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Who's finally joining the fad? That's right, me.

This spamfic takes place in the universe of Warhammer 40,000 in which the Imperium of Mankind battles against all manner of enemies in the galaxy; Orks, Tyranids, space elves, other humans, you name it. Humanity's first line of defense is the Imperial Guard, billions of soldiers fighting in the name of their God-Emperor to preserve the status quo of the Imperium. You don't need to know anything about WH40k for this spamfic; I'll keep things simple and explain anything that isn't self-explanatory. I just like the setting.

The Imperial Guard is divided into countless regiments that function more or less as individual armies. This story is about the adventures and antics of one regiment in particular. I assure you that most of you will get to play a part in the large, sprawling battles of the 41st millenium.

Chapter one.
Chapter two.
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YUS!

8D.
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That was fucking fast.
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That was good writing but needs more spaces.
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idlehands said
That was good writing but needs more spaces.


Not a fan of unnecessary spacing, to be honest. How many books do you read where every paragraph is seperated by a blank line?
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It doesn't need to be a full line, .5 line would do or changing the font. It just looks really crowded. I'm a fan of TNR in size 10 myself.
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Hank said
This spamfic takes place in the universe of Warhammer 40,000


what the shit kind of name is that
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Smiral said
what the shit kind of name is that


Well, there are two Warhammer universes. There's the fantasy version and the sci-fantasy version. One of them takes place in mythic times, the other takes place in (and in the millenium following) the year 40,000 AD. Hence the name Warhammer 40,000.
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Tank commander Jorick. Fuck yeah.

Good stuff so far. I look forward to seeing who the dreaded Commissar is.
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Hank said
Hence the name Warhammer 40,000.


Not to be confused with the epic Hammer War, which takes place about 40,000 days from now, and which no straight nails will come through unscathed...

Meanwhile, yay for having more reading material. Keep going, Hank!
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Jorick said
Tank commander Jorick. Fuck yeah.Good stuff so far. I look forward to seeing who the dreaded Commissar is.


I absolutely love the fact that I'm the only person who loves them.

I wonder who is in my squad, Toellner's Roughnecks are some Emperor-loving, Xenos-hateing, badass motherfuckers.
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This was a great read Hank.
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Two paragraphs in and I'm already mentioned.

Fuckin' rad. :D



Let's fry come Chaos scum.
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Noice job mate.
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Jorick said
Tank commander Jorick. Fuck yeah.

Good stuff so far. I look forward to seeing who the dreaded Commissar is.




Chapter two is up.
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Hank said
is up.


Der Kommissar's in town. Uh-oh.

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I made that joke in Skype and no one got it. ._.
Though to be fair, I didn't have visual aid.
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