MarikIcarus said
Not too late if you're interested in jumping on board
Oh rlly?
I'd be fine with that.
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Or you could just call everyone shitposters and run to the closest authority figure, you do you.
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Then don't sexually harass women, call them sluts, or stalk them. Maybe then you'd have enough of a social circle to fall back on and cry to when people roast you for being the creep you are.
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Oh rlly?
I'd be fine with that.
It was like, third in command of a colony or some such.
Second in command would be better though.
Just being the governor would be the best one.
Make me a governor, plz.
Second in command would be better though.
Just being the governor would be the best one.
Make me a governor, plz.
Maxim said
Just so you're aware, Icarus and I are working on a collab post. There's only one paragraph to go, so it should be posted pretty soon. If you can wait for that before posting it would be appreciated. :)
I would totally get in on that.
But I didn't.
So, single post for Sam instead. :D
RPG.
YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT FUCKING ROLE YOU PROMISED ME LAST TIME.
ALSO, HI, GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT FUCKING ROLE YOU PROMISED ME LAST TIME.
ALSO, HI, GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
Zacharius said
Congratulations.
You're still doing it.
Zacharius said
Zed, I just warned people about being unnecessary.
Don't be unnecessary.
Mkay.
Just saying, it seems a bit much.
cthulu said
Harley is in fact one of my main VTM characters and there are about 20 full pages of back story on her, her family and her blood line. Why she is who she is and how she became that way. I've changed her some for this game and so her back story will be different but don't presume that she's just some kooky bint or she'll fuck your face with a rusty razor.
I don't want to sound like an asshole (especially since I'm yet to post my shit), but 20 full pages?
For one fucking Malk?
Jesus, don't you think that's a little bit much?
Just saying.
1.Elendra, why are you so cute? :3
It's because of her great little goatee/mustache thing.
2. why won't you pay attention to me jorick-senpai
Yorick has no time for weaboo fucks like you.
3. Who isn't Lucian?
Johnny Cash.
4. Why does nat have so many shitty clones?
Because he's nat, even Mtntopview could've told you that one.
5. Why is sherlock a shitty mod?
Holmes is the best mod, shut the fuck up.
6. Is sherlock a shitty nat clone?
No, not even close.
7. Where are you why aren't you on
I'm not on because fuck you.
8. Is spam the tumor inside RPG?
No.
9. Sherlock, how do you manage to be such a wonderful human being?
She's the opposite of Sophi, who's a huge bitch.
10. Kuto why don't you love me? -Jster ;)
Because you're you, Jster. Deal with it.
11. Does anyone rememeber code guru? The non shitty mod guru.
That was before my time.
12. What is the meaning of life, and how the hell would you know?
42, because Douglas Adams said so.
13. Trips, what's your sexual orientation?
David is the most fabulous of gays.:
14. Where are you sophi? ;-;
Staying away from you, obviously.
15. No, seriously, Lucian, who the fuck are you? Were on around on the old Guild, or are you newer than that?
Lucian is Lucian. Nuff said.
16. So I don't get it, is Elendra a man or a woman?
Elly is a gorgeous woman.
17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?
Yorick, because he's a pretty decent guy.
I wish that Aussie would post more.
Seba knows this, and knows it won't happen too.
18. Lucian, how's Tarin been doing?
However you think he's doing.
19. You didn't actually answer my orientation question, Tripz.
You should know by now, you fuck.
20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?
I'd fuck Noxxi. Seeing as how she's offered it to me once I'm legal, I'm down.
I dunno who I'd marry.
Nat, and maybe some others.
21.Would you rather fight 100 duck sized ducks, or 1 horse sized horse?
The ducks.
22. Turtlicious, what happened to you, you used to at least be literate
Turt, you should join AW. Just don't bring Brose.
23. Brose, does turtle have a massive dong? I ask because I can't think of a reason you'd stick with him.
Turt grows on you, like a tumor.
24. Should I really get into this again?
Abso-fucking-lutely.
