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the only thing keeping me sane today is my bag of goldfish crackers

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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and they're almost gone

fuck
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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RIP bag of goldfish.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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put water in the bag

drink the goldfish leavings
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Fuck, I thought this was a HamburgerHelper thread.
Where dey at doe?
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I don't like getting goldfish at the store.

But if you put a bag next to me, it's going to be gone.
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I don't like getting goldfish at the store.

But if you put a bag next to me, it's going to be gone.


Hold up are we talking live goldfish

or the cracker kind

because i know people who like both

like they have eaten live goldfish
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<Snipped quote by Awson>

Hold up are we talking live goldfish

or the cracker kind

because i know people who like both

like they have eaten live goldfish


You know weird people.
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ok
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<Snipped quote by Taaj>

You know weird people.


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I have to specify? I refuse.

Not so that it seems like I'm being quirky and mean both things, but because OF COURSE I MEAN THE CRACKERS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY "GOLDFISH CRACKERS."

Never assume a human being could possibly be saying that he or she wants to eat live animals unless specifically stated otherwise. Come on now.

NO I DON'T MEAN THAT I WANT TO EAT A LIVE CAT.
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NO I DON'T MEAN THAT I WANT TO EAT A LIVE CAT.


is this a reference to an innuendo or am i just a terrible person
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is this a reference to an innuendo or am i just a terrible person


OF COURSE IT'S AN "EATING PUSSY" JOKE.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY THAT.

NEVER ASSUME I'M EVER NOT MAKING JOKES ABOUT PUSSY.
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<Snipped quote by Taaj>

OF COURSE IT'S AN "EATING PUSSY" JOKE.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY THAT.

NEVER ASSUME I'M EVER NOT MAKING JOKES ABOUT PUSSY.


wait are you talking about a real cat or............
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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Pussy crackers, actually.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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Pussy crackers, actually.


Pussy Crackers would be an amazing character name.

Actually, that should be the next guild contest. Write a story about a person named "Pussy Crackers."
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Pussy Crackers would be an amazing character name.

Actually, that should be the next guild contest. Write a story about a person named "Pussy Crackers."


I'm sure I can link nukes to that somehow.
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Pussy crackers, actually.


wait are we talking about edible crackers or...............
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