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Take about five dozen eggs…

Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Marik
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Start putting them in a bowl, mix the FUCK out of ‘em, and what do you get?
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Overwatch
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A bowl of five dozen mixed eggs, maybe?
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Is it a penis?
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Drakel said
Is it a penis?


Shit just got real.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Barioth
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60 unborn birds.
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Marik said
Shit just got real.


The capitalized "FUCK" gave off that it was some kind of sexual joke... The rest was pure guessing.

Here's one for you...
A programmer is sent to the supermarket with instructions to "buy butter and if they have eggs then buy a dozen."
Returning with 12 butters, the programmer says, "they had eggs".
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Drakel said
The capitalized "FUCK" gave off that it was some kind of sexual joke... The rest was pure guessing. Here's one for you... A programmer is sent to the supermarket with instructions to "buy butter and if they have eggs then buy a dozen."Returning with 12 butters, the programmer says, "they had eggs".


Haaaah.
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Drakel said
The capitalized "FUCK" gave off that it was some kind of sexual joke... The rest was pure guessing. Here's one for you... A programmer is sent to the supermarket with instructions to "buy butter and if they have eggs then buy a dozen."Returning with 12 butters, the programmer says, "they had eggs".


Oh man he doesn't get it.
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Depends... Could simply be scrambled eggs. If you remove the yolks and whip the remains (whites) quickly enough (and throw in a touch of sugar), you'll get whipped cream.

This is all assuming that you've cracked the eggs and removed the shells first. (I would assume so, but I don't like to leave things to chance with Spam sometimes. XD)
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Isn't this from some Egoraptor video?
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Marik said



That is the WORST blur I've ever seen...

Also I don't get it...
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Marik said



Wow, it's been a while since I watched the old Egoraptor stuff.
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Barioth said
60 unborn birds.


I thought this was funny.

(Although store-bought eggs aren't fertilized, they wouldn't count.)
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Fuck, it’s clear that I’m a product of the early 2000’s. I feel old.
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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I thought this was funny.(Although store-bought eggs aren't fertilized, they wouldn't count.)


Who says these are store bought and not stolen from some poor Platypi?
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Marik said



Wait, am I really not going to get banned for this shit?
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Marik said
Wait, am I really not going to get banned for this shit?


It's a blurred mushroom. Right?
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Marik, why you tryin' ta get banned son?

You ain't edgy, never were, never will be. Stop tryin' to be somethin' you ain't.
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