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Oh, you know... Ear dirt.


My head was in the ground, some dirt will get its way in normally.
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It does make you stick out like a sore thumb. Which can be a good thing, I suppose.


How so?
*slaps the side of my head and some dirt falls out of my ear*
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It is.
*Reaches a hand down to you, to help you to your feet*
But also a concern for many people still.


*takes your hand and pulls myself up*
Thank you! Yeah, I guess so.
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*Raises my hands up calmly in a surrendering position*
I didn’t say it wasn’t. But safety for you is more like the “Don’t be in the middle of a star going supernova” kind of safety and less like the “I better not bump my head” type of safety, you know?


Yes, but I think bumping your head is way safer in comparison to stars.
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Well at this point I've learned that safety doesn't exist for you.


*my head snaps to you*
Now wait a minute! Safety is a huge concern for me!
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A solid landing.


*looks up at the hanging branch I fell from that is way up into the tree*
Huh, yeah. That could’ve been worse.
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*Walks over to you and looks down, putting my hands on my hips*
You'll get it the seventieth time, maybe.


*shoves my body out of the ground and dusts myself off*
Huh? I was taking a nap.
*falls from a tree and smashes into the ground with a heavy thud, part of me inside the earth*
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