Toaster: "H-H-HEADMISTRESS-CHAMA~!" *actively nuzzling petting spatula, then nuzzling Yui's leg, making more 'kyuuu kyyyyuuuuuuu~!' sounds while he does so*

Right...how was he hired again?

Yui: *looks down at the nuzzling* "....still a better VP than Dios.

Toaster: *makes happy 'kyuun kyuuuun, chamaaa~!' sounds while huggling onto Yui's leg, peering up at her with big saucer sized puppy-dog eyes* 3: <( <3 )

With only the occasional outburst of 'PITIFUL PEONS/MORTAlS' or similar here or there after going to vocal coaching everyday for two years, it was easy enough to convince people that he had mijor coprolalia. Other than that, Toaster was and always will be a loyal and hardworker, back then he just exercised a lot of self control and discipline in order to fit in.

I'm sorry I went MIA I got busy. Can someone give me a quick recap of events since I disappeared

In quick summary, the intruder declared war, summoned some monsters then left. The students and Toaster, a vice principal who happens to be a toaster, defeated the monsters.

Then, you received a telepathic message from Yui asking if you'd come to her office for a staff meeting shortly.

In much longer summary:

Mark senses bad mojo from BAD MOJO, who continues to live up to his name by leaking so much bad mojo that every person on the continent can tell BAD MOJO is here. Mark turns into a hellhound scares people and then stares and growls at BAD MOJO

Vicki nearly hits Aram and then asks if Aurora is alright, then realizes, Aurora isn't if she's concked out being carried.

Aram is one of the few reliable teachers and says some things to calm down panicing students such as Vicki, then proceeds to be one of two people who explain why they can sense bad mojo from BAD MOJO by how BAD MOJO smells salty. He proceeds to avoid BAD MOJO in order to keep unconscious student Aurora safe.

Given that Ninja Janitor's SURPRISE JUMP ATTACK has taken so long that people have.. gotten out of bed several blocks away, gotten dressed, and walked to school, BAD MOJO leisurely snatches her out of there air by the neck after letting the debris bounce off him, with the nice effect of ruining his suit. Throws her aside after ominous posturings and past-speakings. BAD MOJO's past-speakings then reveal he was the original vice-principal and built the school!

Aurora goes super saiyan over.. Bad guy proximity? And proceeds to launch ineffective attacks. Man it's the android saga all over again. Super saiyan don't mean nothing anymore.

Ninja Janitor was KO'd.

Tai Yang explains that no, he doesn't have a mystical sense evil power. But he follows Yui and gets to the action anyway without needing it.

Val saves Ninja Janitor after quipping with BAD MOJO and tells Tai Yang to protect Abraham.

Key attempts to shut down supersaiyan fairy before she gets hurt by hurting her with a book to the back of the head.

Abraham retreats.

Tai Yang retreats with Abraham as ordered.

Deja shows up and hangs out with Yui, Aram, Key, Aurora, and Vicky.

Position update!

Alice shows up completely unaware of the danger with Tai Yang and Abraham and mocks them.

Rachel sensibly keeps all other students away from the danger area. Except that Deja slipped her grasp.

BAD MOJO declares war and summons four small lava dragons that fit nicely in the intersection.

Aurora uh.. I.. I'm really not sure.. Um... Help? She was established as unconscious but seems unaware of this fact.

Allen watches.

Page Four

Abraham readies himself and banters both with his imaginary* friend and Tai Yang.

*not actually imaginary

Deja takes out the dragon headed towards Yui's party by locating the heart of the golem's magic and stabbing it after cool flippy acrobatics and running along it and stuff.

Jinx watches, everything, and then searches and steals from all the abandoned rooms.

Tai Yang takes out the derp into a wall dragon, then throws one half of it into the dragon headed towards Abraham. Tai Yang asks whether Abraham wants to take it out or leave it to him.

Aram continues his attempts to make the non-combatants leave, but continues to be ignored, even as he takes injuries in the line of duty.

Toaster, a toaster, takes out a dragon with lightning. It's the one headed towards Mark.

Key continues to try and help Aram. So close to shipping these two.

Unimportant historian note because you're reading the history.

Abraham executes death by thousand cuts on dragon that Tai Yang made vulnerable for him.

Tai Yang compliments everyone who took out a dragon, other than himself.

Yui likes how her students performed, then calls a staff meeting. Confronts Jinx.

Val proceeds to sit on Ninja Janitor's comfy chest while watching everything, then takes the Ninja Janitor to the dorms. Dunno why.

Deja takes the compliment. Starts introductions with Abraham.

Abraham introduces self, takes compliment, compliments Deja.

Tai Yang fumbles with the concept of Hand Shaking, also compliments Deja in a complementary way to Abraham's compliment.

Deja explains she can sense auras and it has become sharper now that she goes without sight. Notices Fury, Abraham's until now imaginary* friend.

*not actually imaginary

Abraham introduces Fury.

Tai Yang is lead through the rest of the handshake procedure by Abraham. Continues compliment train and talk about fury.

Deja asks to touch Abraham's Fury. Also asks stuff about Tai Yang.

Aram delegated carrying Aurora to Allen now that he was injured.

Toaster fawns over Yui.

Key finally finishes taking Aurora to safety for her to recover. Also thinks about Aram. Now shipping these two.

Fifth Page

Jinx defensively tries to lie by omission to a mind reader.

Abraham gives Fury to Deja.

Deja talks to Fury. Also.. P-P-P-PENTAPOST!

Tai Yang answers Deja's questions. Reveals master's name is Ming Yue.

Yui lets Jinx slide. Summoned people to her office again. Attempts to get Toaster to toast a powdered doughnut.

Another Story Arc idea: Hikari gets a visit from the all-knowing, omnipotent, unstoppable fury of...the Health Inspector.

Another observation: It's still the first day of school.

Teacher: "Somebody, hide Aram! The health inspector has entered the building!"
SLAM
Toaster: *pads off and away from a tightly sealed trunk* "IT HAS BEEN DONE!"

Melanie: Don't forget to have some one sit on the chest at all times!

Sitting on the chest is insufficient.

It must be sealed with chains, multiple locks used, and then locked away in the basement behind a solid steel door. And even then, we shall have to hurry the Health Inspector out of the building before he escapes.

Can I join or is it too late?

Windel hasn't said sign up is closed, and someone joined only a day or so ago, so I think you can. Windel's the boss, though, so I'd wait for his/her answer. XD

Ok thanks :)

Aram isn't the health hazard, guise! But his injuries are a testament of how much of a health hazard it is to be teaching in a school of supernatural.

Aram: *just sitting in the big trunk, calmly just sucking down on the hard candy...arms injured, and thus couldn't break out even if he tried* "Health inspector, is it?" -.- <(*sigh*)

Yes you can join Katniss. Along with Toaster and Kray's character, I still need one more VP.

I'll be controlling the Health Inspector and make him an immortal human who's sole purpose is to pass and check schools like Hikari. He can smell failure and infidelity! >:0

Noooo, anything but the health inspector

Ok thanks- so I'm a vice principal not a student?

Well the choice is up to you, but if you want to know a role that needs to be filled, it's the third VP.

*sips tea while watching everyone*