When you play the Game of Spam, you either win or get banned
After the glorious success of my
last spam AAR(hue edgy ironic humor), I've decided to do a new one.
This time, game of thrones style.
Basically, I play Crusader Kings two, and then describe the shenanigans that go on in playing a dynastic simulator.
The game will start 43 years after Aegon's Landing (A.L.)
After the death of Aegon Targaryen the Conquerer and the ascension of his son Aenys to the Iron Throne, the High Septon rose in revolt against this abomination of incest. Now many years later, the sickly Aenys has died and his half-brother Maegor the Cruel sits on the Iron Throne and is intent to end this uprising
Spammers, I encourage you to claim one of the Great Houses of Westeros. As my adventure through this world of fire and ice unfolds, I'll share what else is happening in the world.
--------THE IRON THRONE--------
The Crownlands, the Claw, and Dragonstone
House Targaryen, Kings of the Iron Throne, Rulers of Dragons. Owns the valyrian steel swords "Blackfyre" and "Dark Sister" Sigil: A red, firebreathing, three-headed dragon on a black field.
------House Darklyn: High Lords of Duskendale, strongest among the Crownlander lords.
------House Rosby: High Lords of Rosby, seconds strongest among the Crownlander lords
------House Ceeltigar: Lords of Claw Isle, of Valyrian descent. Owns the valyrian steel axe "Crab's Pincer"
The Stormlands
---House Baratheon, Lords Paramount of the Stormlands, Targaryen bastards. Sigil: A black stag on a golden field
------House Tarth: High Lords of the Straits of Tarth, strongest among the Stormlander lords
------House Caron: High Lords of The Dornish Marches, second strongest among the Stormlander lords
The Reach
---House Tyrell, Lords Paramount of the Reach, former stewards to House Gardener Sigil: A golden rose on a green field.
------House Hightower: High Lords of Oldtown, home of the Citadel. Strongest lordship in the Reach. Owns the valyrian steel sword "Vigilance"
------House Redwyne: High Lords of the Arbor, which produces fine wine. Second strongest lordship in the Reach.
------House Tarly: High Lords of The Westmarch. Owns the valyrian steel greatsword "Heartsbane"
------House Roxton: Lords of The Ring, owns the valyrian steel sword "Orphan Maker"
The Westerlands
---House Lannister: Lords Paramount of the Westerlands, rulers of Casterly Rock, home of the largest gold mine in Westeros. Sigil: A gold lion on a red field
------House Reyne: High Lords of Castamere, home of goldmines only matched by those at Casterly Rock. Strongest lord of the Westerlands. Owns the valyrian steel sword "Red Rain"
------House Lefford: High Lords of the Golden Tooth, Second strongest lord of the Westerlands
------Other Major Houses: House Westerling of the Crag, House Prester of Kayne, House Crakehall of Crakehall, House Sansfield of Sansfield, House Sevrett of Silverhall
The Riverlands
---House Tully: Lords Paramount of the Riverlands, Lords of Riverrun. Sigil: Fish jumping over a blue & red field.
------House Towers: High Lords of Harrenhall, the cursed castle burned by Aegon's dragons. Strongest lord of the Riverlands
------House Frey: High Lords of the Crossing, controls the only bridge on the Trident until the three forks. Second strongest lord of the Riverlands.
The Vale
---House Arryn: Lords Paramount of the Mountain & Vale. Sigil: A hawk on a blue & white field
------House Royce: High Lords of Runestone, strongest lord of the Vale
------House Belmore: High Lords of Strongsong, second strongest lord of the Vale
------House Combray: Lords of Heart's Home, owns the valyrian steel sword "Lady Forlorn"
The North
---House Stark: Lords Paramount of the North. Owns the valyrian steel sword "Ice". Sigil: A direwolf
------House Bolton: High Lords of the Dreadfort, strongest lord of the North
------House Manderly: High Lords of White Harbor, second strongest lord of the North
------House Karstark: High Lords of Karhold. Bastard house of House Stark.
------House Mormont: Lords of Bear Island, owns the valyrian steel sword "Longclaw".
The Iron Islands
---House Greyjoy:Lords Paramount of the Iron Islands. Sigil: A kraken
------House Goodbrother: High Lords of Great Wyk, strongest lord of the Iron Islands
------House Harlaw: High Lords of Harlaw, second strongest lord of the Iron Islands
------House Farwynd: Lords of Lonely Light, rumored skinchangers
--------DORNE--------
House Martel: Princes of Dorne, only of the seven kingdoms not subjugated by the Targaryens. Sigil: A sun with a spear through it
---House Dayne: High Lords of the Red Mountains, strongest lord of Dorne. Owns the sword "Dawn", forged from a fallen star.
---House Uller: High Lords of Brimstone, second strongest lord of Dorne.
Claimed Houses:
House Castamere: Alex
House Lannister: Jorick
House Greyjoy: Zed
House Harlaw: Dervish
House Stark: Sherlock Holmes
House Targaryen: Alphakoka
House Baratheon:Blitzkrieg
House Mormont: Herzint
House Arryn: PrimezTime
House Dayne: Barioth
House Hightower: Nex
House Darklyn: Drakel
House Redwyne: RusalkaRabbit
House Martel: Jster
House Bolton: Nargle
House Tyrell: Tempest
House Tully: Darog the Badger God
Claim a house! Or, if you'd prefer, I can name one of the people of my house after you. Whatever floats your boat.Edit: Unless there's a house with no name beside it, no more house claiming pls. I'll still name a baby after you if you want though.
I'll try to start cranking out updates tomorrow or so.
