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1 yr ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
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1 yr ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
4 likes
2 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
3 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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Can you see all the things that made Shion close her eyes before?


No.
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Properly properly?


Man, I don't know, I just got them to work at all how am I supposed to know if they're working properly or not?
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Do your eyes work properly?


As far as I know.
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I'm right.
*Hops down*
You mean like mom?


For once. And yeah, that seems to be the case.
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Shion can't see. You're obviously not Shion.


First of all how dare you. Second of all, that's because we split. At least, we think that's why.
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*Grabs onto your ear with my other hand and yanks*
Who are you?


I'm Shion! Duh.
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*Furrows my eyebrows and jabs the fork into your eye*


*Moves my head to the side to dodge it*
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*Stomps on the prongs of one of the forks, launching it spinning up into my outstretched hand*
Die, Shion impersonator!


Good plan! Because not only does dad not know I'm here, not only does mom not know I'm here, but you are definitely the one to take out someone impersonating your family!
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*Tackles you in your midsection*


*Catches you, continuing to stand, and pulls you into a hug*
Hiya, Sis!
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*Flings a fork at each of your eyes while running straight for you*
Intruder!


*Ducks under them*
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