25. Spam Mod Nominees - what makes you think you'd be a good mod?
As many Skype people can attest, I am the epitome of integrity and honesty.
26. brovo can i hav ur autograph??!!??!
Brovo has no time for autographs, peasant.
27. Jorick is Aidan Gillen, right?
Dunno who that is.
28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.
Drago. Cause metal.
29. Turtle, is it true you use to perv on UniB?
Mos def, Turt loves the big gals.
30. Brovo why wouldn't you let me in your RP? DOES OUR RELATIONSHIP MEAN NOTHING?
Obviously.
31. Nat, would you ever consider dropping the randumb idiot act and actually being yourself? I think we could be friends if you stopped being such a dork.
Nat doesn't know the meaning of the word "stop".
32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?
None of them. Spam has degraded into utter shite.
33. Jorick, what is it about spam that makes you keep coming back?
He's a glutton for punishment, obviously.
34. RUSALKA COME POST IN SPAM AND BE POPULAR AND ALSO SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS?
Rusa's not that big of a whore.
But she might be, I dunno.
35. Card, what kind of question do you want to be asked?
Whatever he wants to be asked, obviously.
36. Guru, why are you so pretentious?
Because he's a mod, obviously.
37.@Guru, no I asked because I read your answer to the thing about being a mod, it just came off very pretentious, please answer seriously
Guru has no sense of seriousness.
As is evident by his response to Tempest's report of Nex's harassment.
38. I dunno, I feel like I don't know you very well Card. What is the one thing people should know about you?
He's a ginger.
39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?
EDIT: Since Yorick so generously pointed out that Kenny and CPR haven't posted since like 2012, the spammers are now Dervish and Hellis. Dervish would have the upper hand in hand to hand because dat Canadian Military training, but Hellis would have the upper hand with weapons and shit because LARPing.
40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?
A lot of insults.
41. Who are the five smartest spammers?
Yorick, Sophi, Holmes, Dervish, Myself, because I'm a vain asshole, and Levi/Card/Drago because I'm just a tiny bit nice.
42. Why the fuck is no-one asking me any questions?
Because you're some insignificant fuck.
43. Why does nobody talk about me anymore?
Cause no one likes you, Warman.
44. Why is Nargle mean lately?
Nargle's been mean lately? Huh, hadn't noticed.
45. What are wheat sharks?
Sharks made out of wheat.
46. How does one breed a wheatshark?
By buying a wheatshark kit.
47. Does no one realize that Jorick's D is actually really small and insufficient. He simply uses witty words to make up for it.
Don't deny it, you want Yorick inside you.
48. What is Nat's greatest contribution to spam?
Being a pain in Spam's collective asses.
49. @Doivid. Will you have my gay babies?
Probably not, but you could still have his gay babies.
50. Nargle, What species do you connect with most?
Pretty sure she connects with Wild Canadian.
51. Toellner, do you realize that name is better, and you failed miserably by changing?
Probably not. Besides, Blitzkrieg has a nice ring to it, don't you agree?
52. Why would anyone fuck with a drunken Irish man with a banhammer?
Cause they feel like it.
53. Who the hell are you, Lucian?
Lucian is obviously Lucian.
54. Who wants to rap battle?
I would, but effort.
55. If the next 'Nice Guy' Killer was a spam member, who would it be and why?
Don't know, don't care.
56. When will we get to see our post counts?
When Mahz gets around to it.
57. Why is Joegreenbeen so awesome? XD Why is he so hilarious too?
Because, he's neither of those things, now stop trying so hard.
58. How the fuck do you get pi anyway?
You order it from the mathematical bakery.
59. Why does Drakel have the audacity to list himself above Jorick in intelligence?
Because he's got delusions of grandeur.
60. Would you participate in a spam orgy? How would that go?
No. It would end badly.
61. Smiral. Is Slipknot good?
Smiral said yes. Probably won't listen to them though.
62. So, Drakel. What's it like to be the circlejerk's custarddump?
I assume that he likes it, especially when he's it's sole participant.
