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Space: Oh, would you, dear? That would be very kind of you.

Dani: *Crashes headlong into Silas, giving him an unexpected Marshmallow Hell* Ow, ow, ow! What the hell? *Looks down* Well... aren't you eager? Well. I suppose. It's not like I have anything better to d-
CW: DANI!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!
Dani: Oh, shit. Hey, Silas. Help me ditch this guy and I'll let you do whatever you want to me.
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Lo: -glares at computer- damn you all.~Pluto


IT: *still being flailed around* Pickles is always gonna be the cutest to me!
Pickles: THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE TO DEVOUR!
Toridus: Verdier will always be the cutest to me.
Verdier: *Happy barks*
Sokolov: Silas, be careful, woman is of crazy. Do not be trusting and taking axe to shoulder for cyborg lady.
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Silas: *face buried in Dani's chest, reminding him of pillows, if made of flesh and more... interesting* Uhhh... Fine. *somewhat grumpy due to only recently waking up, only for this to happen, pulls into the nearby building and down a hatch hidden under a couch, making sure it stayed hidden*

Kang: So you guys know, it won't be that easy to get close to him in the IC. He'll end up being the one that is there for the crew, or any crew member, when they need him. But will take some time to get to friendship level or closer.

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Kang: Oops, forgot the contract. Here it is CW and Sable, pretty much says that CW can bring any other character he wants into this realm, but only a max of 2 or 3 at a time. That bit is up for debate between the two of you.
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CW: Where'd she go? Where... did... she... go!?

Dani: Whew. I think I lost him. Now I can finally relax *Covers her breasts with her arms and drops slutty persona* Thank you very much, Silas. *Shakes his hand* You are a kind man. Sorry for troubling you like this. Um... you wouldn't happen to have a spare shirt or something? I left my bikini out there *Blushes*.

Meanwhile, a little 12-year old girl watches everything while holding Space's original contract. The one that doesn't mention Dani at all.
???: Morons. They have no idea I swapped out the contracts. Mmmhmhmhmhmhm Shaaaahahahahahahahahahah!!!
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Silas: *raises one eyebrow in surprise* I'm guessing the sexing loving persona isn't exactly true? *takes off jacket and holds it out to her* Blushing, too. Cute. Wait, I thought it was just your bra that you lost...?

Kang: *summons multidimensional indestructible prison cage around the girl, only Kang can release her* What was that? *takes contract from her* Ohhhh, CW~ Would you happen to know who this 12-year old is? She happens to have been holding a contract with, *double checks* no mention of Dani in it.
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Dani: Yeah. Just a little. I mean, sex is fun and all, but I'm not a nympho. Not really. *Takes jacket and puts it on* Thanks. *Blushes again at being called cute* No one's ever called me cute before. Well. Not since Grandpa. Hm? No. I still have my bottoms. I just took my top off to screw with their minds. Didn't work. Everyone ignored me. Yeah, the only time I wear a bra is when I'm wearing my tuxedo.

CW: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH-Wait, what? *Turns around to see little girl, who adorably waves at him. A terrifying look of utter horror descends upon his face* Oh.... god,no. *Axe drops as CW runs towards Kang and the cage* KANG!!! GET AWAY FROM HER!!! NOW!!! DIMENSIONAL TECHS ONLY MAKE HER STRONGER!!!!

???: *Looks at cage* Hmhmhmhm.. You're so cute. Summoning a cage. *Places hand on it, melting it instantly* That wasn't very nice. *Her eyes begin to glow as an inky black shadow crackling with purple lightning starts to creep out from her, vaporizing anything it touches*
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IT: *finally pries himself free of Pickles' jaw and looks at the little girl* D'aww,she reminds me of a little sapling. Crimson, who is this adorable little thing?
Pickles: IT IS ONLY ANOTHER LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER, AS ALL BEINGS ARE IN MY ETERNAL PATH OF DESTRUCTION!
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CW: Who is she? More like what is she. She's pure evil. Literally, her soul is comprised of solely evil. The reason she looks like a 12 year old is because the being she broke off of had so little evil in him. As for her name. Katherine is the name she chose for herself. But... she prefers to go by...

