Iunno. I think it's mentally easier for me to identify things I'm not attracted to, but I'll try to come up with some shit.

I guess I'd call my favored body type for females 'athletic'? I'm not really a fan of larger women, but at the same time it's a bit off-putting if the bitch is so skinny she looks like I'd snap her spine if we fucked too hard. And female body-builder esque types are kind of disturbing to me. Y'know, the kind that look like they'd break my spine if we fucked too hard? Donotwant. But a slender/average form with a decent amount of muscle? Unf. Tit size isn't that important really, prefer medium to small size. Never really understood the fascination with huge tits, they sag and start to look gross past a certain size. A nice ass is always fun for reasons~. A pretty face is pretty damn important. Hair length doesn't really matter, I sort of prefer shorter to medium length hairstyles, but I've seen shitty looking short hair and great looking long hair, so it all comes down to the style. Also couldn't give much of a fuck about hair color. Again, it's all really on a case by case basis of whether your hair looks shitty or not. I think that's everything for physical shit.

I think that's the longest post I've seen from you, KB.

I occasionally type things when I'm not acting like a twat for giggles

Which is never

This is actually kind of a weird question for me since I am one of those horndog type of guys that gets boners if it's female and walks on two feet. I suppose I have particular preferences though. I like them to be a year or two younger then me and generally go for women who are fairly short. One thing that REALLY gets me going is super long hair, down to their ass and what have you. hair color and eye color is irrelevant to me generally speaking but if I can look into a persons eyes and see every emotion of theirs that's a bonus. I like a little bit of breasts to play with but again I don't really have a particular preference, I think I'm secretly a manwhore.

Wait...you're a dude?

Rule 63 Smiral is my type

this isn't even sarcasm

Smiral said
Rule 63 Smiral is my typethis isn't even sarcasm

Does Rule 63 Smiral have a BIG OL' DICK?

Smiral said
Rule 63 Smiral is my typethis isn't even sarcasm

You get to keep your oldguild name, Mahz takes mine away.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

Hair has to be black or brown. I'm not really into blonde hair. Also when it comes to hair, I really preffer it to be medium or long. Shoulder length is okay too I guess. But very short, as in boy-ish, no thanks.

When it comes to the body. I hate skinny or very slim women, like these models that we see on the catwalk for example. I love and I worship curves and nothing's gonna change that. When i touch a woman I don't wanna feel her bones. That's just gonna draw me away. When it comes to height I really don't care if she's a little taller then me. I'm not the type of guy that dosen't like women to be taller then him because of God knows what reason.

Personally I think tattoos look great on women so if she happends to have any, then that's great. If not then it's no biggie. As for piercings, tongue, navel and ears is fine. Other bodyparts is a big no, no.

But most importantly, i'm a sucker for a pretty face. That's really more then enough to win me over.

A pulse

The Nexerus said
Does Rule 63 Smiral have a ?

Regular Smiral has a big dick, so I'd assume so.

Hank said
Regular Smiral has a big dick, so I'd assume so.

They may have lost it in a tragic accident

Hank said
Regular Smiral has a big dick, so I'd assume so.

Wouldn't that mean male smiral has a pussy

Kill Bones said
Wouldn't that mean male smiral has a pussy

They didn't say opposite Smiral. :/

EDIT: Frick

I have a giant cock and a platinum vagina, so rule 63 smiral should have a giant vagina and a platinum cock.

idlehands said
Wait...you're a dude?

What? I don't get it, before RPG's death and reboot noone doubted me as a man :|

Tall, dark, and handsome?

lolnoreally

Height I'm not too fussy about, just as long as he's taller than I am. (And I'm fairly short, so that has never been an issue, even when I wear heels.) I tend to have a very strong preference for dark hair. Eye color doesn't really matter to me, though most of the men I've dated have had dark hair with light/blue eyes. As far as physique goes, I like a decent range of looks -- everything from very lean to somewhat stacked/bulky, as long as it's muscle and not too much fat. (Generally healthy/in shape.) Also, I'm a big fan of men who wear a subtle cologne. (Nothing overpowering, just a light scent that almost makes you want to lean in closer to confirm that you actually smelled it in the first place. Men, please do not bathe yourself in cologne, that will quickly have the opposite effect. Ugh.) There's one more thing that I do look for, but it's hard to explain -- there's something about the way certain men move that I find unbelievably attractive. It's sort of authoritative or confident, but it has an underlying grace... Almost like big cat stalking prey. I'm not really sure how to word it, but it's not something that's very common. (I know it when I see it, though.)

That all being said, intelligence and a good personality will always trump all things physical -- I'm far more attracted to highly intelligent men than anything else. And, if he's not someone that I'd enjoy spending my time with, then it wouldn't matter if he was physically the sexiest man alive on the planet. Beauty eventually fades, but a true connection of the mind and soul lasts forever.

Smiral said
I have a giant cock and a platinum vagina, so rule 63 smiral should have a giant vagina and a platinum cock.

It's kinda like when you're done rolling up a cable and need to connect the two outlet thingies so they don't get completely fucked.

That's hard. I guess it depends mostly on the face. I could list several traits that I find attractive, like short, brunette, curvy, but I can imagine someone I know or someone I've seen who lacks all of those traits and is attractive to me. I used to think blondes were out of the question, but then I asked one out. Her eventually saying no was probably karma or something. The only real deal breaker trait I can think of is dark skin.

I guess that means I don't actually know very well. All I know is it just depends a lot on the face.