63. Can I ask a question?
No.
64. Jorick is Benjen Stark, right?
No. Yorick is Stannis the Mannis.
65. Who was your favorite flavor of the month?
I dunno, nor do I care.
66. General spam question. What can I do to not get overlooked so damn much? I appear sometimes, but when I do, usually I'm treated the same way as when I'm not posting. As in: Not there. It's pretty annoying sometimes.
I dunno. Do something stupid. Or actually talk to people and cultivate relationships and all that shit. Or go down on Hank. Whatever works, man.
67. If someone was to write a book with all of your Spam names in it as characters, would you read it?
Maybe.
68. How do we kill the Jorickman?
You don't kill the Yorickman, the Yorickman kills you.
69. Who's a Spammer you would genuienly miss if they disappeared, and whose one you wouldn't miss?
I would miss Drago, because he's a cool chap.
I wouldn't miss Nat.
It's because of her great little goatee/mustache thing.
2. why won't you pay attention to me jorick-senpai
Yorick has no time for weaboo fucks like you.
3. Who isn't Lucian?
Johnny Cash.
4. Why does nat have so many shitty clones?
Because he's nat, even Mtntopview could've told you that one.
5. Why is sherlock a shitty mod?
Holmes is the best mod, shut the fuck up.
6. Is sherlock a shitty nat clone?
No, not even close.
7. Where are you why aren't you on
I'm not on because fuck you.
8. Is spam the tumor inside RPG?
No.
9. Sherlock, how do you manage to be such a wonderful human being?
She's the opposite of Sophi, who's a huge bitch.
10. Kuto why don't you love me? -Jster ;)
Because you're you, Jster. Deal with it.
11. Does anyone rememeber code guru? The non shitty mod guru.
That was before my time.
12. What is the meaning of life, and how the hell would you know?
42, because Douglas Adams said so.
13. Trips, what's your sexual orientation?
David is the most fabulous of gays.
:14. Where are you sophi? ;-;
Staying away from you, obviously.
15. No, seriously, Lucian, who the fuck are you? Were on around on the old Guild, or are you newer than that?
Lucian is Lucian. Nuff said.
16. So I don't get it, is Elendra a man or a woman?
Elly is a gorgeous woman.
17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?
Yorick, because he's a pretty decent guy.
I wish that Aussie would post more.
Seba knows this, and knows it won't happen too.
18. Lucian, how's Tarin been doing?
However you think he's doing.
19. You didn't actually answer my orientation question, Tripz.
You should know by now, you fuck.
20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?
I'd fuck Noxxi. Seeing as how she's offered it to me once I'm legal, I'm down.
I dunno who I'd marry.
Nat, and maybe some others.
21.Would you rather fight 100 duck sized ducks, or 1 horse sized horse?
The ducks.
22. Turtlicious, what happened to you, you used to at least be literate
Turt, you should join AW. Just don't bring Brose.
23. Brose, does turtle have a massive dong? I ask because I can't think of a reason you'd stick with him.
Turt grows on you, like a tumor.
24. Should I really get into this again?
Abso-fucking-lutely.
25. Spam Mod Nominees - what makes you think you'd be a good mod?
As many Skype people can attest, I am the epitome of integrity and honesty.
26. brovo can i hav ur autograph??!!??!
Brovo has no time for autographs, peasant.
27. Jorick is Aidan Gillen, right?
Dunno who that is.
28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.
Drago. Cause metal.
29. Turtle, is it true you use to perv on UniB?
Mos def, Turt loves the big gals.
30. Brovo why wouldn't you let me in your RP? DOES OUR RELATIONSHIP MEAN NOTHING?
Obviously.
31. Nat, would you ever consider dropping the randumb idiot act and actually being yourself? I think we could be friends if you stopped being such a dork.
Nat doesn't know the meaning of the word "stop".
32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?
None of them. Spam has degraded into utter shite.
33. Jorick, what is it about spam that makes you keep coming back?
He's a glutton for punishment, obviously.
