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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Deamonbane
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Good God I hope you don't have balls...
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*reaches down pajama bottoms*
Nope. No balls. xD

It was because my mom had geese, and those aggressive mother fuckers would attack anyone who came too close. Their bites hurt. Everyone was afraid of them, including him (my muscular, 6'2" ex). But if they came up to me I'd grab them by their necks and toss them into the pond.
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They're a pretty delish brand of food
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Are they? I've never had goose.
My mom is pretty closed minded. If it can be a pet, she wont eat it.
I have had duck, though. Was delish.
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I meant tiger nuts
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O.o
I didn't know people ate those. Though i shouldn't be surprised.
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No love, tiger nuts are the best peanuts you can buy xD

I think Walkers/Lays make them
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o.o
*facepalm* I'll just sit in my corner and stop imagining Jay suckling on tiger genitals.
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........ There's a reason tigers are endangered- people eating their testicles just isn't it xD
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*chortle*
This has been a fascinating conversation.
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I'm glad I fascinated you :p

In other news there's a asshole spider in solitary confinement in my room. Caught it trying to hide behind my wardrobe D:
Need to spider proof my room
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Kill it with fire.
Wait no. Don't do that.
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It's under a beer mug. But I can't sleep now incase it brought friends
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omg, you do that, too?

The other night, there was a large beetle walking across the room, and so I picked up hubby's shoe and decapitated it, then left the shoe on its body. Told him when he came to bed, and he was all 'WHY would you just leave it there?'
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Ofcourse I do it! I can't deal with it until the mornings anyway
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Heh.
I have a gecko in my house who eats spiders. I havent seen a scary arachnid yet.

I am MIA from today to next Saturday. Will be rare for the week.
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Ah.... so that's why my girlfriend keeps on taking my shoes and leaving them all over my house...
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Carantathraiel said
. I havent seen a scary arachnid yet.


FUCKING LOOK AT ANY SPIDER UP CLOSE ARE YOU A GOD BECAUSE NOBODY CAN GO THIS LONG WITHOUT SEEING A SCARY SPIDER
i have serious arachnophobia

oh and hi guys
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I have the same kind of fear, but it extends to roaches... can't stand raoches.... gotta stomp them, don't care, don't care it's gotta die...
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LowKey123 said
FUCKING LOOK AT ANY SPIDER UP CLOSE ARE YOU A GOD BECAUSE NOBODY CAN GO THIS LONG WITHOUT SEEING A SCARY SPIDERi have serious arachnophobiaoh and hi guys


uh. i meant i haven't seen a scary spider in my house since the gecko moved in. He eats them all.

Bane... girlfriend? Do I need to bury a body? I must be the only woman in you life D<
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