakness… you... you CUNT." Not Important taunted what must have been his thousandth victim that day. Repeatedly, he bashed the pathetic worm in the face with the butt of his AK-47, reveling in his screams of agony, his hacking up blood in between his last syllables. Looking down, the genocide crusader eyed his artwork.

The defective subhuman vomit sack still displayed some signs of movement, akin to that of a maggot colony writhing in a landfill of human excrement. A minute smile forms on Not Important's face just as he abruptly slammed his foot down, causing the human scum-fuck's already wrecked skull to be reduced to a pile of chunky red mush with one fell stomp, just for good measure. He chuckled as bloody cranial gibs and skeletal fragments covered his steel-toed combat boot's heel. "Oh don't worry, your family won't cry for you;" the Antagonist flatly reassured the corpse, "…they won't survive that long." Not Important then sighed, feeling… renewed. To take the life of another was what ensured that his could continue.

Just as the long-haired barbarian was beginning to march along to his next flock of human parasites to obliterate, he heard slow and leisurely footsteps coming from behind him over the flames of the infernos that he had ignited. You clap slowly, smirking, genuinely impressed. Mr. Important does a quick one-eighty and aims his assault rifle in between your eyes, and right as he's about to empty what remains of his magazine, you raise your hands, laughing awkwardly to clarify, "Whoa whoa whoa! Settle down there, chief! Now, I know it may sound strange, but I'll have you know that I hate humanity just as much as you do."

Not Important was, in a word, stupefied. In all of his cold, bitter, hateful years on this wretched planet, he never had anyone in life who sympathized with his struggle to exist without ridicule. Only now, as he was slaughtering an entire suburb, someone actually wanted to join up with him?! He scoffed, rolling his eyes as he moved in closer, holstering his Kalashnikov in favor of whipping out his combat knife. "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just shove a lit cigar right into your fucking eyeball." He held it up to your throat, just below your disgusting visage. He amended, "I… fucking… dare you."

(This will probably be the very first Hatred RP ever done! I loved the idea for this game and pre-ordered it the hour that the option to do so was made available. However, my computer is an outdated piece of shit and only runs Hatred at, like, what, maybe one frame every 15 minutes? Actually playing it isn't an option for me yet. I plan on getting a new computer as soon as I score some bank, however in the mean time I would like for Not Important to have a partner in genocide, particularly a similar canon male, either Trevor Philips, Duke Nukem, the Postal Dude, Patrick Bateman, or even Nathan Explosion (if you think you can pull it off). If you feel as if you fulfill these guidelines, and are interested in teaming up with the Antagonist, please do not hesitate to just jump in with your character and any thoughts or suggestions that you may have and we'll see how it develops!)

Let me introduce myself: I'm a man of hate and disgust.

Well, did that get your attention? xP

Hello all, I'm here (primarily) to fulfill the object of this website. I have a lot of experience doing so on other websites, but the manner in which I hope to do so here is a little different than before.

I'm primarily used to RPing smut, and really, really filthy smut at that. The kind that would make most people shit themselves out of fear, oh wait - I'd probably find that hot too.

*ahem* All jokes and obscenities aside, the crux of what I'm trying to say is that, while this site may be cool with porn being played on it (you people seem really chill anyway) I'm here for a bit more literary experience - relatively speaking, of course. I have a couple ideas for RPs that I think you all might take interest in. The first one is a 1x1 canon crossover RP involving a video game character who I'm 98% sure has never been RP'd before. Another involves me playing as a social outcast metalhead teen whose mom is a sociopath bitch, who has him sent to a juvie hall. And a third is based in an extremely intricate post-nuclear holocaust America, a bit like Fallout only with less '50s aesthetic and more references to brutal death metal bands.

I could do others too, but these are just some very short summaries of the ones that are burning a hole in my mind. I'm glad to be here, and hope that I can contribute to the community while benefiting from it myself.

If you have any questions feel free to ask me here or through some other method.

Cheers, skål, and bon appetit!