im too dumb to even operate a boat and i ended up falling off the face of the earth

Wait wha? ^

I feel like context has been missed.

Well, at least I'm getting better about it. I'll likely end up coming up with something within a few days.

And Vena, she was referring to how we were talking about being in boats, even if it was figuratively.

My home internet got cut off completely, so I didn't get a chance to do any posting until now. I'll get to work on that.

I'm thinking after I do my work for class I'll post as well... Provided I've got the okay from the GM's to attack Mr. Meanie Pants.

Attack at will

Tomorrow I will have stuff up.

Well, I just got daily access to internet again from noon to seven on weekdays, so I'll try to have something up in the near future. I'm still not sure how often I can post, though, because I've not had much time for any RP stuff at all lately.

I was involved in a recent car accident (100% the other drivers fault) and are a bit banged up, so I haven't been doing much for the last couple of weeks besides recovering and stuff.

Quite alright, Caboose. Focus on getting better.

Aye don't worry about it, matey. You didn't break anything, did you?

No good D: Well here's to hoping you recover plenty and well soon ^^ Your well being comes first, so we'll certainly wait.

Didn't break anything. just mainly scratch's, sore body and everything swelling.

I hope you recover soon, Caboose.

Duuuude D: i'm so sorry, i'm glad you're alive and not too terribly hurt.... I wish you the best with the legal aspects of the ordeal and with your recovery.

Name: Lord Tiberius Onyx XI, General Onyx

Gender: Male

Appearance:
Donning the armor forged by his ancestor, he is the second to wear it having been the only descendant to grow to such size. It is a symbol of his family's pledge and loyalty to the throne of Hyrule and a promise to always defend it from prying hands. Made of rare metals brought from a distant land, it is as hard as steel and as light as a feather. Ithas the glow and shimmer of gold naturally with no paint. It doesn't scratch, dent, or break. It is centuries old, but looks as if it new forged. It has a warm feel to it and never cools or heats up. The metal still has many properties unknown.



One of the many "unknown" properties of the metal is it's ability to extend, transform entirely and incase the wearer's body perfectly in a way that allows maximum movement and protection. It takes on a more machine look and an overall darker tone. It's creator gave it a darker tone to symbolize the sometimes darker path a Knight must take and with that the armor casts a heavier burden upon the wearer by increasing its weight and making it incapable of much vertical movement, almost entirely grounding the user, however at the same time imbues its wearer with a mastery of Earth Magic in a way no enchanter has ever seen. Why these designs were built into is unknown, but regardless the wearer's danger level increases ten fold. It is marked with many strange symbols that glow green with the use of Earth Magic.



Age: 52

Race: Human

Skills: Master Swordsman and Strategist

Magic Abilities:
Phase I: Wind
Phase II: Earth

Weapons:
Phase I: Triforce Spear of Light
Phase II: War Glaives of Death Mountain

Inventory: N/A

Bio: Tiberius Onyx was born into a very prestigious and noble family within Hyrule. While the family was not Hylian, they had lived there since Tiberius Onyx I brought his family from a land far North. Onyx's family served on the Royal Court and in the ranks of the Hylian Knights. When he was had come of age to become that of a squire, his father took him on a long adventure across the world. His father taught him their heritage, their customs, how to wield a sword, and most importantly to do what is right. Over the course of a decade Onyx was drilled with these teachings as he and his father travelled from one land to another, whether on foot or by ship. Onyx observed much and learned all he could to be an honorable man. He also grew beyond imagination, growing to the height of Tiberius Onyx I, his father saw this as a good omen that his son was meant to do great things and concluded it was time to return to their homeland of Hyrule. Upon their return to Hyrule Onyx was deemed a Hyrulean Knight and the tallest and strongest human in the land.

At this time Onyx continued his studies, training night and day like no other. Another decade had passed and Onyx was a Captain of within the Knights, he had come to discover his natural skills for magic and had mastered the Magic of Wind. An amazing feat for many take their entire lives to master a type of magic. Around this time his father grew very ill, healers from all over Hyrule were brought to his bed side but nothing could help him. They had found that he had been poisoned and it was too strong for their healing abilities, not even fairies could help him. Angry that a man would poison his father and hide himself in such a cowardly way, he swore an act of vengeance upon the man who was responsible for his father's death. An act of Vengeance that was satisfied with the arrival of Father Thallus, than just a traveler passing through. There had been rumors circling that the man came from a far away land and worshiped a god different than the Golden Goddesses', a crazy notion that proved true nonetheless. Onyx approached Thallus believing he was going to be trouble, but after Thallus had a vision from above that revealed that the Great Hylian General had poisoned his father who had an opposing view in the Royal Court, Onyx was forever grateful to Thallus who left Hyrule and went about his way.

