Spam Market

I have had (another) wonderful idea! What if we set up a spam currency and stock-market/ gambling system. I knew you would love it.
So, I thought we could have a system were you can buy threads. The thread is worth more the more popular(posts) it gets. The currency will be the Spam Dollar, SD, you could use to buy...stuff... with it; (I think maybe art from other users, IDK) or we could do have whoever has them most money at the by a certain time wins.
Okay, I know what you are thinking. "Well, people are going to spam threads so they make more money." I have thought of this, we could make it so people have to buy their posts in threads they have bought.

I have more info, and will probably make this more organized and understandable if this gets interest.

Things I need:
Some people to help me monitor threads so people don't cheat.
Ideas

Barioth said
y tho

For FUN!

Stop proposing trash ideas hoe

Yawn. Try again, dude.

I have a better idea

People pay me

With real money

And I'll slightly nod in their direction

Kill Bones said
I have a better ideaPeople pay meWith real moneyAnd I'll slightly nod in their direction

Take my money Azathres!

You've found a way to monetise simple conversation.

I think we've found the next Donald Trump, guys.

Ehhh, this idea is pretty awful. A for effort though.

All it would take to derail this is for people to make their own separate currencies and give them traction. Economic warfare within Spam would be hell.

Encouraging people to mass shitpost is the exact opposite of a fun idea.