???: Nemesis. It's fitting, don'tcha think? *Flicks fingers upwards as the goo encapsulates her body, forming into a massive 8 foot tall black knight-esque suit of armor* Let's play! I grow bored with Kreon.
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Silas: It was an honest blush, that's what made it cute. I guess I like the fact that you're being honest about how you feel and such right now. If i had been awake, I likely wouldn't have been able to ignore you, unless I was already distracted by something.

Kang: Oh, since you know that much, then fix it. Do you have any idea how long it takes to make a cage that complicated!? *grabs CW and throws him at the girl* Deal with it yourself! *walks off in a clearly irritated way*
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IT: *smiles a bit* Sure thing! What do you want to play? Tag? Yahtzee? Pretend? I'm pretty sure everyone here likes to play pretend.
Pickles: PICKLES LIKES TO PRETEND HE IS A PRETTY PRINCESS.
Leonard: I like to pretend that I have a medical license.
Toridus: I like to pretend that one day I can exist in the IC.
Sokolov: Sokolov like to pretend his family not killed in front of him.
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Dani: It is nice to be my normal self. But don't get used to it. I just needed a break. Best get back out there before they start wondering if we really are having sex. Oh, and could you please not tell anyone about this? Especially Natsu. I really don't want her to know the truth about me. *Opens hatch and starts climbing*

CW: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*flys towards Nemesis, who catches him*
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nemesis: Oh, relax, You know I can't kill you. If you die, I die. And I don't feel like dying.
CW: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nemesis: *-_- Stop it.
CW: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nemesis: Stop. It.
CW:-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nemesis: STOP IT!!
CW: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nemesis: That's it. Stoppin' it myself *Brings arm down on CW's head.... really fucking hard*
CW: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Thunk* aaa~aaa~aaaaa~aa~aaaaa~aaaaaaaaaa... *Thwomp*

Dani: Uh! *Eyes glaze over as she falls off ladder into Silas' arms*Thwomp*
Mal: Hrrgk! *Begins vibrating violently, shooting off random waves of Vibe as his power goes out of control, unitl...*Thwomp*

Space: Oh, dear... seems like Crimson falling unconscious has also knocked out the characters he has control over. Looks like only Me, Time, and Katherine are left.
Time: *Busy sneaking up behind Natsu to grope her boobies*

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IT: *smiles a bit* Sure thing! What do you want to play? Tag? Yahtzee? Pretend? I'm pretty sure everyone here likes to play pretend.Pickles: PICKLES LIKES TO PRETEND HE IS A PRETTY PRINCESS.Leonard: I like to pretend that I have a medical license.Toridus: I like to pretend that one day I can exist in the IC.Sokolov: Sokolov like to pretend his family not killed in front of him.


Nemesis: I don't pretend. I make things a reality. Like that time I killed my adoptive parents for taking away my ping-pong. Or the time I sold my baby brother to Freddy Krueger. Or the time I bought toilet paper because I was out.
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Sammy: (notices time and gives him the most menacing glare ever) Don't. Even. Think about it.

Sable: (comes back from family obligations) Hey guys, sorry i forgot t- (sees Nemesis) oh lord... Tobi, ya mind filling me in.
Tobias: well, the giant black suit of armor has a little girl inside it named Nemesis.
Sable: is she evil?
Tobias: yeah, i'm pretty sure she is.
Sable: ok then. (walks closer to Nemesis) OOIIIII! NEMESIS!! I GOT A QUESTION FOR YA!!
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Nemesis: I don't pretend. I make things a reality. Like that time I killed my adoptive parents for taking away my ping-pong. Or the time I sold my baby brother to Freddy Krueger. Or the time I bought toilet paper because I was out.


IT: That's terrible! No child should have to go without toilet paper! But, anyways, what would you like to play? I found a Clue board in the closet, and I thought you'd like that.
*looks at Sable* HEY! Yelling is impolite.
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Sammy: (notices time and gives him the most menacing glare ever) Don't. Even. Think about it.


