Renault dances in to this little forum and chat room. A grin on his rather too perfect lips as he smiles at any individuals who happen to visit this particular thread.

"Why Hello one and all! My meager name is Renault, a wandering traveler, a bard without song, a courtier without speed, a psychic when paid, an all around handyman, songman and uplifting individual. If you seem to require my services, your mother obviously didn't raise you right, yet by all means call on me. I'm always more than willing to oblige!"

With a grin, a wink, a hop and tapping of his rather nice looking shoes, Renault danced around the currently empty thread, breaking the fourth wall for his own introduction as he strummed odd and varied notes and chords on his instrument, something between a guitar, lyre, and ukulele as he smiled at any and all who happened to happen upon his introduction. Not knowing how this sort of thing (a forum introduction) usually went, he left it to the knowledge of those more acquainted with the system, silently (except for the music) waiting for them to make the first move.

(Also on a more ooc/more serious note... how does one go about finding individuals to RP with? Rather new to this forum setup and what not, I've just been craving some new RP's and whatnot.)

Captain Boobgrab stealthily grabbed Renault's boobs, regardless of his gender. The Captain was a just grabber, and none escaped the grasp of his claws. He comes closer to Renault's ear, and whispers, "Welcome to the guild."

(Also, there are different forums where you could find people to RP with. If it's strictly an individual you wanna RP with, there's the 1x1 forum, just look in the interest checks!)

Looked down in sudden surprise as the new additions to his body and the claws grasping them. "Well that's something I haven't seen before." Spinning around in another moment, stepping back and giving a short bow to the Pervish Captain, taking a moment to check to make sure his chest was back to normal Renault grinned, "Pleasure to make your acquaintance!"

(Ah! I see, that makes sense then, didn't see the interest checks before hand. My thanks to you you helpful pervert!)

Closely watching all this,Tydosius detonates

Welcome to the RP guild.

Phasing back into existence after a year's absence, SwiftOnRPGuild appears as a ghostly visage of his former self in the far corner. "Ehem..." he clears his throat to speak, stepping forward slowly, until the front sole of his shoe catches, and he stumbles forth rather embarrassingly. "...welcome to the gui--" his voice cuts out as he lurches forward, face planting painfully hard onto the surprisingly solid flooring. "--ld" he finishes, laying there as he tries not to appear too ridiculous, despite his calamity.

Renault blinks, standing still for just a moment as the first strange individual detonates, and the second falls flat on their face. With a maliciously welcoming grin Renault strikes a pose, strumming a few individual chords on his lute before looking at both the ghostly figure and the now detonated Tydosius, "An apparition has appeared as well as a self-detonating deviant! This strange place seems stranger by the second." Waltzing by himself, he moves over to the visage planted on the floor, offering the edge of his Lute to help the individual up as he smiles at all the welcomes, "I thank you all as well, for the more than hearty welcome!" (And hope that this introduction thread isn't too RP-like for the introduction area of the forum!)