I floated above Sam and I let a brown muddy thing fall on it. I call the brown muddy thing 'poop'. I just 'pooped' on Sam. I curse Sam with the need to poop.

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I floated above Sam and I let a brown muddy thing fall on it. I call the brown muddy thing 'poop'. I just 'pooped' on Sam. I curse Sam with the need to poop.

I looked over as Sam felt surprised. He had this strange brown stuff on him. He needed something.

" What do you need?" I asked sam.

"I feel the inexplicable urge to defecate." Sam replied

"Well that doesn't make sense. You need a digestive system to even feel that." I say, giving him the ability to defecate when he feels he needs to.

((Where is this even going?))

((To hell in a handbasket. Fuck this shit, I'm out of here if this doesn't shape up))

((Rup. Seriously?))

Sol took the shape of a minotaur, a mighty beast. Breathing slowly, it ignored his two siblings, and continued tending the sun and stars, hoping for something to be created. But alas, it's brethren were being nonsensical and were not creating anything. The void was boring and Sol could only do so much without the help of its brethren.

I decided that since my siblings were taking on new forms I should as well, so I took on the form of a hellhound, clad in purple fire. With each step I took a purple flaming footprint was left behind. Sadly these vanished after a short amount of time.

With a low rumble, I move my form over towards my siblings. As I looked around I saw nothing but foolishness and stupidity, it was a waste of potential. However I was not. Looking around I collected many stars and crushed them all together until they were nothing but dust. Reaching out, I siphoned flames from my siblings sun and added it to the large collection of star dust and sculpted it until it was a sphere.

When complete, my creation stood tall and proud. However its surface was was a waste land of heat and fire, it was ugly. Rearing back, I plunge myself forward and collide with my creation. The resulting shock wave was not one of force, but one of oceans and rivers. When it was finished, the entire surface was covered in water and in the process it was cooled. Slowly, my waters receded and while water still dominated the surface, large patches of land were left uncovered.

With that done, I relax in the deepest part of my oceans and wait.

Land began to raise from the waters. . . vegetation inevitably came, maybe by one of the acts of a god hereafter the great Kadumath, Lord of all souls, made the home for all following mortals of the world of Orin. Kadumath fashioned souls for all living things to come. For now, actual souls did not exist, but there were another set of stars. These were not star nebula like real stars, but they had an identical appearance. Each one of these stars would be claimed by mortal life, or Kadumath's creations. Time rapidly grew apace as the gods did whatever they wished, but for Kadumath, he would soon have sired his first children out of a giant hatchery of eggs. Many great monsters, the Dragon Clans, the great Krakens of the sea, the Leviathans, and yes, even the Orcs. Orcs were strange creations of Kadumath, but they would arrive in the world at the same moment as the Humans. . . they would not meet until both races would have at least entered the Age of High Steel. . . steel swords capable of slicing into the solid diamond easily. . . this would be at least two thousand years, but still, other gods could hasten the meeting of Orcs and Humans.

The other gods could do as they pleased, but in the mean time, Kadumath began to take heart in the core of the planet of Orin, as his supernatural powers began to change the very nature of a now expanding Underworld.

Humans arrived as well, and Kadumath gave them the power to manipulate the powers of monstrous beings. Those who could do this powerful magic were and will always be known as Wizards.

ah the beautiful blue world. it shined like a jem in the sun. i looked down at my ice...something, that i made after i threw the last one. it was taking the shape of a creature, similar ish to our scaly sibling, but with spikes of ice popping out of the back. as i hold it towards the sun to look closer at it, it seamed to disappear. the light bounces off of it. i knew what my form would be. i shifted my body into my new form, using the ice to coat my body and make my self invisible. the first hunter had arrived.

I looked at the new creation forming, wishing to add something of my own. I looked at my hoard of papayas, and it gave me an idea. These fruits would grow on trees all over the land. With these papayas, the humans on the land discovered they could eat them. The humans started harvesting these fruits and it became a stable food source for these humans.

I also gave them the ability to laugh, thus creating humor. These humans discovered how to manipulate everyday items and situations to cause laughter among their siblings, thus naming these acts pranks. Sam and I watched over my creations, proud.

I looked at the puny humans playing tricks on each other. I decided to take it to another level. I gave them my first gift, GREED.

It saw its brethren give sin to the humans. While disappointment did appear, Sol wasn't surprised. It was in their nature to destroy or corrupt their brethrens creations. To offset this, however, Sol reached into itself. It pulled out a small, white orb. Generosity. Sol sent it down and humans received the gift of generosity, an act of generosity by itself. The ability to share and the ability to give.

My sibling had given the humans something. It made them share. it worked against my greed. I would have to combat that. Make the humans worth. But, i would wait for now.

a idea emerged. i put the ice....thing in a mountain near the humans. perhaps it will guard a treasure later? i start work on two more....statues? is that the word? eather way i start on the first. it shall be a male, with great strength and brute force. the one that simply charges. i give it multiple layers of skin, making it tough but visible. the other, the female, shall be elegant and smoother, neither water nor air shall slow her down. she shall also be more intelligent of the two, with a bigger head and less armor, using stealth and light to survive. they shall be the first draconians, but first i must finish them... i hope they don't melt.

Kadumath looked at all of these gifts the other gods were giving them. . . more humor? What? More mischief against each other? Greed? Um . . . yikes. . . "You're making my Humans more greedy, more generous and more comedic. Stop it. They already have all that! You'll ruin everything!" Kadumath said rapidly. "Thanks for giving my Orcs nothing though."

Kadumath looked towards the Orcs. . . The Humans could worship whomever they wanted. Many Humans who worshiped him were Wizards, or they became Clerics, and the Human religion of Kadumath was called the "Ecclesiarchy". Those capable of pulling power from Soul magic were called Clerics, and those who became Kadumath's worshipers developed their own religion, called "Shamanism".

Dragons of course began to develop their own religion. . . not sure how they should worship Kadumath. They had all his pride, they had great power over inherent strengths that come with being monsters, and were immortal. They began to worship Kadumath. Eventually they would worship their Great Grandfathers. Their religion would become known as Ancestral Worship. Of course, Kadumath was known as the First Ancestor.

With a snarl, I gaze up to the surface and see nothing but light. I didn't like it, it burned my vision and felt wrong. With a rumble, I unleash a wave of darkness that covers most of the ocean. A night so powerful that not even my sibling's sun could pierce it. This darkness sucked out all light, all warmth, and all hope. This is the abyss, and it is my realm. Spreading out, I grab any creature unlucky enough to be caught in my eternal night and begin to change them. Twisting their forms into horrid beasts of the void.

One such creature caught my attention however, it was long and strong. Tearing through its mind I found its name was "Leviathan", with a smile I twisted it into a being greater than what it was before. It was functionally the same, however it was much larger and angrier. Letting it loose, it swam away and searched for anything to spread its hate on to others. With a smile, I sink lower into the depths of the Abyss and laugh as I began to twist more and more creatures into abominations of hate, pain, and rage.

the statues are complete, however i ran into a problem. the earth is to hot for them and they melt in the sunlight. my solution? i froze the top and the bottom of the world. however i fell it needs a bit more....beauty for my draconians. i look up at the sky and grab some clouds, making a white powder, made from small droplets of water, fall from them. i shall give it a name later. as the hills start to turn white, i place down my two beasts. i give them a new liquid as blood, and breathe life into them, borrowing the intelligence of the humans for them (i gave more to the female. she shall hunt without a trace). my deadly gift to the world is finished. i wonder how much our sister will enjoy them. perhaps i should give her a few when their population starts to grow.