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1 yr ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
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1 yr ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
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2 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
3 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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You have two lightbulbs with exposed wiring that are blinding when you turn them on. You have the light switch nearby too, a fishing pole, and a knife. There's a small tank of fish and you want to kill them all as fast as you can. How do you do it with only the resources available to you? You can't use anything I didn't list and you don't have to use everything.


... What?
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*Looks to the other Shion*
Multiple seven and twelve. Quickly.


Uh... eighty four?
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Tie a knot?


Sure. *Ties a small knot in it*
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*Rolls my eyes and tosses a string at you*
Tie a bow.


Uh...
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*Takes the notepad*

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Have you lost any memory of facts or skills?


How would I possibly know what I don't remember?
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*Goes to collect the notepad*

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You're such a freak. Just finish your notes.


I did already.
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Point made.

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I'll bite your ear off and see how you like that.


That's still- Bleh. You get the point.
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It's not like she can't read it, can she?

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Careful with those offers.


You wouldn't, because it would be kinky.
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This will be useful later when normal Shion gets the chance to listen to it.

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I'll return you to blindness if you keep that up.


I'd say "bite me" but you'd get more upset.
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Good. While you’re doing that, I’m going to take your measurements.


Kinky. *Finishes writing*
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