I PUUUUUUUKED!!!!!!!
Think I might puke again. Further updates as the situation warrants.
FAQS
1. How do you puke in a wheelchair?
A: MESSILY!!! But you keep a tall trashcan near the bed so it's not too bad.Then you roll out and find some lysol wipes so you don't leave tracks all over the house!!!
2. WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE?
A: Sweet Chili Spicy Doritoes, rum, and yogurt!!!!
3. Did you puke on your dog?
A: NOPE HE KNEW, HE COULD TOTALLY TELL BEFORE ME. So I put them outside and then SPEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!
4. Are you sick?
A: APPARENTLY!!!
5. How often do you puke?
A: THREE TO FOUR TIMES A NIGHT, every couple of months. Usually accompanied by super-surreal fainting-like sensations, but not this time.
6. In the carpet?
A: IN THE CARPET BITCH IT'S ALL DOWN IN THE GRAIN AND SHIT!!!
7. Both ends?
A: NOT THIS TIME!! But last time I BROKED THE DAMN TOILET SEAT!!!
8. MDK, I think you have a problem.
A: YEP it's called perpetual fucked-up leg syndrome, side effects MAY INCLUDE heavy medication, smoking, mild alcoholism and VOMITING!!!!
9. When are you gonna let the dogs back in?
A: SOON, SO THEY CAN TAKE TURNS LICKING IT!!!!
10. Wait they still haven't fixed that leg bullshit?
A: NOPE!!! ALL HAIL GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTHCARE!!! But eight months and three letters to congress later I've managed to bully my way into a consult on Monday so we'll see.
Think I might puke again. Further updates as the situation warrants.
FAQS
1. How do you puke in a wheelchair?
A: MESSILY!!! But you keep a tall trashcan near the bed so it's not too bad.Then you roll out and find some lysol wipes so you don't leave tracks all over the house!!!
2. WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE?
A: Sweet Chili Spicy Doritoes, rum, and yogurt!!!!
3. Did you puke on your dog?
A: NOPE HE KNEW, HE COULD TOTALLY TELL BEFORE ME. So I put them outside and then SPEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!
4. Are you sick?
A: APPARENTLY!!!
5. How often do you puke?
A: THREE TO FOUR TIMES A NIGHT, every couple of months. Usually accompanied by super-surreal fainting-like sensations, but not this time.
6. In the carpet?
A: IN THE CARPET BITCH IT'S ALL DOWN IN THE GRAIN AND SHIT!!!
7. Both ends?
A: NOT THIS TIME!! But last time I BROKED THE DAMN TOILET SEAT!!!
8. MDK, I think you have a problem.
A: YEP it's called perpetual fucked-up leg syndrome, side effects MAY INCLUDE heavy medication, smoking, mild alcoholism and VOMITING!!!!
9. When are you gonna let the dogs back in?
A: SOON, SO THEY CAN TAKE TURNS LICKING IT!!!!
10. Wait they still haven't fixed that leg bullshit?
A: NOPE!!! ALL HAIL GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTHCARE!!! But eight months and three letters to congress later I've managed to bully my way into a consult on Monday so we'll see.