34. RUSALKA COME POST IN SPAM AND BE POPULAR AND ALSO SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS?
Rusa's not that big of a whore.
But she might be, I dunno.
35. Card, what kind of question do you want to be asked?
Whatever he wants to be asked, obviously.
36. Guru, why are you so pretentious?
Because he's a mod, obviously.
37.@Guru, no I asked because I read your answer to the thing about being a mod, it just came off very pretentious, please answer seriously
Guru has no sense of seriousness.
As is evident by his response to Tempest's report of Nex's harassment.
38. I dunno, I feel like I don't know you very well Card. What is the one thing people should know about you?
He's a ginger.
39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?
EDIT: Since Yorick so generously pointed out that Kenny and CPR haven't posted since like 2012, the spammers are now Dervish and Hellis. Dervish would have the upper hand in hand to hand because dat Canadian Military training, but Hellis would have the upper hand with weapons and shit because LARPing.
40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?
A lot of insults.
41. Who are the five smartest spammers?
Yorick, Sophi, Holmes, Dervish, Myself, because I'm a vain asshole, and Levi/Card/Drago because I'm just a tiny bit nice.
42. Why the fuck is no-one asking me any questions?
Because you're some insignificant fuck.
43. Why does nobody talk about me anymore?
Cause no one likes you, Warman.
44. Why is Nargle mean lately?
Nargle's been mean lately? Huh, hadn't noticed.
45. What are wheat sharks?
Sharks made out of wheat.
46. How does one breed a wheatshark?
By buying a wheatshark kit.
47. Does no one realize that Jorick's D is actually really small and insufficient. He simply uses witty words to make up for it.
Don't deny it, you want Yorick inside you.
48. What is Nat's greatest contribution to spam?
Being a pain in Spam's collective asses.
49. @Doivid. Will you have my gay babies?
Probably not, but you could still have his gay babies.
50. Nargle, What species do you connect with most?
Pretty sure she connects with Wild Canadian.
51. Toellner, do you realize that name is better, and you failed miserably by changing?
Probably not. Besides, Blitzkrieg has a nice ring to it, don't you agree?
52. Why would anyone fuck with a drunken Irish man with a banhammer?
Cause they feel like it.
53. Who the hell are you, Lucian?
Lucian is obviously Lucian.
54. Who wants to rap battle?
I would, but effort.
55. If the next 'Nice Guy' Killer was a spam member, who would it be and why?
Don't know, don't care.
56. When will we get to see our post counts?
When Mahz gets around to it.
57. Why is Joegreenbeen so awesome? XD Why is he so hilarious too?
Because, he's neither of those things, now stop trying so hard.
58. How the fuck do you get pi anyway?
You order it from the mathematical bakery.
59. Why does Drakel have the audacity to list himself above Jorick in intelligence?
Because he's got delusions of grandeur.
60. Would you participate in a spam orgy? How would that go?
No. It would end badly.
61. Smiral. Is Slipknot good?
Smiral said yes. Probably won't listen to them though.
62. So, Drakel. What's it like to be the circlejerk's custarddump?
I assume that he likes it, especially when he's it's sole participant.
63. Can I ask a question?
No.
64. Jorick is Benjen Stark, right?
No. Yorick is Stannis the Mannis.
65. Who was your favorite flavor of the month?
I dunno, nor do I care.
66. General spam question. What can I do to not get overlooked so damn much? I appear sometimes, but when I do, usually I'm treated the same way as when I'm not posting. As in: Not there. It's pretty annoying sometimes.
I dunno. Do something stupid. Or actually talk to people and cultivate relationships and all that shit. Or go down on Hank. Whatever works, man.
67. If someone was to write a book with all of your Spam names in it as characters, would you read it?
Maybe.
68. How do we kill the Jorickman?
You don't kill the Yorickman, the Yorickman kills you.
69. Who's a Spammer you would genuienly miss if they disappeared, and whose one you wouldn't miss?
I would miss Drago, because he's a cool chap.
I wouldn't miss Nat.
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