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@Lugia I could post later~ I was kind of waiting for Ridlins to post for Dexter, but since we need a transitionary post anyway, it's probably not that big of a deal~.

@bobbananaville Thassa is going for form a new team with Favlev and Dexter. However, we're sort of heading toward treasure town to do so, and birchwood forest is the other way! Isn't it?

Lugia, which way is Birchwood from Allure, and can we get there on the way to Treasure Town?

That said... I don't know if a wurmple with predator issues would like being on a team with Thassa. :B


You're in luck, pal! Breen's a dedicated member of the guild and EASILY offers tours and maps around places! He'll get you to Treasure Town and Beachwood in no time flat!
It's tradition.


♪ Who, day and night, must moderate this roleplay, ♪
♪ Post about characters, say his daily prayers? ♪
♪ And who has the right, as master of the thread ♪
♪ To summarize in first person? ♪

♪Not KaBling! Not KaBling!♪
♪ Tradition! ♪
♪ Lugia! Lugia! ♪
♪ Tradition! ♪
Weather’s not that bad out, for once. Not nearly as foggy as the town usually is, and the temperature mixed in with a pleasant breeze makes for a lovely afternoon. Breen Torrents, taking full advantage of the perfect day like today, just relaxes. Arms crossed behind his back, legs crossed in front of him - the world is carefree and easy on a day like this. Drink in one hand, map in the other; nothing can go wrong on such a serene afternoon, speed picking up as he plummets to the ground.

Oh yeah.

Right.

“Uh-huh, let’s see...if my calculations are correct, I’ve hit terminal velocity at this exact point, so I can’t possibly be going any faster within the conundrums of mathematical equations.” He flips his 3-D glasses back down, taking a sip from his soda. “Whatever the fuck that means…”.
Despite the countless amounts of times he had been scolded by his girlfriend to never, ever, ever, under any circumstances take any more missions involving Magnetons with the temper tolerance of a little kid with a firecracker, Breen decided, “What the hell, how bad could it be.”

Pretty bad, Breen. Pretty fuckin’ bad.

Even if the explosion of the Magneton only left a few scars and bruises here and there, the impact of falling to his doom might cause his death. But oh, look. The guild! It’s getting awfully bigger and bigger the more time passes…

...oh Arceus.

The Marshtomp plummets through the roof, effectively knocking over spare buckets and mops on his way down through the attic (one such bucket toppling over his head, acting as a helmet. For added protection, who else to save his fall than Archie! His feathery ‘lil body acting as the perfect cushion for a pretty lightweight Pokemon falling to his impending doom - saved! In front of every. Single. Pokemon in the guild. Ouch.
Still residing in the same position as before, he tilts the bucket upwards, adjusting his ballcap in the process, looking around at the destruction in front of him. He slides his glasses back up, tossing the bucket behind him.
He smiles awkwardly, holding up a small bag of coins. “Uh-heh. Yeah, uh...mission’s all set and done, Archie, buddy! You won’t be hearing from that evil Magneton anymore!” He takes off his cap, dusting it off - a few bits and pieces of scrap metal and screws falling out of it. “...mostly because nobody will be hearing from that Magneton anymore, uh, whoops…
“Uh, Archie...you, uh? You...you’re not alright...okay, uh… well.” He looks around at the surrounding crowd, quickly flipping the Archen over onto his back, using the bucket for support. He crosses Archie’s arms behind his head and ever so slowly places a pair of sunglasses on him. “Well, hey! With this new sun-roof ya got installed, uh… it works...yeah, yeah…” He looks left. Right. And runs away, hiding in the Supply Closet.
Card, I'll try and get something out, I promise. Today's just not my day in general with getting things done. As a matter of fact, this whole week has been miserable.
Hey, so, Kablng said he's going to post tomorrow, 'cause today's real busy for him. Also, he's having issues posting, so, maybe someone here could help him come up with ideas.
I just rolled my eyes so hard, they fell out.
watch your profamity kablong But yeah, post is up. Go get 'em.
Breen stumbles about briefly, shaking his head. Funny, I didn't realize he was part Spinda. You'd believe that due to the fact his head's spinning so much. Not much in the line of thought runs through his head, and almost for the first time ever - nothing's coming out of his mouth. Geez, Breen, don't use your head much anymore... He looks about the house; everyone's staring at him. Great. Salespokemon? What are they on about - hey! Work with it! Maybe you can get something out of them. Still nothing out of his mouth as he just stares blankly at each of them, the lot returning the same looking face. Geez, Breen, just go with it, say something! Break the ice! Then make like a tree and get outta here! Maybe they're foreign and don't understand English...Eevietnamese? You've studied a bit of that, try that... "Uh...uh..." Thinking. Language barrier processing. "WHATAF 3HIN TIME?" Right on, Breen! You got it! The vacant expressions on everyone's faces snaps Breen back into motion. "Shit. Uh. Sorry 'bout that! Breen! Breen Torrents, here! And uh..." He rummages through the stolen messenger bag, tossing them up in the air and juggling them as he makes his way in. "Can I interest you in any of these here items? We got a uh... Apple! And a uh.... 'nother apple! And, uh... this stupid jewel thingy, probably don't interest any of you guys...and oh! My favorite is this hat that says 'Sattle Seadras Super Bowl Champions XVI', pretty funny if you ask me - N'england Patrats won fair 'n square..."
Patriots, mother fucker! FOOTBALL, YO. And yes, I understand you're waiting on me. Working on a post. Couldn't do anything last night because of the Superb Owl, and I kinda got broken-hearted this morning on account of Monty Oum's passing.
I'm mostly at where everyone is for the sole purpose of story progression, character introduction, and most importantly, I've a joke to make.
Nah, don't worry 'bout it! I'm already in front of the main character's house, sorta... I talked it out with Lugia
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