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... But there's no guarantee that I'll answer truthfully.

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#lolbandwagons
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Are you actually Sherlock Holmes?
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why are you still 19?
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Are you actually Sherlock Holmes?

Yes, but I generally disguise myself as a much shorter female so that people won't suspect my real identity. (It tends to keep the fanatics away and allows me to carry on with my detective work without hinderance.)

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why are you still 19?

Time has clearly stopped. Or I'm dead. Maybe both.
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Are you a pony?
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Sherlock Holmes said
Yes, but I generally disguise myself as a much shorter female so that people won't suspect my real identity. (It tends to keep the fanatics away and allows me to carry on with my detective work without hinderance.)


Amazing. Did you have to undergo surgery to make yourself shorter?
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Amazing. Did you have to undergo surgery to make yourself shorter?


what about the other....?

Nevermind
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genghismike said
what about the other....?Nevermind


Costuming, makeup, etc. That's an expensive kind of surgery, pointless when there are alternates, in this situation at least.
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natsumehack said
Are you a pony?

I'm a nopy. Completely different thing.

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Amazing. Did you have to undergo surgery to make yourself shorter?

No, I just fold myself in half. It can be rather challenging to do to one's self, especially for longer periods of time, but the real bitch is when I decide to wear heels. (They're hard enough to balance in without your normal center of gravity being messed with, never mind trying to balance yourself while being folded in half.)

I also have good insurance -- I have to go to the chiropractor a lot, so good coverage is imperative.

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what about the other....?Nevermind

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Sherlock Holmes said
... But there's no guarantee that I'll answer truthfully.

:D

#lolbandwagons


Holmes, what has been your favourite piece you've made for someone else without charging them?
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Elendra said
Holmes, what has been your favourite piece you've made for someone else without charging them?


That would probably be this series:



I was asked to do them for a silent auction/fundraiser type thing.
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Would you sacrifice a random guild member's life to keep the website up for at least the next 200 years, but if you didn't then the guild would be down forever.
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Sherlock Holmes said
That would probably be this series:I was asked to do them for a silent auction/fundraiser type thing.


That's super awesome!

Okay second question, what was the most you made on a single piece?

Third! What has been your favourite piece you've made for someone else, period?
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What is your honest opinion of me?

I ask this in the hopes that someone will be inspired to start up that stupid bandwagon and spam will become nothing more than a series of bandwagons with zero other content
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You art real good.

Fuck that modern splatter shit.
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Giygas said
Would you sacrifice a random guild member's life to keep the website up for at least the next 200 years, but if you didn't then the guild would be down forever.

Probably not. There are other sites I could waste time on without sacrificing anyone's life. (I don't know that I could be bothered, honestly. lol)

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That's super awesome!Okay second question, what was the most you made on a single piece?Third! What has been your favourite piece you've made for someone else, period?

The most I've made on a piece was almost $500. It was a private commission of someone's family. (Portraiture.) There were several people in it and it took a fair amount of time to do, so it was definitely up there cost-wise.

Favorite piece I've made for someone else? Probably this one:

I just always liked the soft lighting.
(That was also a pro bono piece for another fundraiser event. They had a raffle and getting a custom commission from me was first prize.)
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Kill Bones said
What is your honest opinion of me?I ask this in the hopes that someone will be inspired to start up that stupid bandwagon and spam will become nothing more than a series of bandwagons with zero other content

You're Bones -- I lurve joo and your many shenanigans.

idlehands said
You art real good.Fuck that modern splatter shit.

I've always preferred representational art to the more modern/abstract stuff, too. That other stuff doesn't fly too well with me.
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Damn, you're one hell of an artist.
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Who is your favourite artist on the guild that isn't yourself? (not that I think it's yourself, but to avoid you having that open as a cop-out answer)
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idlehands said
You art real good.Fuck that modern splatter shit.


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