[IC] the "Legacy" cast green room.

[Sableyezer]

Sammy: So, if i do this, you'll give me all the food i could eat?

Me: yes yes, just read the script.

Sammy: Sweet!! alright, *ahem* Hello everyone, this is the green room IC. the rules are simple, keep the characters in character. you can post in any fo- foooooor-

Me: format

Sammy: format you like and have fun! alright, can i have my food now?

Me: yeah fine, *snaps fingers and a mountain of food appears* here.

Sammy: WOOOOAAAHH!! how'd you do that!?

Me: i'm basically a god here, i can make anything happen, i can even... where'd he go.

Sammy: *on top of food pile* OM NOM NOMNOMNOMNOM!!

Me: *sigh* so yeah, the IC for here is open to and the posters can partisipate and converse with the characters. so go ahead and post it's always open.

[phillmyster]

Griff: HEY JERK, share the dam meat pile (lol) *jumps in against his better judgement* YOU GUYS OUT THERE, WERE NOT WAITING FOR YA *nom no nom nom nom*

[ladyonyx04]

Natsu: Er...either they have large appetite for males or they're pigs. I'm not sure which one I'd rather deal with. And I deal with idiotic marines all day. -sigh and picks a block of meat eating it lady like-
Me: Oh shut it you and enjoy your crew mates. You. Are. Stuck. With. Them. Jeez. And you came out of my imagination.
Natsu: So what does that say about you?
Me: Shut up or I white out you.
Natsu: -Wisely shuts up-

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: Sisisisisisisisahahahahahahaha! Damn, you got owned by your owner, Little Naty. *Grabs a block and scarfs it in one bite* Learn to lighten up a smidgen.
Crimmy: Um, Dani? Mind not acting like a total Neanderthal. It reflects badly upon m-
Dani: Bitch, what you say about doughnuts?
Crimmy: What? Nothing.
Dani: Exactly *Continues eating like a Neanderthal* HEY!!! I CAN READ THAT YOU KNOW! FUCK YOU, CRIMMY!! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!
Crimmy: Eep!

[Sableyezer]

Sammy: OI, DON'T EAT ALL MY MEAT!!
Sable: I can make more Sammy calm down (- . -;)
Sammy: oh right, thank you god
Sable: no problem.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: Oy! Sam-Bam! Ask your god for some sake, rum, and vodka. I'm way too sober over here!
CW: DANI!! That is not the way you talk to the Captain!
Dani: Pffft! It's the way I talk to el Capitan Raijin... ... ... *looks at you, the reader* The fuck you lookin' at?

[Sableyezer]

Sable: ... what?
Sammy: you heard her god, sake, rum, and vodka please!
Sable: you know i'm not your servant, i could wipe you out with a thought!

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: Aww, please, Sable-sama? I'd greatly appreciate it. And I'd be in your debt. *Crawls toward Sable* I would owe you anything you desire. *Licks luscious pink lips as her right bikini strap slips* An-y-thin-gu...

CW: *Shivers* Okay, that's just weird.

[The Irish Tree]

Leonard: I-I don't think I can do this!
IT: C'mon, you have to, its in your contract!
Leonard: B-b-but they're all super weird... *flips hood over his head* And she's barely wearing anything...
IT: Look, just because she has nothing on but a bikini doesn't mean you can just avoid her. You're not even in the story yet, so don't judge her if you haven't even seen her yet!
Leonard: Okay...I guess I ca-
Toridus: PIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES! FEEL THE SPEARS OF JUSTICE RAIN DOWN AS THEY PIERCE YOUR BODIES AND SOULS, WITNESS THE STRENGTH OF TORIDUS ALDREINE, AND WEEP WITH DESPAIR AS YOU GAZE UPON THE MANLIEST MAN IN THE 4 SEAS!
Leonard: ...
IT: ...
Toridus: Been working on that battle cry for a while. How'd I do?

[Sableyezer]

Sable: *is holding his nose as blood drips out* but it's effective... *snaps fingers and poofs up booze, along with a box of tissues*
Sammy: wow! Dani can you teach me how to do that? i want him to give me blue hair but when i ask he always says no.
Sable * is putting tissue in his nose to stop the bleeding* thats because bright pastel hair is a cliche that i won't stoop to.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: *Ignores the marine idiot and hops off Sable* ARIGATOU, GOSAMASU!!!! And somehow, Sammy-boyo, I doubt he'd like a boy doing that.

CW: Did she even speak Japanese right?

[Insert Name Here]: Toridus, what are you doing here? They haven't even left the Lougetown yet. Heck, they don't even have bounties. We are not needed yet. We shou... NATSU! What the hell are you doing here! With those pirate scum! How? How could you betray us like that! Unforgivable... Traitors shall face the Ultimate Punishment! I sentence you... to death. *Lifts palm in badass pose*

CW: Hey! Hey, hey, hey! [Insert Name Here], what. The. Fuck, man! I haven't even posted your CS yet! Plus you're blind, Dafuq did you get here?

[INH]: Vibrations.

CW: Oh... right... hehe... Is it a... Good Vibration? lol.

