I'm not surprised futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, the Guild has one guy and one girl. Because many adventurers are fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus they disappear without a word, only 25% gay and hidden by the leaders of the community. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred, similar disappearances could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to the shadow that fell over the Guild being 100% gay. But until more evidence is uncovered I'll remain here within this porn community and so should you.

I’m not surprised to see you little bitches here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since my recent secret raids on Al-Qaeda have passed. No doubt you’ve heard about my over 300 confirmed kills here at the Guild. Some say that my gorilla warfare, bane of my targets, is slowly enveloping my secret network of spies once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that maggots are wiped the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to show I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar "clever" comments that brought down unholy retribution. But until I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, I'll be here and so will you. You’ll find I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed force. However, I would make sure you hold your fucking tongue. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll make sure you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I’m not surprised to see your kind here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since the recent troubles had passed. No doubt you’ve heard about the tragedy that befell the community here at the Guild. Some say that the Guildfall, bane of role players, is slowly enveloping the community once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that posts or players will mysteriously disappear. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the leaders of our community. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to trail in their wake. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar disappearances were common as well and strange rumor began to ravage even the most common parts of the guild. But until more evidence is uncovered I’ll remain here within this community and so should you. You’ll find interesting role play ideas across all the various topics categories here on the Guild and a few of mine or ones that I participate in as well. However, I would make sure you save your own information before the shadow that fell over the Guild before the fall once again consumes us all. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll be more than happy to accommodate any role playing needs you may have if I can.

You should talk to some of the others, too. Guildmod has sent you a PM package to add with your new arrival and there are any number of veterans who are more than qualified to answer your questions. Maybe they can tell you more.