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Some rabbits are always bouncing around where I live, free as rabbits are.

I want to tame one and take on the responsibilities that go with it.

I honestly expect this thread to go very many ways.
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I've only seen wild rabbits once and it was when I was in a park at 2 AM

Do they just come out at night to mock me
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BrobyDDark said
Some rabbits are always bouncing around where I live, free as rabbits are.

I want to tame one and take on the responsibilities that go with it.

I honestly expect this thread to go very many ways.


Damn it Lenny, and your wanting to pet rabbits.
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If you squeeze one hard enough, it'll become very docile and you won't even need to feed it.
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Barioth said
If you squeeze one hard enough, it'll become very docile and you won't even need to feed it.


I've heard this too.You forgot the part about how you need to squeeze its small neck, or it may not work.
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CUTENESS OVERLOAD!
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I have a story about rabbits. On Saturday I was sat out watching the football with my flatmate, and two rabbits were sat not far away on the lawn. Anyway, he decided to throw a rugby ball at them to scare them away. It landed directly on one of their heads. You shouldn't laugh really, but the rabbit started rolling on the floor, sort of pivoting around one leg, with such control you'd think it had practiced it. It's movements were so precise it got into the nettles and disappeared in, probably, less than 10 seconds. We couldn't find it anywhere after that to confirm if it lived, so we just sat there and had a really deep talk about death and stuff. And then the other rabbit came back out and wandered around for a bit, then sat not eating anything. But Arsenal won, so the rabbit thing ended up turning into a joke.
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I have more interest in the local population of Black Squirrels.
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natsumehack said
Damn it Lenny, and your wanting to pet rabbits.


Fuck it all, you stole this joke from under me lol
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KnightShade said
I have a story about rabbits. On Saturday I was sat out watching the football with my flatmate, and two rabbits were sat not far away on the lawn. Anyway, he decided to throw a rugby ball at them to scare them away. It landed directly on one of their heads. You shouldn't laugh really, but the rabbit started rolling on the floor, sort of pivoting around one leg, with such control you'd think it had practiced it. It's movements were so precise it got into the nettles and disappeared in, probably, less than 10 seconds. We couldn't find it anywhere after that to confirm if it lived, so we just sat there and had a really deep talk about death and stuff. And then the other rabbit came back out and wandered around for a bit, then sat not eating anything. But Arsenal won, so the rabbit thing ended up turning into a joke.


I laughed.
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KnightShade said
I have a story about rabbits. On Saturday I was sat out watching the football with my flatmate, and two rabbits were sat not far away on the lawn. Anyway, he decided to throw a rugby ball at them to scare them away. It landed directly on one of their heads. You shouldn't laugh really, but the rabbit started rolling on the floor, sort of pivoting around one leg, with such control you'd think it had practiced it. It's movements were so precise it got into the nettles and disappeared in, probably, less than 10 seconds. We couldn't find it anywhere after that to confirm if it lived, so we just sat there and had a really deep talk about death and stuff. And then the other rabbit came back out and wandered around for a bit, then sat not eating anything. But Arsenal won, so the rabbit thing ended up turning into a joke.


You probably at least gave it brain damage. D:
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Knight, that's terrible. :c
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Barioth said
I laughed.


I'm not sure whether it was supposed to be funny yet.
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You probably at least gave it brain damage. D:


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Knight, that's terrible. :c


It's all good, there are loads of foxes around where I live so it won't be in pain for long.
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BrobyDDark said
Some rabbits are always bouncing around where I live, free as rabbits are.

I want to tame one and take on the responsibilities that go with it.

I honestly expect this thread to go very many ways.


You'd probably be better off just buying a pet rabbit.
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Best thing for rabbits is a double barrel shotgun and plenty of cartridges :D
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KnightShade said
I'm not sure whether it was supposed to be funny yet.It's all good, there are loads of foxes around where I live so it won't be in pain for long.


You're dead to me.
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KnightShade said
I have a story about rabbits. On Saturday I was sat out watching the football with my flatmate, and two rabbits were sat not far away on the lawn. Anyway, he decided to throw a rugby ball at them to scare them away. It landed directly on one of their heads. You shouldn't laugh really, but the rabbit started rolling on the floor, sort of pivoting around one leg, with such control you'd think it had practiced it. It's movements were so precise it got into the nettles and disappeared in, probably, less than 10 seconds. We couldn't find it anywhere after that to confirm if it lived, so we just sat there and had a really deep talk about death and stuff. And then the other rabbit came back out and wandered around for a bit, then sat not eating anything. But Arsenal won, so the rabbit thing ended up turning into a joke.


br00tal
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KnightShade said
It's all good, there are loads of foxes around where I live so it won't be in pain for long.








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Dervish said



That rabbit is terrifying to the point of looking like it could eat Fox. I want to see that.
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I approve of the heartless comments suggesting the execution of cute furry animals. Never have I been so proud.
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