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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Drakel
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No really, the fuck Walmart?!!?

So apparently, not only could you buy a coffin from walmart, but also a sacrifice to an evil spirit or the (now sold out) arm and sword of a bastard god (split)... I was just looking for furniture.... The fuck?
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Drakel said

So apparently, not only could you buy a coffin from walmart, but also a sacrifice to an evil spirit or the (now sold out) arm and sword of a bastard god (split)... I was just looking for furniture.... The fuck?


but 4 reel doe. look at those bargains.
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but 4 reel doe. look at those bargains.


You're now the best member (for the next 5 min) in spam... EVER!!!
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Waitwaitwait

Why the hell were you looking up coffins, HMMM?
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Caskets may not be shipped to the following states: Alabama, Delaware Georgia, Louisiana, Maine, Mississippi, Minnesota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Vermont, Puerto Rico, Hawaii and Alaska.

Rats.
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The Undertaker would approve.
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Dervish said
WaitwaitwaitWhy the hell were you looking up coffins, HMMM?


I discovered that on the phone while looking up furniture... I just HAD to show everyone xD
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Captain Jordan said


Walmart thinks Puerto Rico is a state.
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Caskets may not be shipped to the following states: Alaska.




Sorry Liam Neeson, you're out of luck.
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Captain Jordan said Caskets may not be shipped to the following states: Alabama, Delaware Georgia, Louisiana, Maine, Mississippi, Minnesota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Vermont, Puerto Rico, Hawaii and Alaska.


I don't see Texas on that list.

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Rats.


Calli and Washaton is not on that list...

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I think I'd like to buy ancient torture.
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http://www.walmart.com/browse/shooting/firearms-ammunition/4125_546956_1107532_1088608/?_refineresult=true&browsein=true&catNavId=1107532&facet=category%3ARifles%7C%7Ccategory%3AShotguns%7C%7Ccategory%3AHandguns&fromPageCatId=1107532&povid=cat1107532-env538992-moduleA082813-lLinkLHN6Firearms
This is what makes me go what the fuck.
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ImANargleHunter said
I think I'd like to buy ancient torture.


Woah, sentence glitch, nargs.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Esper
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I can think of a fun use for a coffin.

/purchased

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Darog the Badger God said
Woah, sentence glitch, nargs.


It's available for purchase!
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solamelike said
This is what makes me go what the fuck.


....Am I missing the problem here?
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Goldmarble said
....Am I missing the problem here?


Would you really go to WalMart for a gun?
I would rather go to a gun shop where they probably no more about what they are selling and can help you if need be.
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Would you really go to WalMart for a gun?I would rather go to a gun shop where they probably no more about what they are selling and can help you if need be.


I try not to go to Walmart for anything, except maybe for socks and underwear.

I do agree, that if you are going to get a "specialty" item, you should go to a store that is devoted to it: Audio Visual equipment? Go to the right store. The clowns at Future Shop, Best Buy, etc, don't know sweet fuck all. Computer Equipment? Computer store (Or buy the parts online and build it yourself you nancy!). Bike? Got to a fucking bike shop for fuck's sake (People building bikes in box stores do not know what the fuck they are doing)! Etc. Need a firearm? Go to a gun store.

But finding it "wtf" worthy that Walmart sells firearms, I do not.
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Ah well it might be because I am across the pond and so don't have Wal-Mart's.
We don't really have the equivalent of a "Buy everything here" store.
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