Onyx challenged the General to a dual and succeeded with ease and as a reward assumed his position as General of Hyrule. Over the next few decades Onyx watched over Hyrule and watched as it slowly turned rotten with famine and droughts, he put his faith in the Goddessesses, but when they failed to answer his prayers or any he turned to the teachings of Father Thallus who had returned to Hyrule. He marveled as the man brought about life back to Hyrule and did away with all of their problems. He put his faith in Thallus and his god, and fell to Thallus' lies and fibs. He was eventually given the honor of joining Thallus' Brotherhood and joined without skipping a beat and became close friends with Regol, Gaios, and several others. However he remained skeptical of Fiona who had an evil twinkle in her eye. Now he sets out on any mission that is presented to him by Thallus without a second thought.

That's it people. Hope you come to your senses and join. Also my grammar wasn't the best, but I am tired and was just trying to get through typing this, so I sort of did some stuff, forgot some stuff, didn't care about stuff. So yeah...

He's SO COOL! :D

Let's kill him! >:3

Name: Cordox, The Geomancer

Gender: Male

Appearance: Wears a brown robe with the Order of the Wizzrobe symbol on a green sash. This robe shadows his face, but shows his glowing green eyes and crane-like beak that pokes from the shadows. When he takes off his hood it shows he has an avian appearance, with brown feathers and a green one put into the mix here and there.

Age: 126

Race: Wizzrobe

Skills: really good cook
Master staff crafter
genius level intellect
can fight with a staff, and is a master at doing so.

Magic Abilities: Earth Magic Mastery
Adept at space and time magic.

Weapons: A staff made of what the Wizzrobe call IronHide Oak. It is tough as steel and just as hard.


Inventory: His staff and the clothes on his back. He also has a small necklace with a piece of jet on a pendant. This pendant is made of a strange humming metal that is golden in color, but as hard as any steel. It has glyphs on it that if you look at them long enough, you hear whispers in the back of your head.

Bio: An old and respected member of the Order of the Wizzrobe, he was a staff maker and cook for the monastery. When he wasn't doing his duties for the Order, he would spend time mostly perfecting his balance and inner peace, meditating and pondering the works of the universe. One day he decided to see how the other races were doing. And while the Inner Circle did not completely approve, they allowed him to make the journey.

Not done yet! XD
Name: General Epicoron

Gender: Male

Appearance:
Under his armor he is a humanoid canine, with a longish snout and triangular ears on the top of his head. He has short black fur with a grey belly and hands, along with is feet being grey as well. Has brilliant green eyes as well.
Stands at nine feet tall and three feet wide at the shoulders. He weighs 346 pounds in pure muscle from using the basic Cliff Lord gear.

Age: 45

Race: Cliff Lord, or as the Gerudo call them, DarkNut

Skills: Master swordsman
Military Genius
Unflappable Will (never runs from a fight.)
Magic Abilities: None

Weapons: Sacred Sword: As seen in his picture. Masterfully crafted by only the best Zuna blacksmiths, the Sacred Sword is given to only the most entrusted generals of the Darknut Legion.

Inventory: Sacred Armor: As seen in his picture. Again, crafted only by the best zuna blacksmiths. This armor is worn by generals or the most respected soldiers.
Sacred Helm: Same description as the armor.
His sword, armor, helmet, and shield are enchanted to be unbreakable. There are still ways to get him out his armor, however.

Bio: Born and raised as a general. His father was a general, his mother was a general, and so was his grandfather. He showed military promise at a young age, and now he is middle-aged for a cliff lord. When he enters the role play, he is taking an Initiate out to find a simple beast to fight.

I'll try to post today.

Also, I've been playing Hyrule Total War, and its lore on the Wizzrobe presents an idea. They marked the Wizzrobe as strict Goddess worshipers, so it's certain that they'd hate the Templars. Perhaps that could be an additional stop on the way to take down the Templars?