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    1. Zurnt 10 yrs ago

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Current I'm gonna just lay my head down. Don't bother me if I never move again.
9 yrs ago
I just read the greatest line of any story ever: It made them speechless. It was like a mule had infiltrated a group of horses and then it defeated all of the horses. -TMW
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Hi, my name is Zurnt.
>Don't forget to absorb the hambush's juicy prowess.
>Get all OCD on that clutter. ORGANIZE, clean. Stack from biggest to smallest box, sweep the room, LEAVE THE DUNGEON CLEANER THAN YOU FOUND IT!

>Do so while assuming that all clutter is actually monsters. Be prepared for an hambush.

I'm neither a soldier nor drunk, but I have every capacity to reach that point if that'll make you feel better.

Not that it'll make a difference. Zurnt is a steel trap. And has no secrets.
When a man loves a cactus
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade his junk
For the good thing he's found
>Achieve a new level of respect with Cactus. Name it Fred. Install Fred as your official quest adviser.
>CUT through the Axe Knight's emotional barriers. Understand his deepest self, and use your new found knowledge to become friends.
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Alright, so I admit that this is most likely a terrible idea, but I thought it would be fun to have a giant crossover IC for all of the various Nation Roleplay characters to interact with one another in an incredibly casual environment. A FreePlay for the quiet moments in between all of the usual drama.

If anyone has any interest in something like this, let me know and I'll set up and moderate an unofficial version of it.
@Koda -Pokes-
Every time I hear a Fall Out Boy song I feel like I'm listening to an English language version of an anime opening.

Maybe that's just me.
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