Sassy retorts from Idlehands

I fucking love you and your sass lately. I need it in my life.

So this is a thread for them. Everyone feel free to post quotes of your favorite sassy replies from her, to attempt to provoke new OC, or just to get all meta about it.

I like her ass.

Dat ass...

Dat sass....

Dat mass....

Hank said

I think this clarifies the question, "What if Dwayne Johnson was cast as Voldermort?"

Jesus fucking Christ. Way to put me on the spot.

I can't stay mad, I love you, Dane.

Darog the Badger God said
I think this clarifies the question, "What if Dwayne Johnson was cast as Voldermort?"

It's weird reading his full name without 'The Rock' in the middle.

idlehands said
Jesus fucking Christ. Way to put me on the spot. I can't stay mad, I love you, Dane.

LOL sorry D:

I can't think of sassy without thinking about my nephew telling me "Don't be so sassy, Bea! God!" He was so annoyed... I didn't think he knew what sassy meant.

Those fleshy little parrots.

Let's all make idle squirm now.

Foxxie said
Let's all make idle squirm now.

You and me can team up on her.

...

Wow that sounded str8

idlehands said
Those fleshy little parrots.

SO JUST IGNORE MY POST, I DON''T CARE

;_;

Darog said SO JUST IGNORE MY POST, I DON''T CARE

;_;

I was gonna PM my response to you.

Foxxie said Let's all make idle squirm now.

That's not easy to do. Though Doivid did manage to make me literally face palm.

idlehands said
I was gonna PM my response to you.

Darog the Badger God said
I think this clarifies the question, "What if Dwayne Johnson was cast as Voldermort?"

I love how the internet has the answers to so many questions that no one ever asked.

idlehands said
That's not easy to do. Though Doivid did manage to make me literally face palm.

D:

I am really sorry

Doivid said
D:I am really sorry

I laughed. I'm glad you appreciate my occasional sass.

idlehands said
I laughed. I'm glad you appreciate my occasional sass.

I love it. I'm just going along like "What is this, what does this title mean? What's going on in here?" Then I scroll through random posts and I get to yours with something deadpan and it's like you're sitting at work with your arms crossed just making comments to amuse yourself and it kills me.

I actively search them out now. :x

Stop amusing that bastard.

Doivid

Darog the Badger God Kawaii on the streets Senpai in the sheets

Hank Dionysian Mystery

Darog the Badger God Kawaii on the streets Senpai in the sheets

idlehands heartless

The Nexerus Sui generis

Doivid

Kyuki

idlehands heartless

Foxxie Root of All Evil

Doivid

Darog the Badger God Kawaii on the streets Senpai in the sheets

idlehands heartless

idlehands heartless

Darog the Badger God Kawaii on the streets Senpai in the sheets

Kaga just passing through

Doivid

idlehands heartless

Doivid

aza Artichokes