Marik[5:03:36 PM] Gold Marble: How long was the wedding going to be for?
[5:05:10 PM] Dargo Barrowolf: He wanted us for a pre-wedding Party/Ceremony the day before for 5 hours
[5:05:22 PM] Gold Marble: .....
[5:05:30 PM] Gold Marble: 5 pounds an hour
[5:05:42 PM] Gold Marble: That's....pathetic
[5:05:56 PM] Gold Marble: Wait. Fuck, I did a Zed!
[5:06:05 PM] Gold Marble: 4 pounds an hour
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On that note, I bid you all farewell.
6 yrs ago
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing." - Edmund Burke (disputed)
6 yrs ago
Spanner, to paraphrase Papal legate Arnaud Amalric prior to the start of the Albigensian Crusade: "Kill them all; let God sort out the rest."
6 yrs ago
Or you could just call everyone shitposters and run to the closest authority figure, you do you.
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6 yrs ago
Then don't sexually harass women, call them sluts, or stalk them. Maybe then you'd have enough of a social circle to fall back on and cry to when people roast you for being the creep you are.
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No.
Alright, let's do this.
1. Crusader Kings 2
One of the best grand strategy games of all time. My god. As of now, I've sunk more hours into this game on my Steam Library more than any other game, with 327 hours total, with the majority of those hours spent playing the ASOIAF mod. Nothing is greater than raiding Westeros and beyond as King Balon Greyjoy. Plus, who can disagree with this screenshot?
I mean, just look at all those bastards.
2. Fallout New Vegas/The Elder Scrolls Skyrim
Two Bethesda titles here that I simply love. New Vegas is my second most hours logged out of all my games, with 131 hours in total. Mods only make this post-apocalyptic tale of revenge even better. Now, Skyrim, as terrifying as its spiders are, is a pretty amazing game. Even before I got it on Steam, I loved playing it on my PS3, and I'll love it even more now that I'm able to mod it to my heart's content.
3. Hotline Miami
I bought this gem back in...January of last year on a whim, not sure what it would be like. I am so glad I got it, looking back on it. This is a masterpiece of pixelated violence, and there is truly no game like it. I highly recommend it, because it's an amazing game with an amazing soundtrack.
4. Brutal Legend
This popped my cherry. No, seriously. This fucking game introduced me to heavy metal as a whole. It's such an amazing and funny title that stars Jack Black...as Jack Black. Not really, but Double Fine's homage to Heavy Metal is what got me into the genre as a whole, having previously only listened to Sabaton. Go get it, and go love it.
5. Postal 2
This game, released in 03, singlehandedly took every controversial topic ever, and mashed them all together in one of the funniest, albeit crude, games I've ever played. Running with Scissors puts Rockstar to shame, and despite the dated graphics, it's a blast to play. Go get it, if you're capable of putting up with a game that, among other things, uses a cat as a silencer.
6. Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
Now, I probably should've put this up higher on the list, but fuck it. I love this game man, it's the last game by the amazing folks over at Troika Games, and with the care and love of the modding community, is now a game that's much more enjoyable than the base game. If you like VTM, go get this game.
7. Judge Dredd: Dredd Vs Death
You are the Law.
And you can arrest fatties.
8. The Banner Saga
As with VTMB, I /should/ have put this higher up, but it only just crossed my mind to include this. It's got a fuck-ton of lore, wonderful graphics, and a compelling story. Buy it, play it, love it.
9. Uplink
Fucking hell, I just got fired for hacking into a bank.
An old and hard game. It's pretty fun, if I do say so myself.
10. Far Cry 3 - Blood Dragon
You can get a quadruple-barreled shotgun that fires incendiary rounds.
Nuff said.
Honorable Mentions:
Blackguards: For being an excellent RPG that sticks to its tabletop roots.
The Walking Dead Season 1: For pulling on my heartstrings.
Mass Effect Trilogy: Decent stuff.
One Finger Death Punch: For helping me waste time, and for being mindless fun.
Papers, Please: For being the best customs agent simulator there is.
Gunpoint: For letting me punch guards until they're ground beef.
Sid Meier's Pirates: Good old fun.
And some others that I'm too lazy to list.
1. Crusader Kings 2
One of the best grand strategy games of all time. My god. As of now, I've sunk more hours into this game on my Steam Library more than any other game, with 327 hours total, with the majority of those hours spent playing the ASOIAF mod. Nothing is greater than raiding Westeros and beyond as King Balon Greyjoy. Plus, who can disagree with this screenshot?
I mean, just look at all those bastards.
2. Fallout New Vegas/The Elder Scrolls Skyrim
Two Bethesda titles here that I simply love. New Vegas is my second most hours logged out of all my games, with 131 hours in total. Mods only make this post-apocalyptic tale of revenge even better. Now, Skyrim, as terrifying as its spiders are, is a pretty amazing game. Even before I got it on Steam, I loved playing it on my PS3, and I'll love it even more now that I'm able to mod it to my heart's content.
3. Hotline Miami
I bought this gem back in...January of last year on a whim, not sure what it would be like. I am so glad I got it, looking back on it. This is a masterpiece of pixelated violence, and there is truly no game like it. I highly recommend it, because it's an amazing game with an amazing soundtrack.
4. Brutal Legend
This popped my cherry. No, seriously. This fucking game introduced me to heavy metal as a whole. It's such an amazing and funny title that stars Jack Black...as Jack Black. Not really, but Double Fine's homage to Heavy Metal is what got me into the genre as a whole, having previously only listened to Sabaton. Go get it, and go love it.
5. Postal 2
This game, released in 03, singlehandedly took every controversial topic ever, and mashed them all together in one of the funniest, albeit crude, games I've ever played. Running with Scissors puts Rockstar to shame, and despite the dated graphics, it's a blast to play. Go get it, if you're capable of putting up with a game that, among other things, uses a cat as a silencer.
6. Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
Now, I probably should've put this up higher on the list, but fuck it. I love this game man, it's the last game by the amazing folks over at Troika Games, and with the care and love of the modding community, is now a game that's much more enjoyable than the base game. If you like VTM, go get this game.
7. Judge Dredd: Dredd Vs Death
You are the Law.
And you can arrest fatties.
8. The Banner Saga
As with VTMB, I /should/ have put this higher up, but it only just crossed my mind to include this. It's got a fuck-ton of lore, wonderful graphics, and a compelling story. Buy it, play it, love it.
9. Uplink
Fucking hell, I just got fired for hacking into a bank.
An old and hard game. It's pretty fun, if I do say so myself.
10. Far Cry 3 - Blood Dragon
You can get a quadruple-barreled shotgun that fires incendiary rounds.
Nuff said.
Honorable Mentions:
Blackguards: For being an excellent RPG that sticks to its tabletop roots.
The Walking Dead Season 1: For pulling on my heartstrings.
Mass Effect Trilogy: Decent stuff.
One Finger Death Punch: For helping me waste time, and for being mindless fun.
Papers, Please: For being the best customs agent simulator there is.
Gunpoint: For letting me punch guards until they're ground beef.
Sid Meier's Pirates: Good old fun.
And some others that I'm too lazy to list.
Name: Zed
Faction: Independent
Animal/Etc: King Cobra
Special: Exceptional Memory
Faction: Independent
Animal/Etc: King Cobra
Special: Exceptional Memory
Herzinth said
I think, together, we can find an answer to this question.
I love how that's my skype nickname for you.
Nothing to see here.
Rare said
-Movies that aren't Oldboy-
Forget about all those, and go out, and watch Oldboy in the Korean with English subs.
In.
Welcome to the wonderful world of writer's block and procrastination.
Damn double post
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