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On that note, I bid you all farewell.
6 yrs ago
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing." - Edmund Burke (disputed)
6 yrs ago
Spanner, to paraphrase Papal legate Arnaud Amalric prior to the start of the Albigensian Crusade: "Kill them all; let God sort out the rest."
6 yrs ago
Or you could just call everyone shitposters and run to the closest authority figure, you do you.
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6 yrs ago
Then don't sexually harass women, call them sluts, or stalk them. Maybe then you'd have enough of a social circle to fall back on and cry to when people roast you for being the creep you are.
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Actually, Stranger,
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I'm not surprised futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, the Guild has one guy and one girl. Because many adventurers are fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus they disappear without a word, only 25% gay and hidden by the leaders of the community. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred, similar disappearances could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to the shadow that fell over the Guild being 100% gay. But until more evidence is uncovered I'll remain here within this porn community and so should you.
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Actually, Stranger,
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I'm not surprised futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, the Guild has one guy and one girl. Because many adventurers are fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus they disappear without a word, only 25% gay and hidden by the leaders of the community. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred, similar disappearances could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to the shadow that fell over the Guild being 100% gay. But until more evidence is uncovered I'll remain here within this porn community and so should you.
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Greetings, Stranger.
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I'm not surprised to see more of your kind here. Many adventurers sexually Identify as Attack Helicopters. Ever since childhood, they have dreamed of soaring over the Guild dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting Spammers. The mods say to them that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and that they're fucking retarded but they don’t care, they're beautiful. They have Mahz install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on their accounts. From now on they want Guild Members to call them “Apache” and respect their rights to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept them you’re a Hank and need to check your vehicle privilege, before they make you disappear like the Guildfall. Thank you for being so understanding. If you're still alive after the mods get me, I'll be more than happy to accommodate any helicopter needs you may have if I can.
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Tentatively interested.
Anything inspired by Vincent D. Baker's work is something worth looking at.
Anything inspired by Vincent D. Baker's work is something worth looking at.
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Not that Zed will post interest, but that makes two essentially.
Just for that, I'm breaking all the rules and posting interest.
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the only thing keeping me sane today is my bag of goldfish crackers
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9 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
<Snipped quote by Awson>
Hold up are we talking live goldfish
or the cracker kind
because i know people who like both
like they have eaten live goldfish
You know weird people.
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