Just a note: Manchi katsu is minced meat cutlet

Okay, i'm going to take a break and clean up that little puddle of drool before it short-circuits my laptop.

EDIT: I got hungry, so i baked a cake.

I regret nothing!
Hm, cake.

Sorry latino I'll edit when I get a chance. And lennon of my God that was literally the funniest fucking thing I have read in a very long time. I'm just pissing myself laughing. 10 points!

Still haven't posted...blocked up, and have literally no inspiration for a bunch of group RPs...
=_= <( . . . )

You're not going to leave us are you ursa?

I won't, I'm just dragging my belly on the floor in ferret-levels of discomfort over my block...
*drags tiny furry, ferret belly over the soft carpet that is this particular RP*
3: <( . . . )

Man, Fuyuki's gonna have a heart attack once Mariko asks him to dig up some dirt on "herself"

Also, this cake is like carrot-flavored diabetes

^THIS, Oh God this.
I've been hoping for ages that someone would pick up on his brokering. And that particular inquiry?
Fun times ahead.

Carrot cake is the best cake. Jus' sayin'.

My man.

I'm in the park right now, but post coming up.

Man there is literally so much opportunity for my character to do things that I'm not exactly sure which direction to take it.

Like Point A and B are down (Point A being the common room, Point B being the market if that is where the implications are going)

Like I feel like there's a lot to do inbetween like with Ami kind of being stalkerish and my situation with that being resolved.

Though that's just one thing I feel like there's a lot I could do, its somewhat overwhelming XD

Wall of Text Engage!


Anyway, that was a fun little blob of character development and catching up I manged to throw together. Even though I did get a bit lazy towards the end.

Picking who Ueda was to barge in on was kind of hard though, but then I realized I had only one option really. For Fiona asked for normalcy, and this is a RP... So we can't have that ! Though I didn't as much barge right into her as I did sort of throw Ueda into her path as a barrier of un-normal.

Are y'all accepting? I didn't notice anything saying that the RP was closed, so I hope I'm not makin' an ass of myself here.


Height/Weight: 170cm/59 kg (5'7", 130 pounds). His feet are syndactylized nearly identically to his hands.

Name: Isamu Tanaka

Age: 18

Grade: 3rd year

Disability: Ectrodactyly, commonly known as "Lobster Claw Syndrome"....for obvious reasons

Personality: Isamu is a very friendly person, owing to his seclusion for most of his life. He's quick to trust, quick to befriend, and quick to forgive. He holds the people in his life near and dear to him, and tries to make new friends wherever possible. However, he's not nearly as close to most people as he likes to think, and while he's generally good at reading people, he misses some important cues sometimes. He likes to crack jokes, sometimes with a somewhat dark nature to them, but he holds no prejudices or aversion to general society. Since being at Yamaku, he's gotten used to the stares, and occasionally snaps his "claws" at people he notices staring to freak them out. In class, he's diligent and hard-working, and can be described as a teacher's pet.

Background: Ectrodactyly. A condition often referred to as "Lobster claw syndrome" by people who are aware of its existence, due to the...unique appearance it causes in those who suffer from it. The condition is congenital, but no family history of it exists. Isamu...just got unlucky. Some mutation occurred while his mother was pregnant, and now he has one finger-like structure and a thumb on each hand. There is significant fusion (syndactyly) in the finger he does have.

Due to his condition, Isamu's parents home-schooled him. He knew that he was strange, and his home-schooling was voluntary. His life was relatively normal, as is the case for many "lobstermen." Despite appearances, Isamu retains most of the utility of his hand, and has a driver's license, as well as an interest in origami. When he reached high school age, his parents told him about a school where he could fit in, develop some independence, and make friends. Since he was home-schooled, Isamu's only friends were his parents and his cat. Also, because his parents had their hands full home-schooling Isamu and working, they never had another child. At least, that's the official story. Mr. Tanaka suffered an incident at work which brutally damaged his hips and legs, as well as...eliminating his ability to reproduce. His mother has had many extra-marital boyfriends, sanctioned by her husband. Isamu has even met several of these men, and they have been known to contribute to his schooling as well.

Of course, given the choice to go out into the world, Isamu readily accepted, and has been at Yamaku for a few years now. The reason he is a year older than other students is because his home-schooling was somewhat delayed in order to prepare him fully for the world at large.

Other info: Isamu is skilled at origami (his way of flipping the world the bird), natively speaks English (his parents taught him both languages) and borderline genius at science and math, largely due to his homeschooling. Has a reputation as a philanderer, though when this is mentioned, he will blush pretty badly and try to justify the rumors. Most of which are, in fact, true.

1. To answer the open and close question, I'm not really advertising for either, just kind of going with the flow when the time comes.

2. This has to be by far one of the most interesting character profiles I have ever read, it kept throwing me for a loop way more than I thought it was going to and it was awesome.

3. While I would love to say that you can't be a nice guy and a womanizer, I realize that is pointless because at one point in my life I was that guy.

4. I actually decided to look this time to see how new you were, plus how active you were and I'd say you incredibly active.

5. You are totally accepted, welcome aboard.

1. I figured that was the case. I've actually popped in once or twice before, debating whether to join, and now felt like the right time.

2. Wow....thanks. That's....I feel honored.

3. Yeah. He tries to be nice, but he has issues connecting with people on a deeper level, hence the tidbit about "he's not nearly as close to most people as he likes to think."

4. Guildfall was such a wretched time. Somehow, though, a group I'm in has managed to keep our LoZ RP going (albeit at a snail's pace) going for....it has to be two years now. At least.

5. Yay. :3
Also, just added clarification that his feet are indeed "claws" as well.

I can only think of zoidberg right now -_-

By the way, Flex, I think at this point you should just write a novel, send a copy to each player and that will be your posts from now on.

Last KS RP I was in had a chuunibyou. Isamu's name? The Midgard Lobster. Cuz why not?

Also, made one last edit: Isamu is still fluent in English, but it's basically a second native tongue. I mean, his parents were gonna teach it to him anyway, so they taught him by immersion. Their plans were made once he was born. We'll learn a bit more about the parents when someone gets friendly with him.

Cause honestly why the fuck not, its not like this is the internet or something. Also it'll be good for Kyle to actually have someone who speaks his freakin' language in this school.

So yea, I'm a bit tired, I think I'm going to sleep now.

I like the new guy. Welcome aboard, Rock lobster!

But isn't our regular notaton for english Bolding Letters ?