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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Kaga
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So she just frantically came in the door, looking kind of terrified, shouting behind her "NO, NO THANK YOU, I'M NOT INTERESTED" and then she closed the door, slumping against it while she caught her breath, looking like she'd just barely gotten away from something horrible.

So I asked, "What's going on out there?"

Her reply, "They're doing crazy things out in the hallway. I told them I didn't wanna be a part of it. >.< "

"What are they doing?"

"I don't even know, man... apparently it's called 'twerking'... DX"

Ijustcan'tevenrightnow.
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And then she asked me, "Is twerking kosher?"

She's not even Jewish. .____.
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Twerking is key to the Zionist agenda, didntcha know.
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You should record this roommate of yours. She sounds ridiculous.
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And then she fell asleep while we were watching Classic Who together.

I find this kind of adorable. :3
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Kaga said
And then she fell asleep while we were watching Classic Who together. I find this kind of adorable. :3


write an erotic slashfic about you and her and leave it in her underwear drawer

make it like four thousand words long

excruciatingly sensual details

don't say anything after she finds it

every time she looks at you just give her finger guns and backpedal out of the room
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Sable said
write an erotic slashfic about you and her and leave it in her underwear drawermake it like four thousand words longexcruciatingly sensual detailsdon't say anything after she finds itevery time she looks at you just give her finger guns and backpedal out of the room


I-...

.........

....This actually sounds like it could be very fun.

I mean she is a really fun person to mess with.
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She's /r/outoftheloop.

hahahahhhuey
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Kaga said
I-................This actually sounds like it could be very fun.I mean she is a really fun person to mess with.


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Sable said
write an erotic slashfic about you and her and leave it in her underwear drawermake it like four thousand words longexcruciatingly sensual detailsdon't say anything after she finds itevery time she looks at you just give her finger guns and backpedal out of the room


Further evidence in the "everyone is KB" theory.
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Kaga said
I-................This actually sounds like it could be very fun.I mean she is a really fun person to mess with.


DO IT

STRANGE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA

what could possibly go wrong (other than ruining your friendship)
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Antarctic Termite said
DO ITSTRANGE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEAwhat could possibly go wrong (other than ruining your friendship)


Everything can and will go wrong.

SOUNDS GOOD.

Do it, Kaga.
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Kaga said
And then she asked me, "Is twerking kosher?" She's not even Jewish. .____.


Totally. We do it everyday at my synagogue.
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