Where's the period jokes

Smiral said
Where's the period jokes

"something, something, your sig."

Happy?

Smiral said
Where's the period jokes

"He's not a serial killer, he's just fertile."

spread a nice colony of ebola on them. They'll be black in no time

Kaga said
It's probably none of my business, but since I'm pretty sure you're not female I'm dreadfully curious as to how you got blood stains on your pants.

I work at Home Depot on the freight crew. I'm surrounded by the most fantastical pieces of evidence for post-abortions that the immigration system has ever delivered unto my doorstep the mentally challenged. Now take these people who have the mental capacity of fucking retards six year olds and put them in a place full of sharp, heavy objects, and machinery that if used incorrectly, easily results in user injury or, rarely, user death.

I deal with bloody people at least once a week at this point. If we had a "free of workplace accidents" sign, we'd be lucky to hit one month without some fuckit handling a pipe incorrectly without gloves and slicing open his hand. It's rarely anything we need to call an ambulance for, but it's often enough to at least spread a little blood around. I'm one of the only properly first aid trained people there so I'm often the first one there to calm the poor, non-brain-functioning man-child down, and give him a bandage for his overly sized boo boo.

Yesterday it was somebody who somehow, miraculously, thought it was a good idea to climb up an unsecured ladder carrying an eighty pound object called "box filled with boxes'o'nails." Then became surprised when he inevitable fell down, and a couple of the boxes burst open.

Delicious.

Remind me never to shop at Home Depot. :/

Smiral said
Where's the period jokes

Well an exclamation mark gets beheaded...

Brovo said Now take these people who have the mental capacity of six year olds and put them in a place full of sharp, heavy objects, and machinery that if used incorrectly, easily results in user injury or, rarely, user death.

So what you're saying is that you work at the easiest possible place to arrange a colleague's death that looks like an accident.

NUHYUHYUHYUHYUthat actually sucks especially if there's any chance of bloodbourne disease being passed around.

Smiral said
Where's the period jokes

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mdk said
What you need is a doirep.It's basically a period in reverse.

Brovo... how the hell did you end up with that job anyways?

Wayne said
Brovo... how the hell did you end up with that job anyways?

He applied because he needed work.

Were you expecting a magical tale of how he heard about all the bullshit and he decided "Yup, this is exactly what I want to do."?

Dervish said
Were you expecting a magical tale of how he heard about all the bullshit and he decided "Yup, this is exactly what I want to do."?

Nah, I'm just being an ass. You gotta do what you gotta do to make a living, and more often than not you're gonna be stuck in a job that you wouldn't envy anyone else for being in.