"Peter Jason Quill, the former Prince of the now destroyed Spartax, the Star-Lord, the mass murderer of a Kree Lunar Colony. Please tell the three billion viewers why in blue blazes you and the other Guardians of the Galaxy were pardoned for every crime you have ever committed in your lives." Peter was not amused by the tone of the reporter's voice but he kept his cool for the moment. "That's easy. Every single one of you would be dead if it wasn't for us. We risked our lives to stop one of the most dangerous advisory this planet has ever seen, Ronan the Accuser. Even your Nova Corps was not up to the task by themselves. It took the combined effort of the entire Nova Corps, the Ravagers, and us. Xandar was going to be destroyed and after it was destroyed he was going to moved on to every other Xandarian colony that he hadn't already destroyed. So I would appreciate a little less tude from you." The reporter was still not satisfied and was determined to prove these criminals belonged in jail or dead.
"How did the Guardians of the Galaxy come to exist?" The reporter used air quotes when she said Guardians of the Galaxy. "First off we never decided on a team name, that was supposed to be some kind of lame insult by Ronan, but for now it's as good as any. We met at the Kyln. Rocket and Groot are bounty hunters, saw the price on my head but there by some rich Kree who lost family on the colony I destroyed, they took me under their protection until they could collect. Gamora was in trouble due to her association with Ronan. Drax who lost his family at the hands of Ronan was about to kill her when I convinced him that it would be better to use Gamora to lure out Ronan. After we that we formed a plan to escape. Rocket can fill you in on how we escaped better than I could. He was the genius behind the plan."
"How did the Guardians of the Galaxy come to exist?" The reporter used air quotes when she said Guardians of the Galaxy. "First off we never decided on a team name, that was supposed to be some kind of lame insult by Ronan, but for now it's as good as any. We met at the Kyln. Rocket and Groot are bounty hunters, saw the price on my head but there by some rich Kree who lost family on the colony I destroyed, they took me under their protection until they could collect. Gamora was in trouble due to her association with Ronan. Drax who lost his family at the hands of Ronan was about to kill her when I convinced him that it would be better to use Gamora to lure out Ronan. After we that we formed a plan to escape. Rocket can fill you in on how we escaped better than I could. He was the genius behind the plan."