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[NotAMouse]

Hooray, I've gotten a few job offers. Not "big girl" jobs, just job jobs. Which is what I'm looking for.

Some fancy-ass hotel asked me to bartend/waitress at some fancy-ass bar they have in their fancy-ass lobby.

So that's cool.

This morning I peed in a cup so they could make sure I wasn't shooting up all dat street dust. It was weird.

Don't eat asparagus before a urine drug test.

I've begun working on a new play, thinking about editing my novel, and making plans to get a kitty and another tattoo.

In case anyone was wondering about my life, that's it.

[Hank]

Taaj said This morning I peed in a cup

Things Taaj has done that I have never done, item #56.

[NotAMouse]

Things Taaj has done that Hank has never done, item #57.

Given a blowjob.

[Dervish]

Taaj said
Things Taaj has done that Hank has never done, item #57. Given a blowjob.

Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[NotAMouse]

Dervish said
Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Oh yes, we mustn't do that.

[idlehands]

Apparently Hank has never been to the doctor either. Add that to your list, Taaj.

[Hank]

Taaj said
Things Taaj has done that Hank has never done, item #57. Given a blowjob.

Well...

No, you're right. Been on the receiving end of a blowjob, though.

But I have been to the doctor -- where did you get that idea, idlehands? I've just never had to pee in a cup (for a drug test or otherwise).

[idlehands]

The doctor never had you piss in a cup?

E: Hah, I guess you've never been to a gynocologist then. It's too early. Going to need more caffeine.

[NotAMouse]

I've never had to do that before, either.

(Also, Idle, what's your set from?)

[Hank]

The avatar is from 300: Rise of an Empire, the signature is from Centurion. Why do I know this? Ancient history movies fuck yeeaaahh

[NotAMouse]

Um. I asked Idle. Not you, Hank. Jesus.

[idlehands]

Ugh, my avatar hasn't changed yet? It should be Etain from Centurion as well. And Hank is right about both. I love ancient history, it's my favorite subject.

[Hank]

Taaj said
Um. I asked Idle. Not you, Hank. Jesus.

[TP]

Coolio.

[andromedene]

I will admit to peeing in many cups.

[rpg101]

Never had to pee in a cup for a drug test

Thank God

[TP]

Squishy101 said
Never had to pee in a cup for a drug test Thank God

Same

[Larfleeze]

ImANargleHunter said
I will admit to peeing in many cups.

I wish you'd stop doing that, I don't have many cups left for my Orange Juice. I need my vitamin C, Nargle.

[Smiral]

I've peed in a cup before, thankfully not for a drug test.

[Card]

I remember my first pee-in-a-cup.