Yui

Myth Academy v2

I'll get in on this too if you'll have me.

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP)

Seemed the crew was more than this human could handle. Boy just went and collapsed on the spot. Kirino had asked if anyone would get the boy a glass of water, too; for when he woke up no doubt. Just as well. Noreen was probably going to want to grab another beer before long anyway, and there was no reason she couldn't multitask. Propping her head up on her shoulders and swigging down the remainder of her current can's contents afterwards, Noreen was just about to voice her willingness to grab the water.

Charlie beat her to it by the blink of an eye. Could she even carry a glass of water with those wings?

Well, if she thought she could get it done, that was fine by Noreen. Nothing quite wrong with trying, after all. And if Charlie botched it up, then Noreen would--

*POP!* *POP!* *POP, POP, POP!*

Noreen immediately switched gears. Tossing the empty can aside (not without intent to pick it up later, of course; what kind of barbarian just throws beer cans around?), Noreen shoved the toes of her right boot into the floor, causing a knife to pop out of the boot in the process and catching it as it got in her arm's reach, Noreen darted for the kitchen. If they'd somehow or another been found this soon, it would be bad news for Kyosuke...Noreen needed something else to call that boy. Of course, carving through waves of enemies sounded like a vacation to Noreen, but this was a job to protect a guy, so...

"Hey! A little help?" It appeared they were in fact not under attack. That was just Charlie. Somehow, not only did she botch it up, but she botched it up before even reaching the fridge. Only a harpy, Noreen thought to herself. "I'm so close!"

"Fine, hold still," the dullahan said, approaching where her harpy co-worker was tied up and hanging from the ceiling upside-down. Noreen even conveniently had a knife in her hand already. First step was to undo the ropes tying down Charlie's wings. They were cut through fairly easy with the combat knife in Noreen's hands. Double-checking for any additional ropes and cutting them where they were found, Noreen said "Get ready to fall" before cutting the last one; the rope holding Charlie up on the ceiling. Hopefully she'd be able to react fast enough to not fall on her head.

Well, that was that. Opening up the fridge and grabbing both a bottle of water and a can of beer, Noreen held the former out toward Charlie. "This is what you're after, right?"

Programmed To Love You (F x F/M x F) (18+ Optional)

@JustYui

Ok then. Would you prefer a thread or a PM?

@rush99999

In these situations, a PM would be ideal.

Programmed To Love You (F x F/M x F) (18+ Optional)

I may be interested as long as FxF is still on the table. Shall we discuss things in further detail?

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP)

"How does Smith drink this crap?" Noreen asked herself, her head seated on a table with her body just behind it on a chair. In her hand was a mug of coffee. Noreen for one couldn't stand coffee, but she hadn't gotten much sleep last night, so the caffeine would have to do to keep her up. Noreen for one much preferred rum. At present, she was admiring a picture of a fictional pistol. Firing 13 millimeter custom-made explosive shells with mercury tips, it was 39 centimeters long, 16 kilograms in weight, with 6 rounds per magazine. If only a weapon like this would exist, and if only Noreen could fire it just once. That would be something to look forward to. Maybe it was something she could try getting custom-ordered if she saved up her paychecks?

Pouring the rest of the coffee down her neck to drink it and making a sour expression that spoke volumes of how she didn't like the drink, Noreen picked up her head and made her way to the sink, carrying her head under her right arm and dropping off the mug in the sink. Noreen also made sure to grab a can of beer on the way out of the kitchen. After drinking that crappy coffee, she needed some quick alcohol in her. It would keep her awake, at least long enough to meet the boy that was going to be in their protection from now on. What kind of person was he again? Some kind of science student, right? Neat. Maybe he was into engineering and could be talked into making Noreen some sick new weapon.

"U-Ummmm... hello? Is anybody here? This is Kyosuke..."

Oh, speak of the devil! That would be him now, wouldn't it? And Smith said she could address the boy however she wanted, right? Just don't hurt him, and make sure nobody else does either. Easy. Tucking her head in under her arm just long enough to pop open the beer can before switching back to holding it in her hand, Noreen started moving toward where she heard the voices. Seemed Charlie was pretty quick to show up to this boy's side. That was a harpy for ya, Noreen figured.

"Don't scare the human, Charlie," Noreen grinned once in earshot and the same room. Pouring some of the beer down her throat, the dullahan continued "He's probably jittery after getting almost killed. Man, for somebody to plant a bomb just for one guy..." If only everybody could be so loved. With a friendly nod toward the human boy, the dullahan wrapped up with "Name's Noreen. I'm the weapons expert around here, and I also used dabble in fortune-telling sometimes. You've got a girl out there down the line." Noreen's past expertise in fortune-telling was, of course, a lie.

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If you don't already have your hands full with the above, color me interested.

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP)

Assault Dullahan

"So a nun and a nurse walk into a bar..."

Name: Noreen MacBeth

Age: 23

Gender: Female

Blood type: O-

Birth date: October 13th

Previous criminal record: Noreen's list of charges goes on and on. They're all for the same crime too; carrying a firearm without a permit. Some people just never learn, do they? Allegedly, she's dabbled in all sorts of other crimes prior to joining MON, but she claims this isn't true.

Special skills: Noreen loves guns, swords, tomahawks, hatchets, chainsaws, grenades, mortars, throwing knives, poison gas, and more. Anything that can kill or maim a person, she has a thorough interest in, and not only does she love all of these things, but she knows her way around them all. As a result, she's good in assaults as a shock trooper. While not related to her job, Noreen also excels in the use of makeup; a skill she uses regularly to disguise her otherwise-bluish skin.

