SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Just got back from watching Maleficent at the movie theatre, and I gotta say, I LOVEEEEE RETELLINGS. So, Lil' Ol' Me has decided to get a little roleplay together taking a few little stories and turning them into something strange, wonderful, and alltogether different from the original tellings.

As opposed to the movies that have come out with these WONDERFUL retellings, I do not plan on using Grimm Fairytails! They are wonderfully dark and endearing, true, but they are currently being overused and, hell, I guess I'm sort of a hipster with things.

So instead, we shall deal with... MOTHER GOOOOOOSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE.
Yeah, freaky huh? XD

There are several stories in the "Mother Goose Universe," all of which aren't explained very well. We understand the three little piggies built houses that were blown down, Little Red was sabed from a wolf by a lumberjack, Lil' Bo Peep lost her sheep, Lil' Miss Muffet saw a spider. But what if we put a dark, but magical twist to these stories? Staining their innocence with the story that the world DOESN'T know?

So, I want to do a sort of "nexus" style to which all Mother Goose stories, well-known and rarely told, are in the same world and happen relatively close to one another, with the characters weaving relationships in between stories, and obtaining personalities that we have no inclination of!

As a start up, I'd like to reign in the stories of Lil' Red, The Three Pigs, and Miss Muffet and start with crafting those into a roleplay, then possibly intricating more like Goldilocks. Depending on what you guys bring to me. I can also deal with a few Grimm Fairy Tails, as long as I've never heard of them XD

SO without further adieu, I set out this IntChk to see if anyone wants to do this with me, and take our childhood memories and pierce them with the maturity!

Edit:
The Pigs are mien.

Once upon a time there were three little pigs and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes. Before they left, their mother told them " Whatever you do, do it the best that you can because that's the way to get along in the world,". The first little pig built his house out of straw because it was the easiest thing to do. The second little pig built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit stronger than a straw house. One night the big bad wolf, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said "Let me in, let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!' 'Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin,'" said the little pig., but of course the wolf did blow the house in and ate the first little pig. The wolf then came to the house of sticks. "Let me in, let me in little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!' 'Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin,", said the little pig. But the wolf blew that house in too, and ate the second little pig. Then the wolf came to the third house. The third little pig, having taken heed of his mother's advice, had constructed his home out of a far more costly material -- wolf. In horror the wolf screamed, "yo fuck that," and went to bother the old grandmother the next hill over.

psychopathickids said
Once upon a time there were three little pigs and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes. Before they left, their mother told them " Whatever you do, do it the best that you can because that's the way to get along in the world,". The first little pig built his house out of straw because it was the easiest thing to do. The second little pig built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit stronger than a straw house. One night the big bad wolf, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said "Let me in, let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!' 'Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin,'" said the little pig., but of course the wolf did blow the house in and ate the first little pig. The wolf then came to the house of sticks. "Let me in, let me in little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!' 'Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin,", said the little pig. But the wolf blew that house in too, and ate the second little pig. Then the wolf came to the third house. The third little pig, having taken heed of his mother's advice, had constructed his home out of a far more costly material -- wolf. In horror the wolf screamed, "yo fuck that," and went to bother the old grandmother the next hill over.

I'm laughing in a very serious conversation with my family.

Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies. Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
Ring around the rosie, what do you suppose we can do to stop the darkness in which we drown?
Ring around the rosie, this evil thing it knows me. Lost Ones surround me, I can't fall down...

And I am the official CO-GM!
Mwahahahahaha
We have been talking all day about the plotline and you guys will LOVE IT. We'll be getting 3-4 more people to fill the roles of some heroes and some villains. Kiddo will be here some time as he is another CO-GM, or he's supposed to be XD

ALSO.
This isn't actually me, Frozen just made me an account and subscribed to the thread and posted as me.

(Snicker)

Edit: ... Don't you ever do that again. -_- I know where you live, Frozen.

Them 3-4 people, though, they're just crawling out of the woodwork!

Better break out the Hanzo sword then, B.

http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/38451/posts/ooc?page=1#post-1143209

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This is, perhaps, the most amazing idea I have ever seen.

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