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Hooray, I've gotten a few job offers. Not "big girl" jobs, just job jobs. Which is what I'm looking for.

Some fancy-ass hotel asked me to bartend/waitress at some fancy-ass bar they have in their fancy-ass lobby.

So that's cool.

This morning I peed in a cup so they could make sure I wasn't shooting up all dat street dust. It was weird.

Don't eat asparagus before a urine drug test.

I've begun working on a new play, thinking about editing my novel, and making plans to get a kitty and another tattoo.

In case anyone was wondering about my life, that's it.

Taaj said This morning I peed in a cup

Things Taaj has done that I have never done, item #56.

Things Taaj has done that Hank has never done, item #57.

Given a blowjob.

Taaj said
Things Taaj has done that Hank has never done, item #57. Given a blowjob.

Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Dervish said
Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Oh yes, we mustn't do that.

Apparently Hank has never been to the doctor either. Add that to your list, Taaj.

Taaj said
Things Taaj has done that Hank has never done, item #57. Given a blowjob.

Well...

No, you're right. Been on the receiving end of a blowjob, though.

But I have been to the doctor -- where did you get that idea, idlehands? I've just never had to pee in a cup (for a drug test or otherwise).

The doctor never had you piss in a cup?

E: Hah, I guess you've never been to a gynocologist then. It's too early. Going to need more caffeine.

I've never had to do that before, either.

(Also, Idle, what's your set from?)

The avatar is from 300: Rise of an Empire, the signature is from Centurion. Why do I know this? Ancient history movies fuck yeeaaahh

Um. I asked Idle. Not you, Hank. Jesus.

Ugh, my avatar hasn't changed yet? It should be Etain from Centurion as well. And Hank is right about both. I love ancient history, it's my favorite subject.

Taaj said
Um. I asked Idle. Not you, Hank. Jesus.

I will admit to peeing in many cups.

Never had to pee in a cup for a drug test

Thank God

Squishy101 said
Never had to pee in a cup for a drug test Thank God

Same

ImANargleHunter said
I will admit to peeing in many cups.

I wish you'd stop doing that, I don't have many cups left for my Orange Juice. I need my vitamin C, Nargle.

I've peed in a cup before, thankfully not for a drug test.

I remember my first pee-in-a-cup.

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