Your <ANY CAR/TRUCK OF YOUR CHOICE UNDER 50K$> has been damaged in an accident recently. Some dumbass who doesn't know how to drive hit your mirror while trying to pass you. Because you like to do things yourself, rather then take it into a shop, you head to the junkyard to find a mirror. While looking for one, the owner says you can have anything in that pile for 2$. You pull out a mirror, only to cause an avalanche of junk! You run away, and look behind at the mess you have caused. What you see is a silver 30m tall robot without a head! You purchase it for 2$ from the owner. After bolting the <ANY CAR/TRUCK OF YOUR CHOICE UNDER 50K$> to the head of the giant silver robot, you find that someone has left an instruction manual inside your glovebox. You open it..

This MEGAS is controlled by your thought, the controls are merely to help you focus your thoughts and don't actually do anything. The robot will mirror what you want it do, and nobody else can use it.
The MEGAS is invincible. You will not die so long as you are within it and in control. It grows in strength and power depending as you grow angrier. Should you be in immediate danger, the dashboard will always have a button that will save you.
The MEGAS can travel to any fictional universe you want it to. To do so, simply insert a disk into the CD drive that corresponds to a fictional work. Loading the Halo 4 Complete Soundtrack, for example, will take you to the Haloverse, circa 2557. To open a dimensional rift, turn up the speakers to 11,000,000.
The MEGAS does not obey any laws of physics, and operates entirely on Cool, Awesome, Convenient, and Funny. If you want to go to Alpha Centauri, the speed of light will not slow you down.

You flip the sheet around, and you see 3 boxes to fill in.

Primary, Secondary, Tetiary colors I want: __________________________________________________
Decals and stickers I want: _____________________________________________________________
A 3 letter acronym to name it: MEGAS _____
Theme Song I want to play when I'm fighting something: _____________________________________
Fictional characters I want as passengers:____________________________________________

You now have a MEGAS, the god of all mechs. What do you do?

I Make it self destruct, and leave the terrible fan fiction plot hook to a great cartoon alone.

natsumehack said
I Make it self destruct, and leave the terrible fan fiction plot hook to a great cartoon alone.

Problem is this Megas can't be destroyed even with attempting a self destruct

Bandit Keith said
Problem is this Megas can't be destroyed even with attempting a self destruct

From the episode summery of season 2 episode 13.

said [...] Tragically, Megas is (once again) critically damaged and Coop (in a suicide charge) gambles everything in attempting to stop the Evil Coop but only succeeds in getting his core critically damaged and causing Megas to finally be destroyed,

Sooo Bullshit On you.

When I saw the title, I thought it was some penis enlargement thing.

Beatrix said
When I saw the title, I thought it was some penis enlargement thing.

It's a old cartoonet network cartoon.

Beatrix said When I saw the title, I thought it was some penis enlargement thing

That would have been more entertaining.

Y'know

I'd definitely prefer having a giant indestructible dick to having a giant indestructible robot

Kill Bones said
Y'knowI'd definitely prefer having a giant indestructible dick to having a giant indestructible robot

How would a giant dick fit in sex at all?

Unless you magically find a giant. A literal giant, huge.

Derpestein said
How would a giant dick fit in sex at all?Unless you magically find a giant. A literal giant, huge.

Well, it's not like 'giant' is some fixed value of size that has to relate to things being as tall as buildings

I would describe 15 inches as 'giant' for a human male

Kill Bones said
Well, it's not like 'giant' is some fixed value of size that has to relate to things being as tall as buildingsI would describe 15 inches as 'giant' for a human male

Erect or non erect?

Well,that esclated quickly.

KB said Well, it's not like 'giant' is some fixed value of size that has to relate to things being as tall as buildings

I would describe 15 inches as 'giant' for a human male

That is giant, good lord. At least you'd have a future in the sexy time movies.

Derp said Erect or non erect?

Why is this even a question? Erect is all that matters.

I've seen this thread before

Kill Bones said
Well, it's not like 'giant' is some fixed value of size that has to relate to things being as tall as buildingsI would describe 15 inches as 'giant' for a human male

I think that is bigger then the record holder.