Psychological profile: Noreen is, above all else, a liar. She isn't one to purposely misguide her comrades, but outside of official work, anyone who meets Noreen should expect that at least 70% of what she says is false. She's also notably greedy, passing up nearly no opportunity to gain wares, money, or favors. Outside of these and a very possible weapons fetish, Noreen is actually almost fairly normal. If anything, her most abnormal trait left would have to be her morbid sense of humor and her inability to understand why she's seemingly the only one who finds her jokes funny. If she opens up with "A nun and a nurse walk into a bar," stop her unless you want to endure her favorite joke.

As far as her more down-to-earth traits go, Noreen is notable for greatly disliking the typical appearance of dullahans despite being one herself, claiming that her kind looks too gloomy and regularly applying makeup and dying her hair periodically to look as human as possible. She has a fondness for theatrical flair, bittersweet endings, and the sight of the moon rising over the horizon. Noreen also has a notable love for anything without a pulse, and a habit of collecting absolutely anything she finds that is undead-themed. She does not like humid weather, gold, horses, or being underground. Also afraid of spiders.

Medical health record: If you can believe it, Noreen needed extensive head surgery once when her head was hit by a news van (how her head wasn't split in two is anyone's guess). Numerous steel plates now exist in her head, covering an estimated 60% of her skull. As a result, magnets and metal detectors are something similar to weaknesses of hers, and a long series of stitches exist along the back of her head.

Relationships: Apparently Noreen used to have an on/off romantic relationship with her former arms dealer; a human in her native Ireland. She claims the relationship ended during an argument that ended in a gunfight. Outside of this, there are no known relations worth note.

Miscellaneous:

• Wears a magnetic choker when on the job to keep her head in place. She's noted it's rather uncomfortable and says it can get nauseating if worn for too long, so most of her non-working hours see her head removed from its shoulders.
• Always carries at least her scythe, two guns, and four throwing knives when dealing with extraspecies crime.

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP)

Also, does she have a last name? If not, may I suggest "Noreen O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan (who is also Italian)"? xD

@Turboshitter

I'll post Noreen O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan (who is also Italian) (working name) in the characters section, and edit in a thing about the scythe because A: I hadn't thought of that, and B: she needs a big melee weapon.

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP)

I think this should about do it for our shock trooper.

Assault Dullahan

"So a nun and a nurse walk into a bar..."

Name: Noreen

Age: 23

Gender: Female

Blood type: O-

Birth date: October 13th

Previous criminal record: Noreen's list of charges goes on and on. They're all for the same crime too; carrying a firearm without a permit. Some people just never learn, do they? Allegedly, she's dabbled in all sorts of other crimes prior to joining MON, but she claims this isn't true.

Special skills: Noreen loves guns, swords, tomahawks, hatchets, chainsaws, grenades, mortars, throwing knives, poison gas, and more. Anything that can kill or maim a person, she has a thorough interest in, and not only does she love all of these things, but she knows her way around them all. As a result, she's good in assaults as a shock trooper. While not related to her job, Noreen also excels in the use of makeup; a skill she uses regularly to disguise her otherwise-bluish skin.

Psychological profile: Noreen is, above all else, a liar. She isn't one to purposely misguide her comrades, but outside of official work, anyone who meets Noreen should expect that at least 70% of what she says is false. She's also notably greedy, passing up nearly no opportunity to gain wares, money, or favors. Outside of these and a very possible weapons fetish, Noreen is actually almost fairly normal. If anything, her most abnormal trait left would have to be her morbid sense of humor and her inability to understand why she's seemingly the only one who finds her jokes funny. If she opens up with "A nun and a nurse walk into a bar," stop her unless you want to endure her favorite joke.

As far as her more down-to-earth traits go, Noreen is notable for greatly disliking the typical appearance of dullahans despite being one herself, claiming that her kind looks too gloomy and regularly applying makeup and dying her hair periodically to look as human as possible. She has a fondness for theatrical flair, bittersweet endings, and the sight of the moon rising over the horizon. Noreen also has a notable love for anything without a pulse, and a habit of collecting absolutely anything she finds that is undead-themed. She does not like humid weather, gold, horses, or being underground. Also afraid of spiders.

Medical health record: If you can believe it, Noreen needed extensive head surgery once when her head was hit by a news van (how her head wasn't split in two is anyone's guess). Numerous steel plates now exist in her head, covering an estimated 60% of her skull. As a result, magnets and metal detectors are something similar to weaknesses of hers, and a long series of stitches exist along the back of her head.

Relationships: Apparently Noreen used to have an on/off romantic relationship with her former arms dealer; a human in her native Ireland. She claims the relationship ended during an argument that ended in a gunfight. Outside of this, there are no known relations worth note.

Miscellaneous:

• Wears a magnetic choker when on the job to keep her head in place. She's noted it's rather uncomfortable and says it can get nauseating if worn for too long, so most of her non-working hours see her head removed from its shoulders.
• Always carries at least two guns and four throwing knives when dealing with extraspecies crime.

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP)

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>Zombina best girl

A man after my own heart. Welcome to the RP. You could play as a mummy maybe? xD

@Turboshitter

>agrees Zombina is best girl
>Makes a MonMusu RP
>Overlord avi & sig
I forsee a beautiful friendship, good sir. I figured out that I'd go for a dullahan who's good at infiltration and shit; she's actually getting close to done at this point.