Time: *Winks at Sammy, then gropes Natsu's boobies* Mmmmm, soft and fluffy.

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Sable: ok then. (walks closer to Nemesis) OOIIIII! NEMESIS!! I GOT A QUESTION FOR YA!!


Nemesis: Mmmmyeeees? How may I help you? n_n

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IT: That's terrible! No child should have to go without toilet paper! But, anyways, what would you like to play? I found a Clue board in the closet, and I thought you'd like that.*looks at Sable* HEY! Yelling is impolite.


No no. It's okay. He has a question. Go ahead and ask.
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Sammy: (goes into "Overdrive" form) YOUR DEAD.

Sable: Right, *Ahem* Why, exactly, are you here?
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Time: *Poofs away from Natsu and right into Sammy's face* Technically I'm not alive, so no... no you can't kill me. Also, I'm not teeeeechnically here, either. I'm just possessing my host. You see, The Council of Entities are faaaaaaaar too powerful to leave the Nexus, however we CAN affect the physical realms so long as we have a host. After all. We're abstract concepts. Nexion (The Supreme One) created us in pairs to govern the Multimension. Infinity and Eternity. Life and Death. Time, me, and Space. Order and Chaos. Creation and Destruction. Destiny and Fate. And Love and Hate. Obviously my cousin Love is working her magic on you. It's cute. In honor of that, I shall hold back Magnos from fulfilling his dirty old man fantasies. Hehehe *Poofs away and ends up on a hill a little ways away next to Space... who thwacks him upside the head* OW! What the hell, Sis?
Space: Idiot. You shouldn't have pissed him off. Nor should you have given him all that info on us. Technically WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE!!! *Smashes Time in the nuts*
Time: T-T

Nemesis: Hmmm... I guess I got bored. Kreon couldn't entertain me, so I came here to screw around with CW. Plus you guys seem like fun. I was gonna kill you all, buuuuuut... You're too much fun! I think I'll spare you. Just like all those agents and detectives from the Washington D.C. branch of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, and the Miami branch of the Crime Scene Investigation unit, and the New York branch of the Special Victims Unit. Pffft... Law and Order, my ass. They all bought my story about being a victim. Well... except that Horatio guy, that Gibbs fellow, and the Benson chick. Anyways, why do you ask?
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Sammy: (Stops his Overdrive and makes a pouty face. walks over to Natsu and puts his arm around her waist, pulling her close) stupid multidimensional god.

Sable: oh, just making sure your intentions weren't hostile, (closes eyes) cause if they were, that would be really bad, (opens eyes, they are black with red irises) for you...
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Time: *Still on the floor, craddling his marbles* T-T
Space: Oh, get up, ya big baby! I didn't hit you that hard

Nemesis: *Cocks head to the side in curiosity* YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! You're funny. *Drops armor and starts strolling over to IT, laughing her ass off* Hahahahahahahahahahah!!! Hey-a! Wanna play a game of Cards Against Humanity? Or SimCity? Or with the lives of the populous?
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IT: Sure thing Nem! What do you say we go develop a biological weapon and unleash it upon the general populace, wherein seeds generate inside of their bloodstream, then they'd absorb all the nutrients and fluids in their bodies, slowly converting them into mindless drones that can be bent to our will before they become carriers that generate more of the seeds! Or SimCity. I'm in kind of a Sim mood.
Pickles: I WANT TO EAT THE CITY
Leonard: Uh...so now that gods are being thrown into this master...
IT: Hm?
Leonard; How long until you bring your pantheon in?
IT: Dunno. But they'd be cool to have here, though I dunno how the Recreator will fit in here. He's kinda bigger than the multiverse.
Leonard: W-wait, what?
IT: Nothing! Nothing at all. Anyways, Nemmie, let's go play something!
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Sable: (back to normal. watches Nemesis as she walk by him)
Tobias: (walks up to Sable)... you ok?
Sable: yeah... yeah, i'm fine. i just need some rest. (goes to lie down)
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