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`````***(---!I will accept anything.!!***---`````

Hey guys, I have this idea I'm working on. It'll be an epic badass storyline that'll be made up as we go with lots of mystery, glory, and salty burning tears. Your characters can be literally anything, anyone, and go anywhere (but if you leave the group, I will kill you off). Every player can have 20-(8sideways) characters. The genre will be whatever my faithful playing peons desire, all at once. We'll call it a "cross-over."

Japanese psychic girl, school girl, professional wrestler, changling, God, Fate, that Egyptian thing with a dog head, zombie, Zombie Ned Stark, Ender, Orson Scott Card, the entire cast of Guardians of the Galaxy, Azathoth, Typhoid Mary, Han Solo, Pan, Wesley from Next Gen, a planet's army with one mind, the Hulk, Pinkie Pie, Pewdiepie, Dora's backpack, a hat, doesn't matter. Make something. I will accept it.


This is our noise:



Rules:
∞. Screw all those rules.
1. No Mr. Rodgers without body tattoos of flames, wings, and foul language from Urban Dictionary.
2. Pictures plz. No descriptions.
3. Center text randomly.
4. I am GM. I will play favorites. My favorites will change every five min.
5. Say "the", "this", "in", "as", "me", "I", "a", "an", or "to" in your first post to prove you've read this.
6. Assholes who complain about "Mary-Sues" and "godmodding" will be killed off and spoken poorly of in the OC.
7. Bring your nearest animal to the the keyboard to add its thoughts to your posts.
8.

CS:
Name:
Everything Else:
(pic here)

intersted so much
I'll get to work on my CS, but i think it's too long :/

Boboclown89 said
intersted so much
I'll get to work on my CS, but i think it's too long :/

Accepted

I'll accept it because its length impresses me.

This Generator will be the only guide for my character(s)

She appears to be a normal marine biologist except she dresses like a punk rock ninja, her eyes can find the weak spot of any foe and her hair is five different shades of red and flows like silk but is stronger then diamond, but secretly she is actually a half-lizardwoman.
She is an interdimensional traveler who is the last of her kind and she will fight her enemies with the power to eat demons or to take the shape of anyone she fucks.
Her friends and enemies call her Mechacaller Lovebird!
Her constant companion is a sparkling ancient faerie who is also her father.
Her favored weapon is a conscious dragonbone katana which will cut through any material.

I think the tomatoes are unhappy about this, because they were stuck in as much potatoes as me. I feel like I want an epic battle to settle my bottom.

Here's my CSs:

Abraham Lincoln


Chainsaw bear


00BT (double-o bow tie)

Other: This Bow Tie is not a normal Bow Tie: it's 00BT, a bow tie with a built in gun

Tick said
AcceptedI'll accept it because its length impresses me.

I wasn't actually going to make them lengthy, because most of them are self explanatory

Guilty Spark said
will be the only guide for my character(s)She appears to be a normal marine biologist except she dresses like a punk rock ninja, her eyes can find the weak spot of any foe and her hair is five different shades of red and flows like silk but is stronger then diamond, but secretly she is actually a half-lizardwoman.She is an interdimensional traveler who is the last of her kind and she will fight her enemies with the power to eat demons or to take the shape of anyone she fucks.Her friends and enemies call her Mechacaller Lovebird!Her constant companion is a sparkling ancient faerie who is also her father.Her favored weapon is a conscious dragonbone katana which will cut through any material.

Accepted. The universes need more half-lizardwomen punk rock ninja seapeople like Mechacaller Lovebird.

Boboclown89 said
I wasn't actually going to make them lengthy, because most of them are self explanatory

Still all accepted. Very long bios. Abraham Lincoln takes up a few paragraphs' worth of text. Makes sense, he's the one with dragged out speeches.
I'll keep the political issue of who settles on your bottom in mind for the IC.

thx, and I know, I spent hours developing and putting thought into Abraham Lincoln's character, seeing that he is the prime character of my three. I have some large storyline ideas as well, ones that could take weeks to drag out. And the character he rides on has to be badass, no less. Maybe my Chainsaw bear character could be it.

Idea: all my characters are linked together, Abraham Lincoln is obvious, chainsaw bear is the badass creatur ehe rides on, and 00BT is his bowtie, so that he can grab his gun at any time

I got this.

Name: El Santo
Bio: If it exists, he's goddamn wrestled it.

Pic:

Novel-length, I know.

Name: Fred the dog
Everything else: He controls time, space, and the universe

I was joking, btw, I'm not in this.

That's a weird joke