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My Dad is so cheap.

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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Every time he goes to a fast food place he stuffs his pockets with packets of salt and pepper. He has a whole drawer full of these in his bedroom, too.

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Your dad sounds like he’d be an old hermit who stockpiles in preparation for the nuclear war.
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Marik said
Your dad sounds like he’d be an old hermit who stockpiles in preparation for the nuclear war.


Because in a nuclear apocalypse you'll survive forever off sugar and ketchup packets?
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Butter said
Because in a nuclear apocalypse you'll survive forever off sugar and ketchup packets?


Yes.
Sugar shields.
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Butter said
Because in a nuclear apocalypse you'll survive forever off sugar and packets?


I think it's fair to assume that if he does it with salt and whatnot, he'd do it with other things.

Also, if you fill a tub with sugar, and then melt it down, you can just lay in the stuff and have it harden around you to make a strong coating. That'll protect you from the nuclear fallout. And if not, then at least you'll make a tasty snack for the survivors.
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Marik said
I think it's fair to assume that if he does it with salt and whatnot, he'd do it with other things. Also, if you fill a tub with sugar, and then melt it down, you can just lay in the stuff and have it harden around you to make a strong coating. That'll protect you from the nuclear fallout. And if not, then at least you'll make a tasty snack for the survivors.


You should know it's always the bugs that survive these things. What happens when all the mutated carnivorous flies discover you're sugar coated?
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My dad is exactly like this. For example, it was only a couple of days since we replaced our Windows XP Computer because Microsoft finally ended support for it.
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The Nexerus said
Every time he goes to a fast food place he stuffs his pockets with packets of salt and pepper. He has a whole drawer full of these in his bedroom, too.



On one hand, I want to say fuck it, if you're going to spend more money on some food than it's worth, might as well get something out of the deal.

On the other ... literally stuffing his pockets?
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