Who am I forgetting from the new kids?

Anyways, tell us about yourselves in a way that distinguishes you. Give us some insight that humanizes you and (if that's what you care about) will get you out of the 'shitty nat clone' box, if you've been put there. The more details, the better. Think about questions like "what drew you to rping?", "where'd you get your username from?", "what about Spam appeals to you?", "what are your other interests besides roleplaying/writing?", etc. But don't just stop there, anticipate other questions in the same vein as those. The more you put into it, the more progress i'm sure well make here.

TL;DR - Give me a reason not to hate all of you.

8 said
TL;DR - Give me a reason not to hate all of you.

I said shut up kid. And I don't h8 anyone in the guild. :x

Doivid said
I said shut up kid. And I don't h8 anyone in the guild. :x

That's right -- you're rumored to be 'nice'. (Whatever THAT means. Pfft. )

Sherlock Holmes said
That's right -- you're rumored to be . (Whatever means. Pfft. )

He's Canadian, right?

Damn these shitty nat clones, they ruining my good infamous natural.

let it be known that I will judge the fuck out of everyone's answers

I was under the impression that Nat literally was Darkel.

Who's Darkel?

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Who's Darkel?

Who's Zump? It sounds like some sort of street name for an STI.

Larfleeze said
Who's Zump? It sounds like some sort of street name for an STI.

Idk but I drew him as a cat.

I'll give it a shot.

"what drew you to rping?", Well, so, I first found out about rping when I first discovered the desolate waste land of the Spore Forum. I read up on it, looked at a couple of sites and liked the idea of a "game", and a "collaborative story", where anything can happen.

"where'd you get your username from?", This ones sort of funny. If you stalked me, you would know that I use my username on any site I use, not very safe, I know. I first thought up my username when I was six or seven and joined Club Penguin. My girl-cousins showed the game to me.

"what about Spam appeals to you?" I like being part of a community, I also like how you can post anything, within reason, to have a conversation that happens naturally. I came to spam for the games, and although they're sparse, I like those too. This is part of the reason I "idolized" Nat, I thought there was a niche I could fill there, when I thought Nat was loved and accepted, not that I won't like someone who isn't, and didn't realize my actions would be frowned upon.

"what are your other interests besides roleplaying/writing?" I like to read, and play computer games. XD I prefer multi player games, or MMOs. (I play almost anything done by Artix Entertainment.) I do a little bit of soccer and want to try out for the school team, I'm a little nervous though, they take the game a lot more seriously than I do. I also am a Boy Scout, I do with my church. I am apart of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, or a Mormon to most. I am in middle school. I also aspire to be an Astro Physicist when I get a career. I also like to make tops out of random things. I am also really good at writing choppy sentences. I am human.

There, now all you sharks may feed on me since you caught me in your trap.

P.S.
My favorite ____ is:
animal: Axolotl.
band: Imagine Dragons
comic: Axe Cop
Ask away.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Idk but I drew him as a cat.

Ohhhhh, that's Zump. Either I've not been paying attention or people have really low standards for what qualifies as a 'Nat clone', because I haven't seen them display that.

Snip

Joegreenbeen said
Your forgetting Gygas, Doivid.

He isn't new.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Who's Darkel?

Second biggest shit poster in Spam.

BrobyDDark said
Second biggest poster in Spam.

I wouldn't say that, he isn't around enough.

Joegreenbeen said
This is part of the reason I "idolized" Nat

this explains so fucking much

I really hope you're not older than 12

He did say he was in middle school, that's the right age range.

Otherwise, good answer, Joe. It seemed very genuine.

Larfleeze said
Who's Zump? It sounds like some sort of street name for an STI.

Wow. Yes it does. How did I not notice this?
Anyway, I made it up on the spot as "Zump1" for a Poptropica account and never bothered to come up with anything else (outside of changing it slightly).

My "anti-nat-clone back story" is that I live in Melbourne, Australia, but I've been so deeply ingrained with those cyber safety pamphlets and talks that I'd rather not say my actual age. I'm a guy, which I think everyone assumed already, although I cried at The Fault In Our Stars and have very girly hair.

I joined the Guild mostly because no-one around me really does roleplaying, and this stigma has sort of been attached to those who do. I found the Guild, read some posts, and decided it was awesome. Also, saying "the Guild" sounds badass.

My non-RP interests include writing(which is kinda the whole point of RPs, but...), drawing, combining the two in some form, video games, soccer, tennis and last but not least: riding the Information Superhighway in search of a "byte" to eat (get it?).

I hope that this isn't the randomly generated "profile" used by Nat clones or something...