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1 yr ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
17 likes
1 yr ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
4 likes
2 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
3 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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*Shows off a glass jar full of a purple, dusty and spacelike substance*
I did some negotiation and got this custom grow-your-own star.


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*Walks to either side of you to view it at all angles*
I— wha— tha— wow.


*Smiles*
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*After I quit yelling at the owner, I walk back over with my hands behind my back*
Nice guy.


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*Pokes my head from side to side to try to see behind you*


Mm.
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You undresstimate me!


Yet never overestimate you. Which is something you do have in common with your mother. You two never do anything except surpass my expectations. *Smiles at you, then looks back over at what Storm is doing*
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Why can mom do it, but not me??


Because she's her, and you're you. Also, you still need time to grow into strength. She's already there, and can handle herself against... pretty much anyone. You'll be able to do as you wish eventually, you're just not there yet, alright?
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*Watches, grinning*


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What's she doing?


Something she shouldn't, I'm sure.
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*Glances over to a stand with a few weapons and several magic artifacts*
Hold on, let me show you kids some real magic.
*Locks Dark's position around both of you and walks over to the booth, slamming my fist against the counter*


Uh...
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I'm okay.
*Puts my glasses back on and squints at some nearby booths*


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Over there!
*Points*
Space!


*Looks over*
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Most of the old stuff is really pretty. Some of it’s kind of hard to see though. It’s sort of hazy.
*Takes off my glasses and cleans them with my shirt*
I’m still looking for that star!


Your eyes doing okay?
*Looks around*
I don't see space stuff nearby.
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You hungry, Dawn?


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*Glances between different people and products*
Not really anymore. I’m okay.


So what's caught your eye so far?
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I... can't say I get it, but I guess I won't try to.


Smart.
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