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Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Void

At last, that glorious moment of the once long and forgotten term known as "patience" ceases to exist in the mind of poor, poor Breen. And that's assuming he had any of it to begin with. And of course, I mean, it ceases to exist in the way that, it's finally his time to talk to whatever scatterbrain running this seemingly random booth in the middle of the guild is doing, anyway. Just before he snaps from playing the waiting game for much too long, a Delibird gestures him to move forward. Sweet. Friggin'. Relief.

Breen slams his paws down on the desk, shuffling the papers about, staring straight into the line of sight with the Delibird, who's just staring right back at him with a happy-go-lucky smile and peaceful attitude. Just like him, that filthy featherbrain! "Hullo~!" He grins, giving a bit of a wave towards Breen.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy. No time for some sorta meet 'n greet kinda deal here. I wanna know what you're doin' that's leavin' me outta a job!" Out of a job? Breen, what are you- ooooh, I see. You see, from time to time, if the Outlaw and Rescue boards in the guild appear to be a little lackluster in the action side of things (and believe me, they always are), Breen will take mercenary requests out of his comics - similar to the Kraidslist outside the more run down towns, kinda like a bartering sorta deal. No need to accept it or anything, just make sure it gets down, and you'll be paid handsomely, without the cruddy guild-tax tacked onto it! Plus! As an added bonus! Complete 100 jobs from these comics and YOU get to meet THE Rocket Zigzagoon and his buddies the Protectors of the Pokeverse, Breen's favorite comic super-heroes! The comic ads haven't received much reaction in the line of anyone, with the exception of one 3-D glasses wearing wacko of a Mudkip - you know who that is - and a Grovyle. It seems as though this Delibird has taken note of this, and is SELLING - no, worse... - GIVING THESE JOBS AWAY FOR FREE! What an asshole!

The Delibird shrugs, still smiling, "I've no idea what you mean, 'lil guy! I just thought it'd be a great idea to give these jobs out to those looking for them! Hehe! Isn't that fun?" Breen pouts, attempting to make himself look a bit taller. "Buddy, FUN is sliding down some log in a dungeon, ending up in a pile of leaves, stepping on said pile of leaves, resulting in a trap door leading down to some Legendary Pokemon you can recruit for our team." He doodles this all out on a flyer on the table. "BAM! That's action. Now, I'd rather not have others learn about my super-awesome comic deal with these, alright?"

"Hmm...nah. This is fine."

"And what if I don't want you to?" Breen smirks, getting a tad angry with this guy.

"Ahem...Bonny? Clyde?" The Delibird claps, looking behind Breen, who scoffs, laughing. "Pfft. What kind of names are Bonny and Clyde? What, are those your security buddies who I'm at first gonna assume are some dorky Wurmples and or Caterpies who end up being a Golem and Machamp as soon as look behind me, and then one of them's gonna pick me up, stick a flyer to my face with a drawn on frowny, and kick me out of the guild?

The Delibird blinks, gesturing for Breen to turn around. "Ha! I knew it'd be two bug type Pokemo-"

"Goddammit...they were tough for a friggin' bug..."

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Void

It's true I have tried first person a few times, only to realize "Eh, not my type." then I zoom back to third in the next post. Regardless, does it matter? I'm comparing how long and boring it is for Breen to be standing in this long line to the DMV - also notorious for it's long waiting times.

Obviously they have no idea what the DMV is, but then again, I'm pretty sure the likelihood of a Gatsby-like doctor is just as silly.

But we wouldn't dare complain about that, now would we?

Stupid argument aside, imma make a post.

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Void

Sumable said
It doesn't make sense in the rp, even if it is third person or from your PoV.

I think you're looking into this a bit too much, lad.

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Void

Sumable said
Kabling said change it, so change it.

First of all, he never said that. Second of all, are you friggin' daft or just plain stupid?

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Void

My description isn't based on Breen's perspective. It's more-so a narration coming from my own words. Meaning, of course I'm gonna compare something that WE know to something that doesn't exist in this world. I write in third person, not first.

"More impatient. This line of Pokemon in front of him? He'd have better luck at the Department of friggin' Motor Vehicles."

psst, hey, notice I used the word "he" and never said "I". And of course that's not breaking the fourth wall! You'd know when I'd be friggin' breakin' it. And, that's making a comparison to something we know to make an example of what kind of situation Breen's in. I write my shit in third person, guys. Think, wouljda?

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Void

[i] Hoooool-ey cuhrap, wouldja get a load of this friggin' guy...[i] Breen taps his foot. Impatient. Breen crosses his arms. More impatient. This line of Pokemon in front of him? He'd have better luck at the Department of friggin' Motor Vehicles. Only, that would involve something worthwhile in the end; you see, at least after a good amount of time you'd get a decent used car or something. Here? Just waiting between a bunch of dudes that smell like curdled milk and then a cruddy job at the end.

Well, hey! There's also that chance for death! ...only, not really. The whole badge and faintin' thing helps out a bunch. Regardless, our one and only hero Breen is at an impasse here - waiting for the line to proceed. What fiendish place would offer some sort of dangerous job to such a person? The Guild, of course! Where the hell else? The Pokemon in line with him practically dwarf the Mudkip, especially considering he's standing between a Machamp and a Salamence. [i]shudder[i] Dragons...

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Void

Aw, shoot, now my mind's stuck on what I'm doin' for college.

TAKE A GUESS FOR WHAT I WANNA MAJOR IN. GO ON, GUESS.

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Void

Whoa, Snivy. You just going to college or have you been going?

Whattyamajorin' in?

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Void

Bada-boom, I get to be a lone wolf in this! Always the most fun!

whoa, that sounded wicked sarcastic

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Nobutreallytho

Where the fuck is everyone? What's goin' on? CONTEXT. PLZ.