From another thread...
CHALLENGE.
Oh, blimey go- no, that's not how you speak British speak. You speak normal English, and then the people of Essex form your accent, thats how it goes. The rest come later. Along with constantly watching Doctor Who.
Now you need to learn British slang, after you get the accent. Here, have a thing, that is the complete opposite of what these words really mean.
Twats: Tick Who Assume Torment.
Barney: Blobs Are Running 'Nd Eat Yeast.
Ace: Actually Catharsis Except (not really).
Aggro: And Grumbling Goblins Run Off (to start fuckall if we know)
Arse: Amazingly Round Square Exceptions (to counteractions and such)
Ass: Amazingly inverSe aSsumptions.
And then we would go on.
And on.
And on.
So, now you need to learn the British lifestyle.
Watch BBC.
And maybe hate uneducated 'gangsters,' or maybe the 'wankers' every once in a while.
You can now be British.
There, terrible stereotyped guide.
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Wow this is the most British sounding post I've ever seen on Spam.
CHALLENGE.
Oh, blimey go- no, that's not how you speak British speak. You speak normal English, and then the people of Essex form your accent, thats how it goes. The rest come later. Along with constantly watching Doctor Who.
Now you need to learn British slang, after you get the accent. Here, have a thing, that is the complete opposite of what these words really mean.
Twats: Tick Who Assume Torment.
Barney: Blobs Are Running 'Nd Eat Yeast.
Ace: Actually Catharsis Except (not really).
Aggro: And Grumbling Goblins Run Off (to start fuckall if we know)
Arse: Amazingly Round Square Exceptions (to counteractions and such)
Ass: Amazingly inverSe aSsumptions.
And then we would go on.
And on.
And on.
So, now you need to learn the British lifestyle.
Watch BBC.
And maybe hate uneducated 'gangsters,' or maybe the 'wankers' every once in a while.
You can now be British.
There, terrible stereotyped guide.
