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Sitting on a bench nearby looking like a disheveled hobo after a night out.

And I just had a nosebleed.

Fuck this.
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finally a proper use for this

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Hank said
Sitting on a bench nearby looking like a disheveled hobo after a night out.

And I just had a nosebleed.

Fuck this.


Kinda random, but with no context your avatar fits this situation perfectly.

e. I mean it looks like he's wearing toilet paper.
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Stay with a friend? :/
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Stay with a friend? :/


I got access to my house again, it's all cool. The weather was great so I can't really complain. It was just inconvenient to have a nosebleed outside -- I ended up knocking on a neighbour's door to ask for some toilet paper and hung out with him for a while.
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Shit, only been locked out of my place once before, it sucked.

Then I took a hockey stick sitting outside, busted the shit window next to the door, unlocked it and let myself in. Then passed out cause I was drunk as hell.

....I wonder if that "repair" I did is still working....
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Kid next door got locked out of his house while he was taking a buddy over.

His backdoor was locked, so he punched in the glass on the back door to unlock it. Family friend of ours who was the only one at my house at the time had to wrap up his sliced open hand and call an ambulance.

Back door was unlocked.
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who has nosebleeds anymore tho
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Hank said
I got access to my house again, it's all cool. The weather was great so I can't really complain. It was just inconvenient to have a nosebleed outside -- I ended up knocking on a neighbour's door to ask for some toilet paper and hung out with him for a while.


I can sympathize. I was at a Mardi Gras parade when I had one of my random bleeds. Ended up sitting on a sidewalk holding McDonald's napkins to stop the blood. I scared the fuck out of my friends.

Glad you got into your house though.

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who has nosebleeds anymore tho


Bitch
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rpg101 said
Bitch


I haven't had a nosebleed since I was like 5, suck it loser.

If it makes you feel better though, I threw up at an EDM festival last weekend.
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Get a locksmith to make a copy of your lock, getting a picking set and you wont have that problem anymore
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Smiral said
I haven't had a nosebleed since I was like 5, suck it loser.


well maybe the blood found somewhere else to come out of
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well maybe the blood found somewhere else to come out of


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Kill Bones said
well maybe the blood found somewhere else to come out of


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Kill Bones said
well maybe the blood found somewhere else to come out of


Okay but where did it go for that 7 year lapse between my nose and my vagina is the real question
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Okay but where did it go for that 7 year lapse between my nose and my vagina is the real question


i don't know man I'm not a fucking astrophysicist
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This thread went places.
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Okay but where did it go for that 7 year lapse between my nose and my vagina is the real question


Maybe you never got rid of it, thus explaining why you can be a bloody bitch.
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i don't know man I'm not a fucking astrophysicist


Why you gotta play me like this man

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Maybe you never got rid of it, thus explaining why you can be a bloody bitch.


you're god damned right

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