ImANargleHunter said
Ugh, I kind of want to punch myself.

Do it really hard, that way you'll knock yourself out, so it won't hurt.

I'll take a general reading about my future.

Could I have a reading about my role in the spam community, in the FUTURE!

The Nexerus said
Do it really hard, that way you'll knock yourself out, so it won't hurt.

Sound advice. Maybe I'll provoke someone else into doing it

Alright, I can go for a general reading :3

ImANargleHunter said
I'm bad at living.On a different note, what spread are you using? I'm not familiar with it.

o.o This is the spread you taught me, basically. At least I think it is...

A reading on academic matters/aspirations, if that's okay? Or love life, if you find the traditional tarot question more interesting. :P

Oh yeah, jeez. Sorry. For some reason I thought you were using a five card spread?

ImANargleHunter said
Oh yeah, jeez. Sorry. For some reason I thought you were using a five card spread?

o.o Nope. Only four there.

I must be losing it oh my god

ImANargleHunter said
I must be losing it oh my god

Kamryn confirmed for completely insane.

TP said
I'd like to know about the whatever it'd be with my disability and it's progression, and emotional well being within that. It's a full on double whammy.

When combined, this combination of cards seems to place a lot of emphasis on balance and, as the King of Cups represents, maturity.

Let us begin with the King of Pentacles, which suggests an inability to start up a project or improve one's health - in this case, perhaps you're not taking all the necessary steps to improve life with your disability, or to improve your overall situation. The next two cards are a perplexing mix; the Nine of Cups predicts great emotional contentment, while the Five of Swords represents a challenge that is impossible to completely overcome - something you have no choice but to surrender to. Perhaps it is exactly the mix of these two that the King of Cups is referring to; you can find a feeling of contentment in your life, while at the same time understanding and accepting your limits. And that could very well be the maturity that the King of Cups describes.

I would like you to use your deck to analyze the consequences that may result from following Nargle's readings.

EDIT: :D

Doivid said
Okay I'd like one too please, if that's cool.

The focus of this spread is The Moon, which represents falling prey to illusions or false beliefs. Half the spread consists of Pentacles, which typically represent the physical things: material possessions or wealth, for example. In particular, the Three of Pentacles indicates difficulty getting an investment or project off the ground, while the Ten of Pentacles says you may find yourself waiting for a payoff that will never come. Given the presence of The Moon, this could mean you're being (or will be) scammed, or perhaps you're just putting too much faith in your plans for the future, and whatever it is that you're investing your time and money in might not end with the reward you wanted. Lastly, though, we have the Two of Cups which, in this case, suggests meeting someone new, but a dysfunctional relationship between the two of you from the start. It's possible this card is meant to serve as a warning regarding someone new that will enter your life. Maybe they're associated with the problem presented by the two Pentacles cards; maybe The Moon is warning you not to place too much trust in them.

Holmishire said
I would like you to use your deck to analyze the consequences that may result from following Nargle's readings.EDIT: :D

Wait what? Is Nargle offering readings now, too?

I seriously don't understand what you're asking, here.

Thanks Kaga.

BrobyDDark said
I'll take a general reading about my future.

This spread seems to suggest a lot of emotional instability in your future.

To start, we have the Six of Pentacles, which refers to knowing when to give and receive advice. In this case, I'm assuming it means the latter. Beneath it we have The Sun, which indicates that you may have a hard time trusting your own abilities, perhaps hinting at low self-esteem, and the Five of Cups, which predicts a severe emotional blow which you'll linger over for longer than what is healthy. It's possible that The Sun's prediction may have something to do with this. Lastly, we have the Two of Swords - the card of uneasy compromises. It's not a strong fix to a problem, but it's a start, at least. Perhaps the Six of Pentacles is trying to give you a way to avoid much of these hardships, advising that you let others in to help you. Otherwise, your emotions may leave you in a rut that you can't get out of, with your best, short-term solutions to your problems being weak, unstable ones.

Kaga said
This spread seems to suggest a lot of emotional instability in your future. To start, we have the Six of Pentacles, which refers to knowing when to give and receive advice. In this case, I'm assuming it means the latter. Beneath it we have The Sun, which indicates that you may have a hard time trusting your own abilities, perhaps hinting at low self-esteem, and the Five of Cups, which predicts a severe emotional blow which you'll linger over for longer than what is healthy. It's possible that The Sun's prediction may have something to do with this. Lastly, we have the Two of Swords - the card of uneasy compromises. It's not a strong fix to a problem, but it's a start, at least. Perhaps the Six of Pentacles is trying to give you a way to avoid much of these hardships, advising that you let others in to help you. Otherwise, your emotions may leave you in a rut that you can't get out of, with your best, short-term solutions to your problems being weak, unstable ones.

Either it's warning about events that have happened before (which these HAVE happened before) or it's warning me that some shit is coming my way. Meh, better do what any sensible American would do in this situation... prepare.

Thanks, Kaga.

Kaga said
Wait what? Is Nargle offering readings now, too?I seriously don't understand what you're asking, here.

Aye, she made a thread in your honour, and I jokingly posted the above request in both to see how they would play off each other. It was more for fun than anything, I don't expect an actual reading or anything.

Though I'd like to say, the work you're doing here seems quite fine.

Awson said
Thanks Kaga.

You're welcome. ^^

Joegreenbeen said
Could I have a reading about my role in the spam community, in the FUTURE!

Oooh boy. Here goes.



The two halves of this spread seem to show two very different situations for yourself - you in the present and near future, and the potential you in the far future. For now, the Knight of Wands is representative of yourself. You have drive and you have goals (ie: becoming the great Spam member that you envision yourself as in the future), but said goals are seen as being rather silly by most. Furthermore, you're having a hard time reaching said goals. The Four of Cups provides more insight to this, as it suggests that your actions are turning a stable situation unstable. In other words, you're trying to fix a problem that doesn't exist, making no change at best and hurting the situation further at worst. Such is characteristic of your attempts to "improve" a Spam forum which is already bouncing back. Lastly though, in the further future, we have the Ten of Pentacles, which represents the Spam reception you currently yearn for, when you become a popular and respected member.

There certainly seems to be quite the wide gap between these two versions of yourself, however. Bridging that gap is The Chariot, a card about control and reigning in your impulses. It advises control, and not rushing so hastily into things like the Knight of Wands and Four of Cups suggest you may be doing. Control yourself as The Chariot recommends, and you may reach the future shown in the Ten of Pentacles.