When you play the game of Spam, you either win or get banned-CK2 SpamARR, Game of Thrones Edition

[Barioth]

Drakel said
I never read the books or seen the show... The fuck is Frey? Fuck it... House Darklyn

Freys are best

You want Frey

Frey have fun parties

[Cpt Toellner]

PrimezTime said
A more unofficial saying for the Baratheons: Stannis the Mannis.

Or: "We fuck witches!"

[Alex]

I tend to play like The Late Lord Walder

Have oodles of children, marry them off for political clout, murder my in-laws when it suits me.
Normally I don't do it at feasts though. Too many witnesses.

[The Nexerus]

Whenever I play Crusader Kings I end up getting too focused on war and economics rather than political intrigue.

[Barioth]

Alex said
I tend to play like The Late Lord WalderHave oodles of children, marry them off for political clout, murder my in-laws when it suits me. Normally I don't do it at feasts though. Too many witnesses.

That's the way to do it. I do the same in Total War, only I'm more indiscriminate with who I get rid of. If I don't like you, you'll find yourself riding into battle alone against a huge enemy force.

[RusalkaRabbit]

House Redwyne shall be mine. :P

[Dervish]

The Ironborn are going to ruin everyone's days.

[Cpt Toellner]

I would be dissapointed if they didn't.

[Jorick]

Hear me roar, bitches. I'mma bury you all under a mountain of gold.

[Jster]

If this is during the reign of Maegor the Cruel, can I claim the Faith Militant?

Always wanted to be a High Septon.

Jster the sparrow.

Forget this. Martell is my first request. Faith militant would be second.

[Jster]

If not, mark me down for the Martells.

[stark]

Jorick said
Hear me roar, bitches. I'mma bury you all under a mountain of gold.

Hey, Jorick, just remember...

...Winter is coming.

[Alex]

Jster said
Forget this. Martell is my first request. Faith militant would be second.

Yes this is during the Faith Militant uprising
Martell is open though and probs a bit more permanent :P

[Jster]

Alex said
Yes this is during the Faith Militant uprisingMartell is open though and probs a bit more permanent :P

Yeah I was thinking about it as I wrote it like.... I guess there is a reason that [my spoiler tags aren't working so I'm just gonna take this out. ]

Also since this is before Baelor the blessed, Dorne is the only free kingdom. So that's pretty fucking awesome.

Definitely thinking Dorne is better now.

[Jorick]

Sherlock Holmes said
Hey, Jorick, just remember...

...Winter is coming.

Pftt, get out of my face wolf nerd. Come down south and fight me, see what happens.

[Barioth]

Jster said
Yeah I was thinking about it as I wrote it like.... I guess there is a reason that [my spoiler tags aren't working so I'm just gonna take this out. ]Also since this is before Baelor the blessed, Dorne is the only free kingdom. So that's pretty fucking awesome. Definitely thinking Dorne is better now.

Just noticed you have the Dayne sigil as your avatar. I feel guilty for having taken it.

[andromedene]

House of Bolton.

[The Nexerus]

ImANargleHunter said
House of Bolton.

Ugh you're terrible

[Jster]

Jorick said
Pftt, get out of my face wolf nerd. Come down south and fight me, see what happens.

Says the man who bowed, bent, and broke. Come south and fight me. See what happens.

Barioth said
Just noticed you have the Dayne sigil as your avatar. I feel guilty for having taken it.

That's very ok. At least this way we get to fight side by side. I hope you wield Dawn as if you were Arthur Dayne himself, and become a true Sword in the Morning.

[andromedene]

The Nexerus said
Ugh you're terrible

I don't know what else you expected.