[Sableyezer]

Sable: [insert name here], i don't think you should be threatening anyone here, like i said before *death glare* i can wipe you out with a thought... oh Leonard, Irish, Toridus, didn't see you come in. help yourselves to the food *grabs a chunk of meat and takes a bite* we can always make more.

[The Irish Tree]

Leonard: W-What is she doing?
IT: *covers Leonard's eyes.* GOOD GOD CRIMSON, CONTROL YOUR ZOMBORG! SHE'LL BURN HIS EYES!

Toridus: ...So you're allowed to punish her, but when I make MY dynamic and amazing entrance, you throw a hissy fit? That's not Justice...that's not Justice at all.
*zipper forms behind Toridus*
Unnamed Lieutenant: Sir, none of this is real anyways, it's all simply an illusion in your head. Look, Verdier isn't even here-
Toridus: AHHHHH WHERE'D SHE GO? LIEUTENANT, WE NEED TO FIND HER QUICKLY! GRAB MY SPEAR!
UL: Sir, that isn't really-
Toridus: GRAB. MY. SPEAR.
UL:...Why of all the vessels, and of all the Lietenant Commanders in the sea, did I get assigned to-
Toridus: ADVENTURE! *Flings spear with a rope tied around his wrist, perfectly demonstrating Looney Tunes logic.*

Leonard: ...Creator, why did you make him and me have similar abilities?
IT: Well, that's because throwing knives are cool, and doctors are cool, but spears are cool too, and Tarzan is cool as well, and Dogs and Pangolins are cute, and drills are manly, and Dani is still rolling for seduction, so I'm just saying all this to distract you from her.
Leonard: To what end?
IT: BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHY GUY IN A SHONEN WORK, IF YOU SEE BREASTS IN ACTION, THERE'S NO TELLING HOW MUCH BLOOD IS GOING TO SPURT FROM YOUR NOSE!

[CrimsonWarrior55]

[INH]: Hmmmmm... yes.... a thought. I suppose. But YOU were the one who told us to keep in character

Dani: *In Background* DON'T BE A BITCH, BITCH!!!

[INH]: I'm going to vibrate the hell out of that woman one day...

Dani: *Still in Background* OOOOOH... KINKY!!!! BUT ISN'T THAT THE SAME AS FUCKING YOURSELF, TOOTS?!?!

[INH]: *Facepalm*

Dani: *What? D'you think she moved?* CAREFUL YOU DON'T VIBRATE TOO HARD TONIGHT!!! YOU MIGHT RIP YOUR *BLEEP!* OFF!!! Huh? Where'd that bleep noise come from?

[INH]: *Omega Facepalm*

The Irish Tree said
IT: BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHY GUY IN A SHONEN WORK, IF YOU SEE BREASTS IN ACTION, THERE'S NO TELLING HOW MUCH BLOOD IS GOING TO SPURT FROM YOUR NOSE!

Dani: See that quote? There ^. Right there ^.

I'm gonna exploit the hell out of it.

AND I'M NOT A FUCKING ZOMBORG, although that is clever. I'm alive and kicking your nuts if you don't watch it.

[phillmyster]

Griff : *jumos out of the meat pile and next to Leonard, Lighten up man, here have some boose and some meat, Were not getting a chance like this again. And you marine officer, what justice is there to crash a party huh? *puts an arm across his head* DRINKING CONTEST!!! *Secretly reaches inside his pockets and steals whatevers inside*
Phill: Sup, sry I'm late, had to.... WHAT THE CRAPS GOING ON IN HERE * stares at Dani..... Blood drips.. fist up, air filled with jelousy* SAAAABLE YOU LUCKY BASTARD

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: Aww... does poor Philly want some, too? *Kisses the tips of her fingers and blows towards, Phill* If Phill-san is feeling blue... I can help you with that... *Straddles Phill*

CW: Wow... I guess I can write a slut after all.

Dani: Grrr... HEY! FUCK YOU!!! I'M NOT A-oh, wait... Sisisisi..... I guess I am. Well, I prefer the term.... seductress.

[Sableyezer]

Sammy: AHUAHUAHUAHUA! You guys are hilarious!
Sable: *face palm* well Dani, seductress or not, *pulls her off Phill* please don't take the teasing to far, i don't want this to turn into a Hentai.

[The Irish Tree]

IT: Hey, just because he's there doesn't mean you get to try and seduce him!
Leonard: *holding cup of booze* ...Kampai *downs entire pint in under the course of 15 seconds*
IT: ...God dammit Leonard.

Toridus: Well, ya see, as a marine, I get the absolutely amazing privilege to decide what Justice IS. Which is extremely abuseable and outright unconstitutional, but really, the Marines haven't cared for years. My defintion of justice is:...its uh....its kinda like a...you ever had that feeling where your arm goes numb and you can't feel it? Its kinda like that.
IT: Ya know, sometimes, I miss having Toridus be a not marine...
Toridus: But I'm cooler now! I got this neat coat and everything!
IT: By the way, I think Phil stole your pants.
Toridus: ...Real men don't need pants. I got nothing to hide.

[phillmyster]

*phill falls on the floor, leaving a pool of blood running from his nose*

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: *Sigh* I suppose so. Very well. No flashing. Oh, and Toridus, I agree. You have nothing to hide.

CW: COCK PUN!!!! *8 foot tall rooster crows* See? A cock.