BrobyDDark said
A horribly made game about life as a disciple of Jesus that has the worst combat function ever. Also, I think I accidentally killed Jesus by stabbing him one too many times with the spear. Yes, I stabbed Jesus with a spear.

I also killed a Roman Guard for taking my sword and spent the last minutes of my first play-through of the game stabbing a woman for attempting to take my sword and beating a dying man for not staying dead (seriously, how was I supposed to know that he hadn't died yet?) Now I'm wanted in two parts of the map for murder and hoping to make it three.

natsumehack said
YOU FOOL HOW WILL YOU LEARN THE SUPER POWERS JESUS WILL TEACH YOU, LIKE MIND CONTROL!

I know the game you are playing.

BrobyDDark said
Figured you would know :pI WANT the mind-control power, but I also want to mercilessly slaughter the people trying to take my special sword. What should I do?

BrobyDDark said
A horribly made game about life as a disciple of Jesus that has the worst combat function ever. Also, I think I accidentally killed Jesus by stabbing him one too many times with the spear. Yes, I stabbed Jesus with a spear.

I also killed a Roman Guard for taking my sword and spent the last minutes of my first play-through of the game stabbing a woman for attempting to take my sword and beating a dying man for not staying dead (seriously, how was I supposed to know that he hadn't died yet?) Now I'm wanted in two parts of the map for murder and hoping to make it three.

ActRaiserTheReturned said
Pics or it didn't happen.Also, link?

BrobyDDark said

Dervish said
That is the most dead-eyed motherfucker I have ever seen in my life. Probably because he's being attacked by a vampire in a sports bra.

Protagonist said
That has got to be the weirdest idea for a game ever. Why? Here's pretty much the job description for Jesus's disciples:1. Follow your boss around.2. Ask your boss stupid questions that make him groan.3. Stand in awe when your boss beat does awesome things, like turn water into wine. Or ask a storm to shut up (and have it obey). Or terrify an army of demons. Or come back from the dead.4. Get executed by roman soldiers.

Protagonist said
That has got to be the weirdest idea for a game ever. Why? Here's pretty much the job description for Jesus's disciples:1. Follow your boss around.2. Ask your boss stupid questions that make him groan.3. Stand in awe when your boss beat does awesome things, like turn water into wine. Or ask a storm to shut up (and have it obey). Or terrify an army of demons. Or come back from the dead.4. Get executed by roman soldiers.

BrobyDDark said
You forget that the programmer had no god-damn clue what he was doing. As far as I'm concerned, the only story in the game is "Do things to acquire Mind Control powers and the ability to shoot lightning, or some shit. Then kill people with lightning and mind controlled Jesus."

Protagonist said
That has got to be the weirdest idea for a game ever. Why? Here's pretty much the job description for Jesus's disciples:1. Follow your boss around.2. Ask your boss stupid questions that make him groan.3. Stand in awe when your boss beat does awesome things, like turn water into wine. Or ask a storm to shut up (and have it obey). Or terrify an army of demons. Or come back from the dead.4. Get executed by roman soldiers.

AreYouMyMummy said
Son, don't hate on Christianity. just don't. -_-

BrobyDDark said
A horribly made game about life as a disciple of Jesus that has the worst combat function ever. Also, I think I accidentally killed Jesus by stabbing him one too many times with the spear. Yes, I stabbed Jesus with a spear.

I also killed a Roman Guard for taking my sword and spent the last minutes of my first play-through of the game stabbing a woman for attempting to take my sword and beating a dying man for not staying dead (seriously, how was I supposed to know that he hadn't died yet?) Now I'm wanted in two parts of the map for murder and hoping to make it three.

Barioth said
You like this shit? You'll like Hard Time.

K-97 said
Can you mind control Romans yet?