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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Dervish
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Halo said
Jorick gave us a clue as to how to kill him - he suggested a gun, of all things.


And check [+]
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Dervish, that is a mighty amount of ammunition there. Need any help shooting it? :P
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Remind me never to piss you off, Dervish. All I have is some particularly eye-stingy detergent spray.
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Goldmarble said
Dervish, that is a mighty amount of ammunition there. Need any help shooting it? :P


When that picture was taken, it was about 1120 rounds. Now I have about 1020 left, so come on across the mountain, I'll even let you shoot my Lee Enfield. Ever see a water melon explode? I can make that dream come true.

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Remind me never to piss you off, Dervish. All I have is some particularly eye-stingy detergent spray.


I have 4 rifles (shotgun's coming up next), about 4 combat knives, 2 good sized folding knives, a tomahawk, and a "tactical" spear (which I freely admit I bought simply because it looked cool). Good for camping or, you know, stealing people's organs. I had pretty good lessons about knife fighting when I was in the army, the guy teaching us was an Afghanistan veteran.
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... My grandma gave me a switchblade?
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Dervish
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ImANargleHunter said
... My grandma gave me a switchblade?


Grannie has style.

Stitch a bitch for me, Nargle.
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ImANargleHunter said
... My grandma gave me a switchblade?


Shank a foo'.
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I have swords.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Jster
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I have swords.


Traditional or sport?
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Jster said
Traditional or sport?


Definitely not sport.

One of them looks nice, but something tells me they just wouldn't hold up hitting anything. They don't look durable like legit longswords.

Unfortunately, I have a katana.
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72. Do you support its opening?


who the heck is this addressed to and what are they asking?
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Cpt Toellner
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51. Toellner, do you realize that name is better, and you failed miserably by changing?


There will always be people who hold onto old identities of people as "better", but I'm the same person, like me or not. As much as I like my last name, the original reason for choosing it as a sceen-name no longer applies to me. Blitz suits me better now as a person and I prefer it.
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Doivid said
who the heck is this addressed to and what are they asking?


Do you really want to know the answer to this?
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There will always be people who hold onto old identities of people as "better", but I'm the same person, like me or not. As much as I like my last name, the original reason for choosing it as a sceen-name no longer applies to me. Blitz suits me better now as a person and I prefer it.


But, isn't Toellner your actual last name?
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Definitely not sport. One of them looks nice, but something tells me they just wouldn't hold up hitting anything. They don't look durable like legit longswords. Unfortunately, I have a katana.


Ah, I only ask because I just started fencing and got excited because I thought you did too.

My friend has a mock version of one of the LOTR swords (I'll have to ask him which) and we use it to stage fake executions and just dick around.

On the other hand, his brother has a real sword which he uses to chase my friend around the house. Or at least he did before he moved out.

Fun times with blades.
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Jster said
Ah, I only ask because I just started fencing and got excited because I thought you did too.My friend has a mock version of one of the LOTR swords (I'll have to ask him which) and we use it to stage fake executions and just dick around.On the other hand, his brother has a real sword which he uses to chase my friend around the house. Or at least he did before he moved out.Fun times with blades.


I wish I learned how to use a longsword. I know some super basic things, but that seems like such a fun sport. Maybe even legit fencing, too, but longswords are cool.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Cpt Toellner
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54. Who wants to rap battle?


I'm in like the sin.

55. If the next 'Nice Guy' Killer was a spam member, who would it be and why?

Magic Magnum, similar thought process.

60. Would you participate in a spam orgy? How would that go?

Maybe,

On one hand, I feel my chances at gaining attention from most of the girls is good.

On the other, I would have to deal with all the Bi's and seeing some of you naked would not be healthy.

65. Who was your favorite flavor of the month?


R3n0 and Ying were both posters that appeared for short periods of time, gained some attention, and left. I liked those two.
There was also the whole Guster thing.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Cpt Toellner
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Jster said
But, isn't Toellner your actual last name?


Yes. But Cpt. Toellner was the rank my dad held when he first retired, when I was younger. I idolized the name and made it my name for everything.

Blitz was the call-sign given to me by my paintball team, and the guys over at Dropshock took to calling me it too, it's more me.
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20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?

also marry nargle the others aren't important <3
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20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?also marry nargle the others aren't important <3


Our love is 5eva <3
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